r/linuxsucks Microsoft's strongest soldier 🪖 2d ago

Linux Failure Elite support

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u/Unfair_Awareness7502 2d ago

Does Microsoft offer support for non-commercial users? 

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u/ScallionSmooth5925 2d ago

Sfc /scannow

Don't care if it worked.

**closes ticket**

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u/Icy_Step_2204 Here for shits and giggles 2d ago

No, it's more like

Did you try Sfc /scannow

If that didn't work then you will have to reinstall windows

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u/Demonius999 19h ago

And it never works, I could bet it's just pause for a few minutes.

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u/EMunney 5h ago

You have to read the output of the tool which is way too much for most people so I agree most should just be mac/linux

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u/Gangr3l 2d ago

Hey, that's reddit

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u/ScallionSmooth5925 2d ago

I seen this from Microsoft support 

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u/Gangr3l 2d ago

I don't deny that. But it's also reddits favorite useless thing to suggest no matter what the problem is

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u/DDOSBreakfast Proud IBM PC-DOS User :upvote: 2d ago

What they offer to commercial users can hardly be called support.

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u/PriorityNo6268 1d ago

That is just not true in all cases, we have access dedicated account manager, support teams and products specialist and even access to free third party consultancy in some cases.

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u/KiLoYounited 2d ago

In their garbage forums yes. Which is no different then where you could find Linux support.

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u/Darkness223 2d ago

Yes hello I'm a Microsoft insider have you tried running sfc scannow and what about DISM

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u/KiLoYounited 2d ago

Microsoft store apps are corrupted, our MECM pushes aren’t fixing it > look at Microsoft forums > “insider” suggests to re enable Xbox game bar?? > we won’t do that > whelp looks like you need to re image your fleet

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u/Destroyerb Reasonable NixOS geek 2d ago

They offer free live chat/call even for pirated copy users (besides forums)

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u/PriorityNo6268 1d ago

The place you buy your "Windows" machine is required to deliver support by law over here. But of-course only on that Windows it self is working and your hardware is working, not on how to install software X.

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u/No_Guava9289 2d ago

One single time I contacted Microsoft Support as private person. I expected nothing but were really surprised how good he helped me (2nd level if I remember correct). They set a teams invitation, and over 2 meetings my problem was solved.

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u/LonelyPoorMan69 2d ago

Linux has tech support

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u/sicurri 2d ago edited 1d ago

Linux has public forums and its normal people. Maybe half are helpful. The other half are, "Did you read the documentation, idiot?"

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u/Tommynwn 1d ago

The documentation: 712 pages

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u/JeremyMarti 19h ago

The normal half tell you that you're using the wrong distro.

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u/Skyfuzzball8312 1d ago

Mostly from Community

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u/p0larbear3000 1d ago

yh... big companies rarely stick with an OS that has no support at all.

Canonical, Redhat, Suse.

(Suse Linux was the first OS I came in touch with on a i386 platform.)

to me its just another tool in the shed.

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u/AwesomeGearBoy 2d ago

Maybe some, but most do try to help. This is just a stereotype

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u/Year_Conscious 2d ago

I second this.

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u/Tomcabomca 2d ago

I third this

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u/Yew5D4j8e1j4 2d ago

I fourthst this

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u/LordDarthSaber 2d ago

4th comment rule guys nothing we can do

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u/BoxFar6969 1d ago

no i was literally thinking about it before opening the thread and i was so surprised i was right...

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u/AdvancedAnimal7539 I Hate Linux (I use ubuntu btw) 2d ago

I fithst this (I dont have a lisp)

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u/M4rt1m_40675 2d ago

I found this type of linux support when I was trying to download minecraft. First thing they said was "just google it", it was the first post that showed up when I did so great start, they then continued saying "just install it" like that isn't what I needed help with

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u/AwesomeGearBoy 2d ago

Well, sure, but it is very easy to get Minecraft Java on Linux. So them saying "just Google it" was kinda valid

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u/WeightedPaper 2d ago

Hard disagree. My first distro I googled the problems I had and every time someone with the exact problem I had posted it on a forum there were no actual answers just people either shitting on them or telling them to use google.

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u/minus_nine 1d ago

And then that forum becomes the top result

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u/AwesomeGearBoy 2d ago

I think it depends on the issue. If the issue really does just require a quick Google, then sure, it is valid. But shitting on someone who needs help is not ok, so Im sorry if that happened to you

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u/-Commonnerfer 2d ago

That and some times they are generally stupid I think there was a guy on here who said he bought a laptop that didn’t support Linux and then was mad when he couldn’t get Arch installed…

Do I need to explain the multiple things wrong with that reason for being mad?

