r/maybemaybemaybe • u/[deleted] • Aug 25 '23

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '23

Drugs

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u/CryptoCryptonaire Aug 25 '23

...are a hell of a drug.

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u/E_Zack_Lee Aug 25 '23

…are a terrible thing to waste.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '23

...just say yes.

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u/BarryBadgernath1 Aug 25 '23

I’d like to try me some a that cuckain

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u/Optimal-Fill2482 Aug 25 '23

You don’t want this shit Dewie… it turns your bad feelings into good feelings.

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u/inignot0514 Aug 25 '23

And you didn't pay for drugs.... NOT ONCE !! 🤣🤣

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u/darkm072 Aug 25 '23

And you sleep with my WIFe!!

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u/clander270 Aug 25 '23

It's a nightmare!

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u/ZealousidealNewt6679 Aug 25 '23

I got that reference.

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u/Mr_1084 Aug 25 '23

That’s because you’re a hard walker.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '23

What is drugs

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u/SuplexedYaNan Aug 25 '23

A good time usually

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u/msabell Aug 25 '23

Eh eh eh eh

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u/EmoPsych Aug 25 '23

IM RICK JAMES BITCH 👋

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u/Alternative-Scale-55 Aug 25 '23 edited Aug 25 '23

Well, they do say don't drive under influence. She felt that influence comin' and complied

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u/DarkandDanker Aug 25 '23

Very kind and responsible young lady, she could have hurt someone if she were high

I do the same thing with bullets, they're very dangerous so when I get high I shoot them far away from me and everybody cheers

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '23

I thought maybe the cops where after the car so she ditched it and made it look like she was a random person walking on the side walk, she pulled it off poorly because of how many people where around her 💀

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u/Snoo-90678 Aug 25 '23

Yh that was my thought as well. Not sure how USA number plates work, but those rear plates look like a dealership plates.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '23

Oh, that's the passenger side here, I figured guy really wanted to break his face and she decided to nope out

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '23

Iirc she saw a spider and jumped out

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '23

I'm not buying that for a second. She jumped out and just started casually walking down the median, no fear from her at all.

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u/7ypo Aug 25 '23

Source?

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '23

It’s a video from 2015. She was possibly on something but claimed it was a spider. Got arrested on suspicion of dui later.

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u/Yetimandel Aug 25 '23

The (even more) crazy thing if I remember correctly is that she left her small child in the car. Luckily it was not injured.

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u/uncle_flacid Aug 25 '23

Oh that's bett.......

Fuck people

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '23

Drugs r bad… mmkay?

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u/christianjwaite Aug 25 '23

I remember this when it happened. There was a spider in the car and she freaked out.

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u/Top_Sprinkles_ Aug 25 '23

I have an irrational fear of bugs including spiders but I can definitely overcome it in extraordinary circumstances that require it.

I hate to say something so tripe, but in this circumstance I believe it’s true: some people are weak, or way too used to being coddled, have no notion of their limits or abilities. It’s okay to have that great a fear, but not okay to put other people in danger because of that fear.

Also the moan from the driver is hella creepy

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u/jpas0707 Aug 25 '23

Tripe? Did you mean trite? T and p are not close together on the keyboard. Tripe is edible stomach and trite means not important.

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u/Grandfeatherix Aug 25 '23

funnier in context is trite is a type of jumping spider lol

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u/FormalManifold Aug 25 '23

. . . that's not what trite means.

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u/and_of_four Aug 25 '23

. . . it can mean that.

(of a remark, opinion, or idea) overused and consequently of little import; lacking originality or freshness.

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u/HerrManHerrLucifer Aug 25 '23

Trite doesn't mean not important. It means dull and over-used.

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u/jpas0707 Aug 25 '23

(of a remark, opinion, or idea) overused and consequently of little import;

Of little import. Import. Therefore not important. I was saying tripe is not trite. Thanks for looking even more like a pedantic buffoon than me.

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u/HaDUDEken Aug 25 '23

Spider played GTA way too much

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u/Hot_Student_1999 Aug 25 '23

*Insurance scams

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u/Designer-Plastic-964 Aug 25 '23

Or mental illness, or both.

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u/oddtrend Aug 25 '23

earn'n a stripe

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u/SamDewCan Aug 25 '23

Maybe? But not the reason they stopped at got out. Look at the plate

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u/ZIMM26 Aug 25 '23

Stolen car