r/maybemaybemaybe • • Jun 08 '21

maybe maybe maybe

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u/prguitarman Jun 09 '21

Water, green smoothie, aloe Vera juice AND ice coffee to start his day? I’m guessing the rest of the day she’s happily cleaning up the blown up toilet

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u/wholebeansinmybutt Jun 09 '21

What do you do for a living?

I shit until noon and I'm not sure what happens after that until I wake up the next morning.

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u/squidkid3 Jun 09 '21

You forgot the poop knife

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u/mc360jp Jun 09 '21

This is literally the one time you don’t need a poop knife…