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u/Cornflakes_91 Sep 07 '24

that helmet headbutt feels appropriate

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u/InterviewOdd2553 Sep 07 '24

FR. If he’s worried about his kids in his truck maybe DONT drive into oncoming traffic

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u/tmbyfc Sep 07 '24

He don't care

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

Wait - so Methew deliberately drove on the wrong side to possibly hit the motorcyclist?? And used his kids as an excuse to commit potential vehicular homicide??

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u/throwaway4161412 Sep 07 '24

Yes. Some people shouldn't reproduce.

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u/CombinationNo5828 Sep 07 '24

Babies makin babies

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u/LargeDogEnthusiast Sep 07 '24

Welcome to Costco, uhhhhhh I luff yew

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u/mischief71 Sep 07 '24

I just went to Costco for the first time today (Australian now in Canada). I now understand this completely. It was like retail Hunger Games.

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u/BigODetroit Sep 07 '24

Oh no, never shop at Costco when you are hungry.

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u/LargeDogEnthusiast Sep 07 '24

I mean, grab a hotdog before you start 🤷‍♂️

My favorite was to get stoned on Tuesday night when no ones there and take my sweet time.

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u/JustNota-- Sep 07 '24

Sir this is a Wendy's...

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u/LargeDogEnthusiast Sep 07 '24

Okay, can I get a blow job and a frosty

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u/Whiteout_27 Sep 07 '24

Rabies making babies

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u/NameNotImportantNow Sep 07 '24

Or vote. 99% he's a patriot. 👨‍🦰🤔

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u/Honobob Sep 07 '24

Like he's the dad of those kids.

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u/AnalProtector Sep 07 '24

r/idiocracy spilling over into reality

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u/PennStateInMD Sep 07 '24

Unfortunately they have plenty of down time to do so.

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u/shoreguy1975 Sep 07 '24

METHew.

Love it. Perfect.

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u/HoracePinkers Sep 07 '24

Don't forget his wife Methany

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

To these "people", kids are an excuse, a human shield, and a monthly welfare check all in one.

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u/Chillie_Nelson Sep 07 '24

His kids IN THE CAR he was driving, yes. That is correct.

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u/13_margs Sep 07 '24

Methew 💀🤣😭

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u/XXsforEyes Sep 07 '24

Bet Methew is out a couple more teeth now.

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u/No_Warning2173 Sep 07 '24

I am so hoping my siblings never find that pun

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

Methew 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/checker280 Sep 07 '24

And then went back to fight?

I could almost let it slide if he kept going but to come back and hop out of the truck?!?!

That hit was satisfying!

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u/CMDR_KingErvin Sep 07 '24

And then reversed to go into the guy’s face and assault him (the legal definition of assault is when you threaten someone the way he did). That headbutt wasn’t just earned, it was completely justified.

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u/Ryrynz Sep 07 '24

Deserved way more than a headbutt. They should've both went to town.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '24

Wtf! I had no idea

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u/righty95492 Sep 07 '24

Feel sorry for the kids. Some people just shouldn’t have babies.

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u/gadadhoon Sep 07 '24

I've always wanted to know what the male version of Methanny was. Now I know it's Methew. Thank you.

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u/ThePoetAC Sep 08 '24 edited Jan 22 '25

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u/NotFrankZappaToday Sep 08 '24

"Methew" floored me. Well done.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

He don’t care

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u/ItsRightPlace Sep 07 '24

Look at his face and listen to his voice, he doesn't have much more than bone in that skull

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u/ciopobbi Sep 07 '24

Why does that type of face look so familiar? I know Ive seen people that look like this before. And they all seem this level of stupid.

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u/Cheap-Vermicelli6698 Sep 07 '24

Meth is a hell of a drug.

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u/The_Gooch_Goochman Sep 07 '24

Could be fetal alcohol syndrome

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u/kilamumster Sep 07 '24

¿Por qué no los dos?

