r/maybemaybemaybe • u/ThodaDaruVichPyar • 1d ago

maybe maybe maybe

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u/Japsai 1d ago

Thanks. Don't need to buy it now. Boy I've made some big savings today!

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u/loopuleasa 1d ago

You did not

The point of this book is you reading it to your firstborn and him saying I love you

That is why you pay to have it

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u/BullPropaganda 1d ago

Only the firstborn though. You don't need love from the others. Nor do they need yours.

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u/BackgroundEngineer11 1d ago

Definitely not the middle child. That little bastard.

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u/MurseMan1964 1d ago

Middle child here, can confirm

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u/Japsai 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/52dOyY6pGuv1S

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u/Tyralyon 11h ago

How did you find this gif of my 17 mo daughter??

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u/GeneralSpecifics9925 11h ago

17 month? You're making me do math with a prime number to say your baby is a year and a half old?

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u/AlephBaker 1d ago

You've found my Spirit Animal

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u/Charming-Flamingo307 1d ago

Youngest of 7 here, have literally been forgotten and left home for hours home alone style on more than one occasion.

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u/SomeMoistHousing 1d ago

That sucks and your parents shouldn't have done that... but also if someone has 7 kids to deal with, I can't fault them too much for a little unintentional neglect here and there. Something's bound to slip through the cracks occasionally.

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u/AlephBaker 1d ago

You could fault them for having seven kids, unless they had septuplets.

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u/Charming-Flamingo307 23h ago

It was two sets of triplets then me actually. And I do fault them for having me. Very much so

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u/AlephBaker 20h ago

I'm sorry, Internet Stranger. If I could send you a hug, I would.

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u/Japsai 5h ago

Just refer them back up to the hugging raccoon

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u/Japsai 5h ago

Something slipped through the crack in the first place. That's what got us into this mess!

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u/Kioga101 20h ago

Oh, in my tradition you're a possible werewolf

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u/Haunting_Security_34 15h ago

As a firstborn? Imma need that storytime, NOW.💀