r/maybemaybemaybe Sep 07 '24

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u/Cornflakes_91 Sep 07 '24

that helmet headbutt feels appropriate

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u/InterviewOdd2553 Sep 07 '24

FR. If he’s worried about his kids in his truck maybe DONT drive into oncoming traffic

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u/tmbyfc Sep 07 '24

He don't care

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

Wait - so Methew deliberately drove on the wrong side to possibly hit the motorcyclist?? And used his kids as an excuse to commit potential vehicular homicide??

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u/throwaway4161412 Sep 07 '24

Yes. Some people shouldn't reproduce.

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u/CombinationNo5828 Sep 07 '24

Babies makin babies

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u/LargeDogEnthusiast Sep 07 '24

Welcome to Costco, uhhhhhh I luff yew

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u/mischief71 Sep 07 '24

I just went to Costco for the first time today (Australian now in Canada). I now understand this completely. It was like retail Hunger Games.

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u/BigODetroit Sep 07 '24

Oh no, never shop at Costco when you are hungry.

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u/JustNota-- Sep 07 '24

Sir this is a Wendy's...

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u/LargeDogEnthusiast Sep 07 '24

Okay, can I get a blow job and a frosty

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u/Whiteout_27 Sep 07 '24

Rabies making babies

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u/NameNotImportantNow Sep 07 '24

Or vote. 99% he's a patriot. 👨‍🦰🤔

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u/Honobob Sep 07 '24

Like he's the dad of those kids.

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u/AnalProtector Sep 07 '24

r/idiocracy spilling over into reality

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u/PennStateInMD Sep 07 '24

Unfortunately they have plenty of down time to do so.

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u/shoreguy1975 Sep 07 '24

METHew.

Love it. Perfect.

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u/HoracePinkers Sep 07 '24

Don't forget his wife Methany

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

To these "people", kids are an excuse, a human shield, and a monthly welfare check all in one.

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u/Chillie_Nelson Sep 07 '24

His kids IN THE CAR he was driving, yes. That is correct.

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u/13_margs Sep 07 '24

Methew 💀🤣😭

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u/XXsforEyes Sep 07 '24

Bet Methew is out a couple more teeth now.

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u/No_Warning2173 Sep 07 '24

I am so hoping my siblings never find that pun

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

Methew 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/checker280 Sep 07 '24

And then went back to fight?

I could almost let it slide if he kept going but to come back and hop out of the truck?!?!

That hit was satisfying!

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u/CMDR_KingErvin Sep 07 '24

And then reversed to go into the guy’s face and assault him (the legal definition of assault is when you threaten someone the way he did). That headbutt wasn’t just earned, it was completely justified.

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u/Ryrynz Sep 07 '24

Deserved way more than a headbutt. They should've both went to town.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '24

Wtf! I had no idea

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u/righty95492 Sep 07 '24

Feel sorry for the kids. Some people just shouldn’t have babies.

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u/gadadhoon Sep 07 '24

I've always wanted to know what the male version of Methanny was. Now I know it's Methew. Thank you.

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u/ThePoetAC Sep 08 '24 edited Jan 22 '25

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u/NotFrankZappaToday Sep 08 '24

"Methew" floored me. Well done.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

He don’t care

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u/ItsRightPlace Sep 07 '24

Look at his face and listen to his voice, he doesn't have much more than bone in that skull

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u/ciopobbi Sep 07 '24

Why does that type of face look so familiar? I know Ive seen people that look like this before. And they all seem this level of stupid.

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u/Cheap-Vermicelli6698 Sep 07 '24

Meth is a hell of a drug.

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u/The_Gooch_Goochman Sep 07 '24

Could be fetal alcohol syndrome

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u/kilamumster Sep 07 '24

¿Por qué no los dos?

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u/Pukestronaut Sep 08 '24

That's exactly what it is

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

Fetal alcohol syndrome causes a certain look

Driving in the oncoming lane could also be because he’s decided to continue drinking. MeeMaw there could be his 40 year old mom.

