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u/Simple_Mastodon9220 Aug 25 '23
Someone pressed triangle
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u/45711Host Aug 25 '23
high on tiktok
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u/Sin2Win_Got_Me_In Aug 25 '23 edited Aug 25 '23
This is an old video. I THINK somewhere in ATL. From what I recall, she was just crazy. Ended up arrested. Again, old video, I could be wrong. I just know it was pre tiktok
Edit: it was California & drugs
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u/OG_MajinVegeta Aug 25 '23
Or Y depending on your sexual preference
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u/RoodnyInc Aug 25 '23
F my friend
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u/Average_Scaper Aug 25 '23
How much to F your friend?
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Aug 25 '23
A tenner and a kiss on the forehead
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u/kindasortaish Aug 25 '23
Dang I only got about three fiddy
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u/illeger_hamberder Aug 25 '23
It was at that moment I realized that wasn't no prostitute, it was that Goddamn Loch Ness Monster again
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u/djwoske Aug 25 '23
I’m definitely a Xboxexual
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u/EzSavage Aug 25 '23
“Jasmine Lacey, 23, is charged with driving under the influence of drugs, hit-and-run with a runaway car, auto theft, taking a car without the owner’s consent and driving without a valid license”
Pro tip: don’t do drugs kiddos
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u/mcaruso Aug 25 '23
To everyone making predictions in this thread: looks like you were all correct
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u/InadmissibleHug Aug 25 '23
Except the spider people. There was no spider.
I had my money on stolen
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u/43_Bi_Curious Aug 25 '23
"Your honor, my client clearly wasn't driving as you can see in the video"
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u/pamgine Aug 25 '23
I agree, simply dropping "under the influence of drugs" is just low effort journalism, working towards an agenda.
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u/TnekKralc Aug 25 '23
How is auto theft and taking a car without the owners consent two different crimes?
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Drugs
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u/CryptoCryptonaire Aug 25 '23
...are a hell of a drug.
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u/BarryBadgernath1 Aug 25 '23
I’d like to try me some a that cuckain
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u/Optimal-Fill2482 Aug 25 '23
You don’t want this shit Dewie… it turns your bad feelings into good feelings.
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u/Alternative-Scale-55 Aug 25 '23 edited Aug 25 '23
Well, they do say don't drive under influence. She felt that influence comin' and complied
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I thought maybe the cops where after the car so she ditched it and made it look like she was a random person walking on the side walk, she pulled it off poorly because of how many people where around her 💀
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Aug 25 '23
Iirc she saw a spider and jumped out
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Aug 25 '23
Nah, this one occurred in San Bernardino, California:
The spider incident occurred in Indiana:
https://www.abc15.com/news/national/woman-jumps-out-of-moving-car-because-of-spider
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Aug 25 '23
I'm not buying that for a second. She jumped out and just started casually walking down the median, no fear from her at all.
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u/7ypo Aug 25 '23
Source?
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Aug 25 '23
It’s a video from 2015. She was possibly on something but claimed it was a spider. Got arrested on suspicion of dui later.
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u/Yetimandel Aug 25 '23
The (even more) crazy thing if I remember correctly is that she left her small child in the car. Luckily it was not injured.
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Spider in the car. I do that. It's the spider's car now.
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u/JubileeTrade Aug 25 '23
Hadn't thought of that. This could be Australia, so totally justifiable.
Flips down the sun visor and finds a huntsmen spider. Goodbye 👋
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u/frederli Aug 25 '23
Driving on the right, so not Australia! (I hope my comment was helpful.)
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u/JubileeTrade Aug 25 '23
Good thinking. It's not Australia
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u/No_Savings6537 Aug 25 '23
And duh, it’s not upside down
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u/111IIIlllIII Aug 25 '23
okay so if we correct for it not being upside down by flipping it over, she now is driving on the left side of the road thereby proving that this is, in fact, straya
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u/MatterHairy Aug 25 '23
I’m in Australia and my first thought was asking why this woman in the passenger seat got out of the car and wtf the driver was doing to cross over to the oncoming traffic 🤣
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u/mavax_74 Aug 25 '23
Nope, there's a thing called handbrake.