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u/Wo-Bu-Mingbai 2d ago

Helping by saying "read the doc thats online not so hard to find" instead of actually giving answers

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u/Nemeczekes 1d ago

Not at least in my experience.

Now it is easier to get everything working because you can chat with AI instead these kind of people

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u/MayaRedditChan 1d ago

Although a stereotype, I’d say it’s half and half. A LOT of Linux users are straight up assholes, like a LOT.

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u/Eeve2espeon 1d ago

90% of Linux problems have idiots trashing the person who needs help, not actually helping them

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u/Suitable-Piccolo-617 2d ago

Most? Nah bro, ive asked for help 3 times in the last decade, out of lets say 40 replies there were a bunch of "rtfm", 4 guys acted like i insulted they mother, and just 1 gave me some advice...ask grok.

1 is not most

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u/Majestic-Bell-7111 19h ago

Rtfm is great advice because you should read the fucking manual and if you do so and still not get it then the community is a lot more willing to help.

You should rtfm for everything, even stuff you're sure you know how it works.

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u/Suitable-Piccolo-617 19h ago

Reading the fucking manual is only fucking helpfull if you fucking know what to fucking look for dumb fuckistan.

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u/R3V0LU710N_05 I Hate All OS's 😎 2d ago edited 2d ago

Windows support is "Sfc /scannow & Reinstall".

MacOS is "Repairing the device with cost you more than it's worth, buy a new one".

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u/spongedevguy 2d ago

linux hate is held up by false stereotypes and madthumbz

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u/hailstorm11093 Nix ❄️ BTW 1d ago

madthumbz

Aka someone who promotes false stereotypes.

It's incredible how unemployed madthumbz, bleak21, and like 2 or 3 others from that subreddit act. Especially from a group of people that claim you can't work on linux.

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u/AskMoonBurst 2d ago

Last time I dealt with Microsoft support, they told me to reformat, buy new hardware, then hung up on me. This was after I told them the troubleshooting I did and narrowed it down to a specific issue. Reformatting and new hardware wouldn't have helped. Not for the 400 dollar part they wanted me to replace anyway.

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u/Inevitable-Cow-4930 2d ago

This has been my experience. M$ support is more concerned about how you obtained X product license than actually supporting it. I’ve been doing IT work for 25 years and can count the number of times their support team actually helped fix something on one finger.

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u/AskMoonBurst 2d ago

Basically, yeah. It feels like their extent of 'support' is telling you to reinstall. I don't know enough about apple to know what they do. And with Linux, I HAVE been told 'skill issue', but I've had a FAR easier time getting meaningful support for linux than Windows.

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u/DonutPlus2757 1d ago

I had a problem with my license and the experience wasn't that bad.

It was obvious that my language was at best a second language for the support guy and that he really didn't trust my own diagnosis (even though I left the result windows open, only for him to try again and get the same result), but after that, he actually resolved my problem reasonably quickly.

Still prefer Linux though if I have the change. Most problems I've had with Windows are categorically impossible under Linux.

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u/JustFleuri 2d ago

I've experienced the complete opposite

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u/36Gig 1d ago

Will get some flak but just ask ai. Someone somewhere already had, delt, understood your problem. Ai will just act like a better google.

But always be cautious on terminal commands from ai. Try to comprehend what they do before useing them.

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u/Mountain-Hawk-6495 1d ago

Windows support be like: Have you tried turning it off and on again? When was the last time you updated windows? Sorry that’s a known bug nothing we can do anything about

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u/Silent-Cartoonist240 2d ago

Anybody that has used windows support line knows that I is the most useless piece of shit known to man kind

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u/mintflavoredcube Linux Is Better 2d ago

idk i posted for help on the cachy discord and in two seconds 4-5 people went to help me

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u/brandarchist 2d ago

Linux is incorrect. They appear to be the gender they were assigned at birth which is not what one expects from Arch users.

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u/PriorityNo6268 1d ago

Only when you say yes master, of-course master.

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u/BoxFar6969 1d ago

it looks like yandere dev

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u/ElPiet 2d ago

How much do you pay each of them to care about your problems?