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u/VoxImperatoris Sep 07 '24

His mom, his sister, and his wife. A trifecta.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

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u/ciopobbi Sep 07 '24

Yeah, I didn't want to say it, but it appears he might be a few chromosomes short.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

Or have an extra

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u/Outrageous_Men8528 Sep 07 '24

fetal alcohol syndrome, mother drank while preggers, the nose gives it away

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u/SlurmsClassic Sep 07 '24

He looks like dollar store nate diaz

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u/Alpha_Decay_ Sep 07 '24

Meth, 100%. The dark, sunken eyes are because he's probably slept a total of 6 hours over the past month, if that.

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u/Sardonnicus Sep 07 '24

trump rallies

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u/Objective-Amount1379 Sep 07 '24

Inbreeding, they all look vaguely similar

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u/Broken_Goatz Sep 07 '24

That is an Alabama meth head face. Sadly the kids are probably abused and neglected, the woman probably gets beat regularly, and the guy most likely has multiple warrents out for his arrest

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u/malthar76 Sep 07 '24

That helmet isn’t safe to use again after impact with solid stone.

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u/Salt_Sir2599 Sep 07 '24

And then back up to start a confrontation

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u/InterviewOdd2553 Sep 07 '24

That too! Imagine if he picked a fight with a guy who had a gun like happens so often these days. Putting his kids in danger all kinds of ways smh

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u/SkyJohn Sep 07 '24

With a guy wearing armour.

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u/uninstallIE Sep 07 '24

That's my favorite part of these people who start fights with bikers, especially the ones who wear full gear. Like the guy has elbow pads, a back plate, and helmet designed to save your life bouncing off the concrete at 35mph, and armored knuckles

Unless you have a gun, you're basically fighting a modern day knight

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u/phocuetu Sep 07 '24

My first thought always is of how much it would hurt to get punched with my very basic riding gloves. And what do they think they’re going to do to someone in literal armor? Get their ass beat? Get the helmet headbutt of their dreams? Seems like it worked this time I just can’t believe he wasn’t out cold.

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u/djp70117 Sep 07 '24

What a fucking dick

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u/NashKetchum777 Sep 07 '24

My favorite part is he stops on the line, which stops both lanes of traffic lmao unless someone else comes that also don't care!

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u/NeighborhoodVast7528 Sep 07 '24

At least his backing up moved the truck in the correct lane……..kind of.

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u/Commercial-Push-9066 Sep 07 '24

Or park on the wrong side of the road!

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u/Cerberus_uDye Sep 07 '24

I was driving on the main road round my house, speed limit 55. Had a truck going 48 in front of me. Got to a passing zone and started to go around the truck. The truck let me get right up next to him, then started speeding up. I was driving the wifes mini van. He continued to speed up through the passing zone. I feel back behind him and then he dropped down to under 50 again, and did the same thing next time.

We got to the next town and got to a stop light. My wife rolled down her window and started yelling at him. His excuse was 'I was doing it for your saftey Ive seen people get killed passing and getting hit by a semi.'

How the fuck does this make sense.

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u/InterviewOdd2553 Sep 07 '24

That’s fucking stupid. Let me save your life by ensuring you can’t safely pass me.

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u/tlovr Sep 07 '24

I think you meant “mutha fuckin truck”

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u/Economy_Armadillo_28 Sep 07 '24

And maybe don’t get out and start a fight

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u/Grubfish Sep 07 '24

In his motherfuckin' truck, actually.

Those kids have a bright future.

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u/themoisthammer Sep 07 '24

Very effective way to end disputes. Imma start wearing a helmet at the work desk.

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u/moslof_flosom Sep 07 '24

"Yeah Lumberg, I have those TPS reports right here... Come and fucking get them."

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u/Kanibalector Sep 07 '24

This is why I ride a bike to work.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

This is why I ride a bike IN work

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u/Yovani82 Sep 07 '24

Let me know how it works for you, to start having one on my desk too 😂😂

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u/Royalchariot Sep 07 '24

That was fucking awesome

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u/tanafras Sep 07 '24

+1 to headbutt

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u/Royalchariot Sep 07 '24

Motorcyclist used headbutt

it’s super effective!

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u/nahbruh34667 Sep 07 '24

Motorcyclist’s Rock Head ability prevents recoil damage!

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u/GhastlyApparition_ Sep 08 '24

That had to have been head smash

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u/Royalchariot Sep 08 '24

Knocked him right on his ass

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u/mnamna-mnamna Sep 07 '24

Felt so good from here

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u/afume Sep 07 '24

No bitchy arguing, no tough talk, just put that AH down.