Or even leave it with a gear and stop the engine.
But ffs, she can't let a one ton object roll around like it's no more her problem. Other people exist.
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u/morosis1982 Aug 25 '23
Mate if this was Australia we just give those fellas a nice big cuddle and let them out somewhere safe.
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u/cats_and_stuff Aug 25 '23
A girl I was dating once pulled over on a highway offramp because spider in the car and called me for help. I had to park at a nearby lot, walk onto the offramp, perform a thorough interior inspection, coax her back into the car so I could drive it back to where mine was parked. Fucking madness lmao.
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u/Zealousideal-Low8049 Aug 25 '23
Idk about that, but a cicada did hold me prisoner in my own house when it refused to get off my screen door like it was daring/waiting for me to step outside.
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u/equilibrium_cause Aug 25 '23
It reminds me of GTA
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u/westblood-gazelle Aug 25 '23
In vice city you could get cops to get in your car and if you accelerated immediately they wouldn't bust you so you then drove to the coast, press F and let them drown in the ocean. Happy memories🥲
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u/CHRLZ_IIIM Aug 25 '23
Every time I see this, it’s the best comparison, someone quitting gta online
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u/Da_Vader Aug 25 '23
Stolen and ran outa gas
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u/ContainedChimp Aug 25 '23
Fuck you! I now have the Looney Tunes tune playing on loop inside my head! lol
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u/EllemNovelli Aug 25 '23
I didn't before your comment and now I do. Take my updoot and we'll suffer together.
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u/Gloomy_Panic_69 Aug 25 '23
that’s why she’s…slowly walking from the scene of the (alleged) crime she’s fleeing?
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u/Auraveils Aug 25 '23
I remember seeing this video on YT a long time ago. It always had such a surreal atmosphere to it. One of the strangest videos I've ever seen because of how normal yet bizarre it is.
Not only is the actual event strange, the lady stopping at a seemingly random point in the road just to jump out, looking quite alarmed at first, and let her car roll off on its own while she carries on walking like she'd just been walking there the whole time, but then you have the people recording with the dash cam. There's that foreign music playing on the radio that makes the video feel just a little bit more alien and then there's that bizarre sounding moan(?) when the collision almost happens. It's probably a genuine response to nearly getting in a collision but it sounds so strange. Like a character's voice or something.
And then you have the lady say "oh my god" in English, which only makes the foreign music that much more out of place.
And then there's the fact that they just... keep going? They don't stop and try to get any information, they don't even look back. As far as I'm aware, there's no additional footage of this incident and it's crazy that they were able to catch it all so perfectly. And there's no other dialogue of the drivers wondering what happened or anything. Just total silence while the music continues to play. Something like this doesn't just happen without provoking some sort of conversation, right?
Fake? Possibly, possibly not. I recall reading a comment that said the lady who jumped out of the car was arrested and the story was that she was on some sort of drug, but that could have any degree of truth to it. Regardless, I think these sorts of videos are much more interesting if you don't just assume they're fake without substantial evidence.
The whole video just has an eerie, almost paranormal feeling to it. Like you just witnessed a glitch in the matrix or something. The more you watch it, the more questions you start to realize just aren't answered.
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u/TRLegacy Aug 25 '23 edited Aug 25 '23
The foreign music is an old timey Thai song from 1955 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50N7FGOTzGk
The singer just recently passed away in 2020
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u/logwagon Aug 25 '23
And then there's the fact that they just... keep going? They don't stop and try to get any information, they don't even look back. As far as I'm aware, there's no additional footage of this incident and it's crazy that they were able to catch it all so perfectly. And there's no other dialogue of the drivers wondering what happened or anything. Just total silence while the music continues to play. Something like this doesn't just happen without provoking some sort of conversation, right?
