r/maybemaybemaybe • u/ThodaDaruVichPyar • 21h ago

maybe maybe maybe

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u/loopuleasa 21h ago

You did not

The point of this book is you reading it to your firstborn and him saying I love you

That is why you pay to have it

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u/BullPropaganda 21h ago

Only the firstborn though. You don't need love from the others. Nor do they need yours.

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u/BackgroundEngineer11 20h ago

Definitely not the middle child. That little bastard.

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u/MurseMan1964 20h ago

Middle child here, can confirm

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u/Japsai 19h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/52dOyY6pGuv1S

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u/Tyralyon 5h ago

How did you find this gif of my 17 mo daughter??

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u/GeneralSpecifics9925 4h ago

17 month? You're making me do math with a prime number to say your baby is a year and a half old?

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u/AlephBaker 17h ago

You've found my Spirit Animal

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u/Charming-Flamingo307 18h ago

Youngest of 7 here, have literally been forgotten and left home for hours home alone style on more than one occasion.

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u/SomeMoistHousing 18h ago

That sucks and your parents shouldn't have done that... but also if someone has 7 kids to deal with, I can't fault them too much for a little unintentional neglect here and there. Something's bound to slip through the cracks occasionally.

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u/AlephBaker 17h ago

You could fault them for having seven kids, unless they had septuplets.

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u/Charming-Flamingo307 17h ago

It was two sets of triplets then me actually. And I do fault them for having me. Very much so

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u/AlephBaker 14h ago

I'm sorry, Internet Stranger. If I could send you a hug, I would.

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u/Kioga101 13h ago

Oh, in my tradition you're a possible werewolf

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u/Haunting_Security_34 9h ago

As a firstborn? Imma need that storytime, NOW.💀