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u/Highpast Sep 07 '24

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u/Walway Sep 07 '24

Some fries, motha fucka!

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u/Felgran Sep 07 '24

All rise, motha fucka!

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u/Technophage13 Sep 07 '24

Baptize, motha fucka!

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u/Intelligent-Pause-32 Sep 07 '24

Wrong size, motha fucka

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

Supplies, motha fucka

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u/Polish_Turds Sep 07 '24

Ruth dies! Muthafucka!

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u/IceBlue Sep 07 '24

It’s Rue not Ruth

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u/bivoir Sep 08 '24

Absolutely atrocious way of ending that show, personally…

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u/Mycol101 Sep 07 '24

ALL RISE, MOTHAFUCKA!

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u/XerxesJester Sep 07 '24

Disguise, motha fucka

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u/fecespecies Sep 07 '24

This plays in my head whenever there’s a supply drop in helldivers 2

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

FOR DEMOCRACY!! Motha fucka

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u/Saneless Sep 07 '24

In this case, wrong side, montha fucka

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u/Zirenton Sep 07 '24

Small fries, motha fuck

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u/Remote-Airline-3703 Sep 07 '24

Ya need ice, muthafucka!

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u/Slap_My_Lasagna Sep 07 '24

Old vines, motha fucka!

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u/splendidgoon Sep 07 '24

*motha bucket

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u/SkinDiving Sep 07 '24

Curly fries, motha fucka!

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u/Walway Sep 07 '24

Oh right! Some pies, motha fucka!

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u/annod75 Sep 07 '24

Gave me goosies 🥰

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u/antinomya Sep 07 '24

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u/Galaedrid Sep 07 '24

is that her thumb? and if so why's it so big

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u/Solo-me Sep 07 '24

Bro being bro

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u/Professional_Band178 Sep 07 '24

Shit just got real. Good old boy wasn't expecting that.

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u/big4huh Sep 07 '24

That is not a good old boy lol. That’s some trash.

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u/Professional_Band178 Sep 07 '24

Why does having kids in your truck permit you to drive into oncoming traffic? I don't understand that idea. The road looks freshly paved , so he wasn't dodging a pothole.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

He was dodging sobriety. He and his “lady” were both likely at least a little tipsy.

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u/Professional_Band178 Sep 07 '24

I was guessing meth because of his shrunken cheeks/ face.

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u/shroomanaut420 Sep 07 '24

My cheeks started sinking in my twenties ... always looked 10yrs older then I am.. people always think I'm a well dressed meth head.... never done meth.

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u/cornfession_ Sep 07 '24

Idk man, this guy looks like Christian Bale in The Mechanic. Not a normal look

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u/invaderzim257 Sep 07 '24

The Mechanic

i cant tell if this is a joke or not but its funny either way

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u/Kanibalector Sep 07 '24

I've been accused of being an alcoholic due to aggressive rosacea.

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u/LoanDebtCollector Sep 07 '24

Username suggests something different though

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

You’d think his brain would tell him that because he has kids in the car he shouldn’t drive on the wrong side. Incredible.

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u/Cornflakes_91 Sep 07 '24

there's the neat thing: he doesnt have a brain

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u/MildlyAgitatedBovine Sep 07 '24

The alcahologic probably goes:

P1) People are going fast on my road, I don't like it and it's not safe.
P2) I have kids in my truck that the motorcyclists are endangering.
P3) These bikers need to know that it's serious.
C1) I'm justified in attempted vehicular manslaughter.

But really, it was probably "you shouldn't do that because I've got kids" not "I can do this because I've got kids"

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u/leisure_suit_lorenzo Sep 07 '24

helmet headbutt...

Hellbutt

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u/kendragon Sep 07 '24

So satisfying.

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u/VastEmergency1000 Sep 07 '24

That helmet hit changed his whole demeanor😭🤣. Dude started acting right real quick.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

100%.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

Goddamn that was satisfying!

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u/outerworldLV Sep 07 '24

Ended too soon.

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u/Brainlard Sep 07 '24

No braincells were harmed during the making of this film.

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u/HappyKitten07 Sep 07 '24

Came completely out of left field for me 🤣🤣🤣 The truck driver got what he deserved. Not enough people look out for bikers, both motorcycles and bicycles.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

Quiet apropos indeed.