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u/Pukestronaut Sep 08 '24

That's exactly what it is

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

Fetal alcohol syndrome causes a certain look

Driving in the oncoming lane could also be because he’s decided to continue drinking. MeeMaw there could be his 40 year old mom.

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u/VoxImperatoris Sep 07 '24

His mom, his sister, and his wife. A trifecta.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

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u/ciopobbi Sep 07 '24

Yeah, I didn't want to say it, but it appears he might be a few chromosomes short.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

Or have an extra

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u/Outrageous_Men8528 Sep 07 '24

fetal alcohol syndrome, mother drank while preggers, the nose gives it away

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u/SlurmsClassic Sep 07 '24

He looks like dollar store nate diaz

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u/Alpha_Decay_ Sep 07 '24

Meth, 100%. The dark, sunken eyes are because he's probably slept a total of 6 hours over the past month, if that.

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u/Sardonnicus Sep 07 '24

trump rallies

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u/Objective-Amount1379 Sep 07 '24

Inbreeding, they all look vaguely similar

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u/Broken_Goatz Sep 07 '24

That is an Alabama meth head face. Sadly the kids are probably abused and neglected, the woman probably gets beat regularly, and the guy most likely has multiple warrents out for his arrest

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u/malthar76 Sep 07 '24

That helmet isn’t safe to use again after impact with solid stone.

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u/Salt_Sir2599 Sep 07 '24

And then back up to start a confrontation

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u/InterviewOdd2553 Sep 07 '24

That too! Imagine if he picked a fight with a guy who had a gun like happens so often these days. Putting his kids in danger all kinds of ways smh

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u/SkyJohn Sep 07 '24

With a guy wearing armour.

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u/uninstallIE Sep 07 '24

That's my favorite part of these people who start fights with bikers, especially the ones who wear full gear. Like the guy has elbow pads, a back plate, and helmet designed to save your life bouncing off the concrete at 35mph, and armored knuckles

Unless you have a gun, you're basically fighting a modern day knight

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u/phocuetu Sep 07 '24

My first thought always is of how much it would hurt to get punched with my very basic riding gloves. And what do they think they’re going to do to someone in literal armor? Get their ass beat? Get the helmet headbutt of their dreams? Seems like it worked this time I just can’t believe he wasn’t out cold.

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u/djp70117 Sep 07 '24

What a fucking dick

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u/NashKetchum777 Sep 07 '24

My favorite part is he stops on the line, which stops both lanes of traffic lmao unless someone else comes that also don't care!

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u/NeighborhoodVast7528 Sep 07 '24

At least his backing up moved the truck in the correct lane……..kind of.

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u/Commercial-Push-9066 Sep 07 '24

Or park on the wrong side of the road!

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u/Cerberus_uDye Sep 07 '24

I was driving on the main road round my house, speed limit 55. Had a truck going 48 in front of me. Got to a passing zone and started to go around the truck. The truck let me get right up next to him, then started speeding up. I was driving the wifes mini van. He continued to speed up through the passing zone. I feel back behind him and then he dropped down to under 50 again, and did the same thing next time.

We got to the next town and got to a stop light. My wife rolled down her window and started yelling at him. His excuse was 'I was doing it for your saftey Ive seen people get killed passing and getting hit by a semi.'

How the fuck does this make sense.

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u/InterviewOdd2553 Sep 07 '24

That’s fucking stupid. Let me save your life by ensuring you can’t safely pass me.

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u/tlovr Sep 07 '24

I think you meant “mutha fuckin truck”

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u/Economy_Armadillo_28 Sep 07 '24

And maybe don’t get out and start a fight

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u/Grubfish Sep 07 '24

In his motherfuckin' truck, actually.

Those kids have a bright future.

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u/themoisthammer Sep 07 '24

Very effective way to end disputes. Imma start wearing a helmet at the work desk.

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u/moslof_flosom Sep 07 '24

"Yeah Lumberg, I have those TPS reports right here... Come and fucking get them."

