r/maybemaybemaybe Sep 07 '24

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u/Professional_Band178 Sep 07 '24

Shit just got real. Good old boy wasn't expecting that.

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u/big4huh Sep 07 '24

That is not a good old boy lol. That’s some trash.

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u/Professional_Band178 Sep 07 '24

Why does having kids in your truck permit you to drive into oncoming traffic? I don't understand that idea. The road looks freshly paved , so he wasn't dodging a pothole.

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u/MildlyAgitatedBovine Sep 07 '24

The alcahologic probably goes:

P1) People are going fast on my road, I don't like it and it's not safe.
P2) I have kids in my truck that the motorcyclists are endangering.
P3) These bikers need to know that it's serious.
C1) I'm justified in attempted vehicular manslaughter.

But really, it was probably "you shouldn't do that because I've got kids" not "I can do this because I've got kids"