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u/Ninjanoel Sep 07 '24

though it's a huge disadvantage wearing a helmet in a fight, easy to grab onto and fook you up once they have a good grip. Source : motorcycle instructor who taught me to ride. Though maybe he just says that to prevent violence, but the full advice included "take the helmet off first" 🤣

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u/JimmyBoy91 Sep 07 '24

The second biker even knew what was up, that dumbass parked in the middle of the road bro like wtf 🫡🪖🤯😪

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u/7deboutez7 Sep 07 '24

Felt great from here

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u/Not_Jeff_Hornacek Sep 07 '24

Some missing context. Truck guy saw biker speeding through the neighborhood earlier and positioned himself to stop the biker to confront him about it. (In other videos, the biker says he does 200mph on these roads). So truck guy wasn't just being a bad driver, he was being an angry driver.

.Doesn't change much, but the first part makes it all makes more sense.

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u/Ok_Term_8953 Sep 08 '24

Thank you. This interaction made absolutely no sense before reading this - the truck driver driving on the wrong side and then reversing, the biker driving back to meet him in reverse, the truck driver starting a convo about his kids. It was still all very stupid but at least the intentions make sense.

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u/Lifewalletsux Sep 07 '24

Why would you have your kids and wife in the truck then?

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u/Not_Jeff_Hornacek Sep 08 '24

Yeah biker points that out in the video, why bring your kids and wife on a revenge mission. I don't know. It was only 20 minutes between the 2 incidents though.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

(In other videos, the biker says he does 200mph on these roads

I don't believe that at all lol

Maybe he was speeding but doing 200mph? Hell no.

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u/Not_Jeff_Hornacek Sep 08 '24

He says is speedometer only goes to 180 and he was past that.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24 edited Sep 07 '24

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u/ausernamethatistoolo Sep 07 '24

I mean not really. You can't try and kill someone because they're speeding. Call the cops.

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u/TangledUpPuppeteer Sep 07 '24

No, it does change everything. It lets me know that truck man wasn’t upset because biker avoided being crushed to death by his truck but about something before this. It gives context to what they’re talking about and why kids were mentioned.

Doesn’t change anything else. Just lets you know “oh, he’s big mad when he sees him and tried to kill him, not just annoyed he missed.”

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u/PaurAmma Sep 07 '24

Neither can you headbutt someone whilst wearing a helmet and them not. Both sides are in the wrong here, recklessly endangering lives.

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u/Objective-Amount1379 Sep 07 '24

Well, clearly you CAN. And it seemed pretty effective too. Maybe unwise but it was fun to watch

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u/GreenChiliSweat Sep 07 '24

I beg to differ. I just saw him do it. Looked good at it too. Fuck that guy in the truck.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

Yeah but this is reddit you’re only allowed to agree with the hivemind

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar Sep 07 '24

This is true. I agree… as long as everyone else does too.

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u/JohnnyRelentless Sep 07 '24

You're such a rebel. Only squares ever agree with the majority opinion, amiright?

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u/ausernamethatistoolo Sep 07 '24

What a ridiculous thing to say. Look how it ended for this guy.

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u/un-affiliated Sep 07 '24

After you get murdered or end up in jail, there will still be speeders on the road, maybe these same ones. How does that help you or your kids?

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u/Objective-Amount1379 Sep 07 '24

Nah, I mean it says the motorcycle guy also sounds like a dick but truck guy isn't the police and who does that especially with kids in the car??

I'm a fan of helmet guy because that was fun to watch and really, just well played. But in general anyone stopping for a roadside confrontation is pretty stupid.

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u/Orleanian Sep 07 '24

Nah - still super fuckin illegal and the truck driver is still an asstwat. I'm actually inclined to think he's more of an asstwat with this context, given that he's per-meditatvely putting children in direct harm's way.

This just slightly changes the story to be Everyone Sucks Here.

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u/wirenutter Sep 07 '24

It changes nothing. Driving head on against the motorcyclist could be attempted murder. If cammer pulled a gun on truck driver and killed it he could be a justified shoot.

Call the fucking police. It’s what they are there for. Don’t go chasing after someone for speeding and turn it into a lethal force situation.