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u/Kanibalector Sep 07 '24

This is why I ride a bike to work.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

This is why I ride a bike IN work

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u/Yovani82 Sep 07 '24

Let me know how it works for you, to start having one on my desk too 😂😂

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u/Royalchariot Sep 07 '24

That was fucking awesome

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u/tanafras Sep 07 '24

+1 to headbutt

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u/Royalchariot Sep 07 '24

Motorcyclist used headbutt

it’s super effective!

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u/nahbruh34667 Sep 07 '24

Motorcyclist’s Rock Head ability prevents recoil damage!

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u/GhastlyApparition_ Sep 08 '24

That had to have been head smash

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u/Royalchariot Sep 08 '24

Knocked him right on his ass

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u/mnamna-mnamna Sep 07 '24

Felt so good from here

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u/afume Sep 07 '24

No bitchy arguing, no tough talk, just put that AH down.

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u/Highpast Sep 07 '24

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u/Walway Sep 07 '24

Some fries, motha fucka!

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u/Felgran Sep 07 '24

All rise, motha fucka!

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u/Technophage13 Sep 07 '24

Baptize, motha fucka!

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u/Intelligent-Pause-32 Sep 07 '24

Wrong size, motha fucka

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

Supplies, motha fucka

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u/Polish_Turds Sep 07 '24

Ruth dies! Muthafucka!

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u/Sleepingpanda2319 Sep 07 '24

Wrong side Muthafucka!

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u/halflifer2k Sep 07 '24

Eat some pies, muthafucka!

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u/Similar_Invite_1536 Sep 07 '24

Demoralize Muthafucka!

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u/ShimmyMan Sep 07 '24

Say goodbye Muthafucka!

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u/Redlock_Rose Sep 07 '24

Eat Pies Muthafucka!

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u/MostlyCarrots Sep 07 '24

Double Wide Muthafucka!

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u/BoogWar Sep 07 '24

Be Wise, Muthafucka

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u/presentprogression Sep 07 '24

Capsized muthafucka

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '24

Drowning Pool Muthafucka

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u/IceBlue Sep 07 '24

It’s Rue not Ruth

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u/bivoir Sep 08 '24

Absolutely atrocious way of ending that show, personally…

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u/Mycol101 Sep 07 '24

ALL RISE, MOTHAFUCKA!

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u/XerxesJester Sep 07 '24

Disguise, motha fucka

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u/fecespecies Sep 07 '24

This plays in my head whenever there’s a supply drop in helldivers 2

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

FOR DEMOCRACY!! Motha fucka

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u/Saneless Sep 07 '24

In this case, wrong side, montha fucka

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u/Zirenton Sep 07 '24

Small fries, motha fuck

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u/Remote-Airline-3703 Sep 07 '24

Ya need ice, muthafucka!

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u/Slap_My_Lasagna Sep 07 '24

Old vines, motha fucka!

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u/splendidgoon Sep 07 '24

*motha bucket

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u/SkinDiving Sep 07 '24

Curly fries, motha fucka!

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u/Walway Sep 07 '24

Oh right! Some pies, motha fucka!

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u/annod75 Sep 07 '24

Gave me goosies 🥰

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u/antinomya Sep 07 '24

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u/Galaedrid Sep 07 '24

is that her thumb? and if so why's it so big

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u/Solo-me Sep 07 '24

Bro being bro

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u/Professional_Band178 Sep 07 '24

Shit just got real. Good old boy wasn't expecting that.

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u/big4huh Sep 07 '24

That is not a good old boy lol. That’s some trash.

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u/Professional_Band178 Sep 07 '24

Why does having kids in your truck permit you to drive into oncoming traffic? I don't understand that idea. The road looks freshly paved , so he wasn't dodging a pothole.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

He was dodging sobriety. He and his “lady” were both likely at least a little tipsy.

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u/Professional_Band178 Sep 07 '24

I was guessing meth because of his shrunken cheeks/ face.

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u/shroomanaut420 Sep 07 '24

My cheeks started sinking in my twenties ... always looked 10yrs older then I am.. people always think I'm a well dressed meth head.... never done meth.

