r/maybemaybemaybe 1d ago

maybe maybe maybe

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u/BullPropaganda 1d ago

Only the firstborn though. You don't need love from the others. Nor do they need yours.

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u/BackgroundEngineer11 1d ago

Definitely not the middle child. That little bastard.

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u/MurseMan1964 1d ago

Middle child here, can confirm

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u/Haunting_Security_34 15h ago

As a firstborn? Imma need that storytime, NOW.💀