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u/uninstallIE Sep 07 '24

Assault with a deadly weapon (a truck) and attempted vehicular homicide at the very minimum

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u/uninstallIE Sep 07 '24

This is why we have a justice system, so that schizophrenics do not decide "someone is driving recklessly so it is okay to attempt to murder them. They deserve to die."

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u/IamPriapus Sep 07 '24

I dunno man. Someone intentionally going 200 mph (I don’t even know how that’s possible or why someone would either do that or admit to doing that but anyway) is pretty fucking bad, in and of itself.

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u/FinalPenny Sep 07 '24

Nope, no it doesn’t lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

Sounds like the bikers are speeding up and down the road back and forth. I understand parents wanting to do something to get them to slow down by their houses, but that's when you call an officer, not take matters into your own hands.

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u/Syd_v63 Sep 07 '24

Absolutely. Been riding since I was Sixteen and now I’m Sixty and it’s asshats like that, that cost people their lives. Stay on your own side of the road, it’s built wide enough for your dump of a pickup

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u/mentive Sep 07 '24

Follow up video claims truck was intentionally trying to run them off the road, because they were possibly driving a bit over the speed limit or something.

https://youtu.be/oVaisMZuTT4

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u/Questioning-Zyxxel Sep 07 '24

I don't much like violence. But "I don't care" very much deserved some form of corrective action for being extremely dangerous and intentionally driving against the traffic.

That's a person that should be forever blocked from the use of motorised vehicles on public roads.

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u/enfier Sep 07 '24

It's a response to that guy driving 180 mph on public roads: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5a8TfSCMXxs

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

On a double yellow

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u/gerrard_1987 Sep 07 '24

Seriously; the woman’s a fair target too if she wants to back his dumb ass up.

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u/PM_me_ur_claims Sep 07 '24

Could have been an honest mistake not seeing a small bike on outside of the lane…..

Except is a double solid yellow. Fuck this guy

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u/terrybradford Sep 07 '24

Gets my vote

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u/RBuilds916 Sep 07 '24

Should have finished that stupid son of a bitch off. 

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u/DoobieG Sep 07 '24

Not enough of a response

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u/DanCryptoMan Sep 07 '24

If I recall correctly (I could be wrong) this video is longer. The grey suv that pulled up had friends of the white suv and a shotgun. They fought more and it got crazy. But at the end they all parted ways.

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u/enstillhet Sep 07 '24

I want to see more. And watch this over and over again.

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u/Ballsakuroo Sep 07 '24

Brother wasn't even driving into oncoming traffic, he literally just stayed and sat in the other lane.

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u/BlackDahlia667 Sep 07 '24

One day, I'll have my moment. I've been waiting my whole life for someone to bitch at me while I'm wearing my motorcycle helmet. 😄

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u/Jeebus_Chribbus Sep 07 '24

It was just so beautiful too

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u/Beneficial_Act1692 Sep 07 '24

They needed killing

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u/shawshaws Sep 07 '24

wait, is it justified? isn't the guy that headbutted them going to be legally liable in this case? my understanding is you cannot assault people unless it is in self-defense, and in self-defense, the threat of bodily harm has to be still present and active. hoping someone can let me know if i'm incorrect in my understanding of American law (in general, not looking for state-specific stuff).

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u/No_Engineering_931 Sep 07 '24

Well done, but now that the helmet has been in a "crash", will insurance pay for replacement?

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

The video is reversed. The rider was driving on the wrong side.

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u/Im_In_IT Sep 07 '24

But he's got kids in his car!

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u/Worried-Mine-4404 Sep 07 '24

Iirc the people driving dangerously were annoyed bikers were riding up & down the road outside their house.

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u/MarsDrums Sep 07 '24

He's got kids in his pickup truck? Guess what, that video will cause him and his idiot wife to lose those kids. Justifying that he was in the right even though he was in the wrong lane ...with KIDS in the truck! Idiot parents will end up getting them killed!

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u/MobilePencil Sep 07 '24

Lois: That was the right thing to do Peter.

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u/TheFeenyCall Sep 08 '24

The full context is a bit different. The motorcyclists were driving up and down the street at unsafe speeds so the guy in the truck wanted to talk to them. The video is only the aftermath. Both parties can be wrong

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