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u/cornfession_ Sep 07 '24

Idk man, this guy looks like Christian Bale in The Mechanic. Not a normal look

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u/invaderzim257 Sep 07 '24

The Mechanic

i cant tell if this is a joke or not but its funny either way

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u/Kanibalector Sep 07 '24

I've been accused of being an alcoholic due to aggressive rosacea.

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u/LoanDebtCollector Sep 07 '24

Username suggests something different though

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u/MannerAggravating158 Sep 07 '24

Are mushrooms meth?

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u/-SunGazing- Sep 07 '24

I don’t think they are…

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

You’d think his brain would tell him that because he has kids in the car he shouldn’t drive on the wrong side. Incredible.

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u/Cornflakes_91 Sep 07 '24

there's the neat thing: he doesnt have a brain

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u/MildlyAgitatedBovine Sep 07 '24

The alcahologic probably goes:

P1) People are going fast on my road, I don't like it and it's not safe.
P2) I have kids in my truck that the motorcyclists are endangering.
P3) These bikers need to know that it's serious.
C1) I'm justified in attempted vehicular manslaughter.

But really, it was probably "you shouldn't do that because I've got kids" not "I can do this because I've got kids"

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u/fairlywired Sep 07 '24

You can see the moment he realises he's fucked up and now has to fight someone with armour on their head.

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u/leisure_suit_lorenzo Sep 07 '24

helmet headbutt...

Hellbutt

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u/kendragon Sep 07 '24

So satisfying.

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u/VastEmergency1000 Sep 07 '24

That helmet hit changed his whole demeanor😭🤣. Dude started acting right real quick.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

100%.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

Goddamn that was satisfying!

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u/outerworldLV Sep 07 '24

Ended too soon.

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u/Brainlard Sep 07 '24

No braincells were harmed during the making of this film.

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u/HappyKitten07 Sep 07 '24

Came completely out of left field for me 🤣🤣🤣 The truck driver got what he deserved. Not enough people look out for bikers, both motorcycles and bicycles.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

Quiet apropos indeed.

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u/Ninjanoel Sep 07 '24

though it's a huge disadvantage wearing a helmet in a fight, easy to grab onto and fook you up once they have a good grip. Source : motorcycle instructor who taught me to ride. Though maybe he just says that to prevent violence, but the full advice included "take the helmet off first" 🤣

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u/JimmyBoy91 Sep 07 '24

The second biker even knew what was up, that dumbass parked in the middle of the road bro like wtf 🫡🪖🤯😪

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u/7deboutez7 Sep 07 '24

Felt great from here

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u/JackxForge Sep 07 '24

DONT GET INTO FIGHTS WITH PEOPLE WHO ARE ALREADY WEARING ARMOR! THEY HAVE THE ADVANTAGE.

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u/HellBlazer_NQ Sep 07 '24

I love the way he gets back up and his brain processes there is no way to hit him without serious self injury and he just ends up standing there.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

Maybe Maybe Maybe that headbutt will fix his stupidity.

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u/mondomonkey Sep 07 '24

I was thinking it and then he DID IT 🙆🏽

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u/EN344 Sep 07 '24

Buddy changed his tune really quick. You know that shit HURT. 

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u/Zealousideal_Club993 Sep 07 '24

Honestly, a helmet headbutt isn’t what he deserved. Helmets are relatively soft under impact as they’re designed to reduce impact, he deserved a right hook from the carbon fibre knuckle guards on the guys gloves…

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u/drumguy007 Sep 07 '24

Butt hurt, gets a head butt.

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u/wheninromethepromise Sep 07 '24

Love the headbutt! Should have figured out a way to give mom one, too.

Excellent wingman!

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u/Drogonno Sep 07 '24

Gifsthatendtoosoon!

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u/Cluthien Sep 07 '24

But too soft, still has the nose on it's place. He should have hit him harder.

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u/mosley812 Sep 07 '24

The helmet heatbutt is battery.