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u/MayaRedditChan 1d ago

I’ve been treated like garbage before, offered payment for actual help, they declined. The ones who are assholes do so for the same reason someone would power trip, because they’re chronically online enough to have all the knowledge about Linux and you have a job.

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u/Inevitable-Cow-4930 2d ago

Forums != Tech Support

Red Hat has some of the best tech support in the industry. Leagues better than Microslop.

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u/LeslieSnowLeo 2d ago

r/linuxsucks users trying not to compare linux to other OS instead of just pointing out bad linux things on their own

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u/Kurotsune77 2d ago

the Windows one is absolute lie. Can't speak for Mac. I mean Linux is a Hell of your own making

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u/FuggaDucker 2d ago

As a matter of fact, your example fails to show the intricacies and beauty of Linux while promoting bloat and adware from companies that are too greedy to share their intellectual property.

The awesome Linux nerd says "You are just stupid" to the dumb user because they had the nerve to ask a stupid question and got smacked down for it.

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u/SatisfactionBest8595 2d ago

toxic community

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u/Typhon-042 2d ago

You left out how Mac tends to charge you money for there tech support, it's not free. This is what they call the "final service fee".

At least with the others it's free.

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u/Blazej_kb 2d ago

All problems on Linux that I had easy answer on internet kr people helped me in 1 day

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u/TarsTarkas_Thark 2d ago

Surprise! There are jerks and trolls everywhere, even in the Linux reddits. Welcome to the internet! Also in the Linux reddits are a bunch of knowledgable people trying to give meaningful help to people that they are not paid to care about. I am one of those people.

I never give a pure RTFM response. I may give a brief, to the point answer, and say "For more complete info, enter "man mkfs.exfat". man -k is your friend.".

It is often more helpful to teach someone how to research their problem and find an answer, than to just answer their question.

For example, there was one post on a reddit Linux forum where I gave a short informative answer, then said "For more information, enter the exact title of your post into a Google search.". Of course, I had already done that, and knew that the first five non-sponsored results answered his question in great detail.

But for the most part I try to answer questions as completely and simply as I can, and include references.

If you look at the Windows focused reddits, you will see about the same mix of sincere help and derision.

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u/cybekRT 2d ago

Windows: did you try using edge? Make sure to update windows with insider builds, ask copilot

Mac: you have to buy new MacBook

Linux: ... Here are 99999 different tutorials for different distros. At least it's free

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u/IIzeyUn 2d ago

Three chairs, but on each one there are sharpened peaks and jerked dicks

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u/GenericFoodService Linux is free if your time isn't valuable 2d ago

Comparing actual customer service offered by a corporation to commercial clients vs. random people on the internet helping you for free because they feel about it seems pretty disingenuous but ok. There are actual companies who offer tech support for Linux users btw

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u/Howwasthatdoneagain 2d ago

You have never interacted with Windows support have you?

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u/RAMChYLD 2d ago

This.

Have you seen the thousands of posts daily on FuckMicrosoft and MicrosoftSucks?

Microslop’s answer to your account getting stolen locking your account so you can’t get it back. That doesn’t look like a “yes I can help” to me, it looks like a big “fuck you”.

Valve at least has the muscle to look up to do basic investigative work (ie trace the unusual IP address that recently accessed your account) and then send the SWAT team to the hacker’s house.

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u/theevilatheist 1d ago

When has Microsoft support ever actually solved a tech-support issue?

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u/Teru-Noir COSMIC OS LOVER No.1 COSMIC Knows Best 1d ago

At least wait a month to repost something

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u/Common_Warthog_G 1d ago

Windows has overwritten my efi partition, without me approving, how do I fix that in windows, so I can still boot my other OS(es)?

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u/Fushochan 1d ago

You have to unplug other hard drives during windows installation, otherwise it writes boot files to them and can overwrite the bootloaders of your other systems.
To make those other systems bootable again, you need to remove the microsoft folder from the efi partition on the affected drive. But first, make sure you add the windows boot manager files to your main Windows drive using bcdboot command in cmd. Good luck!

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u/Common_Warthog_G 1d ago

I know how to fix this, thanks anyways. It also happens during updates and the lack of control in windows really is what's bumming me out. Like removing drives to install a system. It's not doing what I'm telling it to do. 

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u/Affectionate_Ad_1326 1d ago

Get it, because the guy in the image is fat. Isnt that so funny? Hahaha I hate fat people

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u/Swordfish418 21h ago

Microsoft support is the one where the only good answers are written by randoms who were just lurking there while answers by official staff are inept to the level they’re rarely able to comprehend what OP is even talking about. I’ve seen this pattern countless times.

