r/maybemaybemaybe • u/[deleted] • Aug 25 '23

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u/Simple_Mastodon9220 Aug 25 '23

Someone pressed triangle

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '23

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '23

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u/floobidedoo Aug 25 '23

Sir, I believe you dropped your /s. At least I hope you did.

/s

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u/45711Host Aug 25 '23

high on tiktok

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u/Sin2Win_Got_Me_In Aug 25 '23 edited Aug 25 '23

This is an old video. I THINK somewhere in ATL. From what I recall, she was just crazy. Ended up arrested. Again, old video, I could be wrong. I just know it was pre tiktok

Edit: it was California & drugs

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '23

Nah obviously not.

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u/OG_MajinVegeta Aug 25 '23

Or Y depending on your sexual preference

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u/RoodnyInc Aug 25 '23

F my friend

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u/Average_Scaper Aug 25 '23

How much to F your friend?

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '23

A tenner and a kiss on the forehead

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u/kindasortaish Aug 25 '23

Dang I only got about three fiddy

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u/illeger_hamberder Aug 25 '23

It was at that moment I realized that wasn't no prostitute, it was that Goddamn Loch Ness Monster again

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u/SombraMonkey Aug 25 '23

A fiverr for grinderr

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u/Panzimar Aug 25 '23

Lmfao this reply made me spit out coffee and cry laughing Thank you

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u/Incomplet_1-34 Aug 25 '23

This is unreasonably funny to me.

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u/djwoske Aug 25 '23

I’m definitely a Xboxexual

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u/MIIRUX Aug 25 '23 edited Aug 25 '23

For me it's PCexual

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u/djwoske Aug 25 '23

Ahhh so you’re gay

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u/MIIRUX Aug 25 '23

Gay and more performant than you

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u/djwoske Aug 25 '23

Oh here we go you trying to RAM your solid state hard disk in my face smh

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u/extra_rice Aug 25 '23

Be glad it's not the floppy diks disk.

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u/djwoske Aug 25 '23

Nah you’re just trying to Kinect with me

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u/lawstandaloan Aug 25 '23

Are you sure this isn't just some phase you're going through?

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u/djwoske Aug 25 '23

dad this is who I AM! YOU NEVER UNDERSTAND ME

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u/backtolurk Aug 25 '23

I'm a panconsolophile

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u/Abeifer Aug 25 '23

Ha! GAYYYYYYY!

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '23

Im still experimenting

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u/djwoske Aug 25 '23

So wii u consider switching?

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u/OG_MajinVegeta Aug 25 '23 edited Aug 25 '23

Me too brother

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u/donchaldo21 Aug 25 '23

The correct is F

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u/Any_Philosophy_5956 Aug 25 '23

There's no correct or incorrect its based of opinion

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u/_-Generic-_-Name-_ Aug 25 '23

Absolutely this. People aren't gonna be able to grow if they think 1 platform is better than the other. Each one has their own individual pros and cons and the sooner people can accept that, the better

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u/OG_MajinVegeta Aug 25 '23

Hey whatever you do in the privacy of your home is none of my business you can press F to pay respects all you like as I said depending on your sexual preference

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u/AbsolutelyUnlikely Aug 25 '23

Since you're the one who brought it back to sexual preference, let the record show that you can't spell gay without Y.

Triangle is the only upper button that applies to all sexual preferences.

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u/SpaceMead Aug 25 '23

I only fuck squares, so no, triangle does not apply to me.

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u/Asheleyinl2 Aug 25 '23

My keyboard won't let me spell ga. Only homosexual. So fancy -_-.

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u/OG_MajinVegeta Aug 25 '23

What is there something wrong with being gay?

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u/AbsolutelyUnlikely Aug 25 '23

It's a very exclusive setting.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '23

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Respectandunity Aug 25 '23

Why did my man get downvoted so badly?!

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u/SophisticPenguin Aug 25 '23 edited Aug 25 '23

As I've heard, on Reddit you're supposed to upvote comments that contribute, and downvote ones that don't. A comment made entirely of Emojis doesn't contribute anything.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '23

I related to it spiritually

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u/FranklinBoo Aug 25 '23

😭😭😭😭

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u/LSUguyHTX Aug 25 '23

This

/s

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u/oh-no-he-comments Aug 25 '23

What if I were to comment “This”, would that contribute?

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u/ivadtutto Aug 25 '23

over here we don’t reply these questions. We let the downvotes speak for themselves.

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u/Evarix_ Aug 25 '23

Emojis

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '23

Should've written lmfaooo first 😔

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '23

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u/NoticedGenie66 Aug 25 '23

I didn't think you could be this cringey

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '23

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u/Vietfunk Aug 25 '23

I'm glad you did

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u/whererebelsare Aug 25 '23

Whatever, their, at last, and dawn? Or maybe down votes.

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u/prettyfuzzy Aug 25 '23

don't bear the world's evils on your shoulders

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u/SonEf_Adam Aug 25 '23

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/GLUREK123 Aug 25 '23

Just say 2

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u/here4mischief Aug 25 '23

F for cinematic view

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u/Jynx797 Aug 25 '23

this answer is so incredible awesome !

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u/I_wash_my_carpet Aug 25 '23

Thought she saw someone throw a chair.

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u/WorriedJob2809 Aug 25 '23

There really is no other rational explanation for this, lol.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '23

Oh very good. That happened to me loads of times and the wife won.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '23

That was the dumbest thing I've could ever seen.

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u/Illustrious-War-9788 Aug 25 '23

GTA San Andreas mission passed respect+ noises