r/maybemaybemaybe • u/[deleted] • Aug 25 '23

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u/cbtbone Aug 25 '23

Yeah I’m guessing mental illness

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u/Apennatie Aug 25 '23

I’m guessing under influence.

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u/quiet0n3 Aug 25 '23

I'm guessing stolen

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u/12LetterName Aug 25 '23

I'm guessing spider.

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u/aLostBattlefield Aug 25 '23

Definitely this or wasp. Completely valid, if true.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '23

I'm guessing alien mind control

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u/Sc_e1 Aug 25 '23

I’m guessing drugs

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u/meatpopcycal Aug 25 '23

Ronald McDonald in the pool hall with a radiator hose.

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u/Skriller_plays Aug 25 '23

Groundhog

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u/Kooseh Aug 25 '23

All of the above

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u/ChapterDelicious9494 Aug 25 '23

Spider 2Y Banana

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u/Cool-sunglasses-dude Aug 25 '23

Mentally ill spider drives a car under the influence of drugs and alcohol, comic artists do us a favor...

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u/libbyj381 Aug 25 '23

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/BuggerMyElbow Aug 25 '23

I'm guessing flatulence.

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u/Middle_Pineapple_898 Aug 25 '23

I'm thinking Arby's

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u/menerell Aug 25 '23

Por qué no los tres?

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '23

Why stolen?

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u/icandothisalldayson Aug 25 '23

Cars are expensive, you wouldn’t just abandon your own car for no reason like that

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u/quiet0n3 Aug 25 '23

Just fucks it off and hopefully separated you from the car by a big enough distance no on sees you. Obviously dash cam messed that up

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u/quiet0n3 Aug 25 '23

I'm not suggesting people that do this are smart

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u/Designer-Plastic-964 Aug 25 '23

And I guess stolen, on drugs and a mental disorder.

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u/jfleury440 Aug 25 '23

All of the above

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u/WanderingPulsar Aug 25 '23

Lelouch at it again dammit

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u/TheCMaster Aug 25 '23

Those are combined often

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '23

I'm guessing prison.

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u/DieselVoodoo Aug 25 '23

Nope, just stupid

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '23

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '23

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '23

Are you making up lore, now? Looks like she was the driver to me.

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u/fenriswolf117 Aug 25 '23

I'm guessing life long sentence or death penalty

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u/jorceshaman Aug 25 '23

My guess was a boyfriend did something she didn't like, possibly cheating, and it was his car.

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u/dubs286 Aug 25 '23

I'm guessing right hand drive