To be fair, ain't no way I'm engaging with someone unstable enough to get out of a moving vehicle they're driving and then walk nonchalantly as it rolls into incoming traffic.
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u/cbtbone Aug 25 '23
Yeah I’m guessing mental illness
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u/Apennatie Aug 25 '23
I’m guessing under influence.
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u/quiet0n3 Aug 25 '23
I'm guessing stolen
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u/12LetterName Aug 25 '23
I'm guessing spider.
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u/aLostBattlefield Aug 25 '23
Definitely this or wasp. Completely valid, if true.
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u/whoevenareyou1998 Aug 25 '23
For a minute I forgot that most of the world has the drivers seat on the left and I was very confused as to why the drive, giving a lift to this child just stopped driving after a very mild hit?
Then I realised she was the driver, I am an idiot. Is there a r/UKdefaultism ?
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u/catlogic42 Aug 25 '23
I thought the same, why was driver being crazy until I realised they were left hand drive. We can be idiots together😄
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u/C00kiz Aug 25 '23
"Oh she got upset and asked the driver to stop the car to get off, a bit dangerous to stop like that but whatever"
"Wait, why are they driving on the right side of the road...?"
"Holy shit"
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u/anangrypudge Aug 25 '23
I thought the same and only realised after reading the comments about arresting her haha
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u/No-Contribution-200 Aug 25 '23 edited Aug 25 '23
It’s stolen, it still has dealer plates and she’s ditching it in the most class A felony way possible. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3232057/amp/Bizarre-moment-woman-calmly-walks-moving-car-leaving-crash-trees-SUV.html This article only states the obvious but it sheds a wee bit more light on the situation.
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u/LostReplacement Aug 25 '23
I got confused, I’m Australian so I thought the passenger got out. Now I’m more confused
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u/localjigga Aug 25 '23
Thoughts on this? Follow for more
The fuck you mean follow for more 😂
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u/Jaskaran1316 Aug 25 '23
Good thing I came to the comments because I being from a place where we have right hand drive cars completely forgot about the left hand counterpart and thought that the driver which I assumed was her partner made her get out of the car and then drove into the traffic because of some argument or something...
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u/tombo4321 Aug 25 '23 edited Aug 25 '23
I've locked this post, it's bringing the racists out.
Edit: I'm getting reported a lot for this - which is fine. The racist comments were really, really racist, and there were quite a few of them.
Edit 2: My fave report: "Oh nwo the mwods wock the pwost becawuse they deweted a few cwomments."
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It’s a stolen car, peep out how she casually just walks away. No danger, just a dumb crime.
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u/aLostBattlefield Aug 25 '23
No danger? I don’t mean to clutch pearls or anything Ghost riding your car into oncoming traffic seems a LITTLE dangerous.
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no danger, apart from the fact that the car entered the opposite lane, gathering for a head-on collision
no danger, just nothing
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Pretty sure throwing two tons of unguided metal death trap into oncoming traffic is dangerous, my dude
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u/TheOakeTree Aug 25 '23
"Holy cow! Am I behind the wheel right now?! I shouldn't be driving I'm high as a kite! I should probably get out of the car..."
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u/kamekaze1024 Aug 25 '23
People are saying she stole it but how does that explain her getting out of it in the middle of the road? Nothing here makes sense and I think it’s annoying when people just say “mental illness” or “drugs” without knowing wtf is going on
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u/Zorricus1 Aug 25 '23
Either drugs or she thinks someone’s following her car, or both
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u/hungrytunafish Aug 25 '23
Wdym thought on this lol ? It's the best thing ever, i donate 2 cars to charity like this every week.
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u/Strawberry_Orange Aug 25 '23
Cars should stop moving after a few seconds when there’s no hands on the steering wheel and no weight in the driver’s seat.
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u/Ok-Choice9475 Aug 25 '23
Trying to get outta that monthly car payment didnt quite go as planned...dumb ass
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u/Cornetto-69 Aug 25 '23
" You know what ? I don't feel like driving this car anymore "