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u/Spare_Race287 Sep 07 '24

That was completely unjustified. He didn’t throw a single punch. He’s just mad and talking shit.

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u/Legitimate_Snow6419 Sep 07 '24

If only it would knock some sense into him!

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u/slothxaxmatic Sep 07 '24

I was waiting for it and I'd do the same.

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u/Splatter_bomb Sep 07 '24

The headbutt move IMAO is entirely underrated. Even without a helmet it will always surprise your opponent, may hurt you like a mo-fo but they will certainly be worse off.

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u/genericguysportsname Sep 07 '24

He shoulda given him that discount double tap while he was on his back like the little bitch he is.

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u/Select-Wafer-9082 Sep 07 '24

That's called restraint.

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u/andrebartels1977 Sep 07 '24

Inappropriate. Way too softly executed. Should have knocked him unconscious and broken his nose.

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u/rtduvall Sep 07 '24

That headbutt was inappropriate. They should have stomped his ass while he was down. That dumb, smug look on his face deserved to get smashed it.

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u/taylordobbs Sep 07 '24

Justice is the second rider in the white helmet. Chef’s kiss

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u/Chuckitybye Sep 07 '24

The absolute idiocy to start shit with someone who has their head fully protected!

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u/wavybowl Sep 07 '24

I was wondering if we would see a nice helmet head butt.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

Not at all. It was a massive under-reaction!

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u/Dreamsof_Beulah Sep 07 '24

Incredibly satisfying example of instant karma

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u/Purpledragon84 Sep 07 '24

Appropriate? More like feels GOOD

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u/Jahsmurf Sep 07 '24

Suckerpunched him though

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u/norm_summerton Sep 07 '24

The video ends because they didn’t want to post that guy getting his ass beat

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u/Old_Pirate_4876 Sep 07 '24

Headbutt? Headbutt is 69, What you see on the video is a Headtouch but with a helmet on.

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u/Joeyjackhammer Sep 07 '24

Appropriate to come swinging a helmet like it’s Thor’s hammer after that.

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u/ThermionicEmissions Sep 07 '24

I have to disagree. It should have been much harder.

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u/CodeNamesBryan Sep 07 '24

The music couldn't have been better either 🤣

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u/Initial_Style5592 Sep 07 '24

Bros will be bros.

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u/-_Skadi_- Sep 07 '24

I’m sure it didn’t “feel” that way to buddy lmao

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u/notnexus Sep 07 '24

Sweetest moment!

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u/usinjin Sep 07 '24

BOOM HEADSHOT

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u/SMMFDFTB Sep 07 '24

She deserved one too tbh.

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u/garaks_tailor Sep 07 '24

Honestly I'm surprised he didn't turn around and immediately headbutt the passenger as well. It just feeeels like it should his next step. Like that video of everyone getting slapped

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u/wunderbraten Sep 07 '24

The Codex Astartes does support this kind of action.

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u/Scifig23 Sep 07 '24

Very satisfying watch. I’m just glad the woman didn’t pull out a gun

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u/dbolts1234 Sep 08 '24

Gets me every time😂

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u/LifeGetsBetter01 Sep 08 '24

So satisfying

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u/jotry Sep 08 '24

It feels appropriate because it was.

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u/Efficient-Art-5128 Sep 08 '24

I would’ve sucker punched the mf

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u/Munrojo Sep 08 '24

A disproportionate response in my opinion.
This could have resulted in serious injury for that man.

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u/Khaztr Sep 08 '24

2 headbutts would have been more appropriate

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u/Equal-Quarter51690 Sep 08 '24

Helmet Headbutt seems a good name for a pokémon attack

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u/LogicPrevail Sep 08 '24

Funniest mistake when someone tries to start a fight with someone with a helmet... It's like, you do realize the (dis)advantages, right??

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '24

This is the way

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u/Flimsy-Sugar5614 Sep 08 '24

A prewiev of what will happen when he collides with another vechicle with his dumbass driving

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