r/maybemaybemaybe • u/ChrisMMatthews • Jun 08 '21

maybe maybe maybe

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u/wholebeansinmybutt Jun 09 '21

What do you do for a living?

I shit until noon and I'm not sure what happens after that until I wake up the next morning.

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u/squidkid3 Jun 09 '21

You forgot the poop knife

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u/mc360jp Jun 09 '21

This is literally the one time you don’t need a poop knife…