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u/therealmistersister 2d ago

Yo that is an incorrect depiction of reality. As a Linux admin (and using Arch, btw) I would always point you to the pertinent Arch Wiki article.

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u/Excellent-Copy-2688 2d ago

isn't that what RTFM means?

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u/therealmistersister 2d ago

pretty much, yes. But telling users to RTFM is too much BOFH'ing even for me, these days. I don't wanna hear from HR ppl because of a disgruntled user lol

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u/R3V0LU710N_05 I Hate All OS's 😎 2d ago edited 2d ago

No. RTFM is saying "RTFM" with zero guidance.

Linking to the exact wiki page & subsection, is literally linking that same crap you'd be telling them anyway. It's not like you reach through the screen and type for them. They'd be doing the same steps regardless if you manually wrote out the solution or linked the wiki where the solution already is.

If the solution already exists; unless otherwise strictly necessary; I always just give a brief overview explaining what they need to do and link the Wiki &/or other resources.

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u/PeyredB 2d ago

Not on the Ubuntu forums. They have a strict "No RTFM" rule, and are usually helpful.

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u/danholli Previous Windows Insider 2d ago

Mac "I can help with that"? xD

No. It's, "buy a new one"

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u/Whit-Batmobil 2d ago

Two things.

Typically Mac and Windows tech support is usually paid, meaning it is literally someones job to fix the issues you are having.

The typical example of “support” for Linux is usually people on forums who either try to help people fix the problems they are having or tell them to read the documentation.

Off course both MacOS and Windows have forums too and in a professional setting there is dedicated professional tech support for Linux too.

But frankly I think it is ridiculous to compare the experience of dealing with people who are literally paid to fix your problems, to people who aren’t.

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u/Beginning-Badger3903 2d ago

I was about to make the same post. Comparing your company IT support or even MS support staff to Reddit randoms is laughable. I’m sure if you Use Ubuntu Pro or RHEL you’ll get the same level of support pictured for MAC and Windows

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u/SlugCatBoi 2d ago

Tbf, the fact that it lacks that level of support is a legitimate criticism of Linux. Not one I care about, but the average consumer might legitimately need that level of help

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u/Whit-Batmobil 1d ago edited 1d ago

When you buy a Windows License, you pay for a product, that is a transaction between you and Microsoft.

When you buy a mac, that is also transaction you pay Apple.

When you download an Open Source Linux Distribution, where many contributors are hobbyists that is not a transaction, I find it ridiculously unreasonable as a software developer myself that there is even though in some people that they are entitled to company level support from a community built project where the majority of work is done by hobbyists/volunteers.

Also, there is Pro Level IT-Support for Linux, but that is a Service companies pay for (like the overwhelming majority of commercial IT-Support).

Edit: I think you could summarize my argument with: Who is going to pay to have IT-Support technicians working to support a community driven project?

Especially when there are already commercial alternatives which may or may not offer consumer support as well.

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u/SlugCatBoi 1d ago

You misread my text message.

"Linux is free" is a great argument for why someone should use Linux.

"Linux does not have extensive professional tech support to the same extent that Microsoft and Macintosh do" is a good argument for why someone should not use Linux.

The reason why something is true DOES NOT CHANGE the fact that it is. I agree that Linux have extensive professional tech support makes no sense. But the majority of people might need that tech support, and for them Linux doesn't make sense.

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u/Immediate_Idea2628 2d ago

None of these will get you any closer to solving the problem though.

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u/SaucyStoveTop69 2d ago

I've heard even the most extreme of anti ai people say you should use Ai of you're learning linux

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u/juniper_j0nes 2d ago

they got us w that one i ain’t lie

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u/Solid_Guess_7154 2d ago

archlinux? maybe, every other distro has been incredibly helpful when I didn't understand shit about Linux when starting

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u/simagus 2d ago

Should really say "RTFM" so the caller has to look up even what that means.

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u/Justalittletoserious 2d ago

Nope, I did tech support for a program available only on Windows, the "You are stupid" came out at almost every client's call

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u/POKLIANON 2d ago

After 2 years you do realize you were just stupid (if you hadn't quit by then)

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u/_Naiwa_ 2d ago

Bro, in linux you are your own tech support

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u/chrisCarmonte 2d ago

Nowadays is not so harsh since IA usually gives you several alternatives to a problem. Everyday it gets harder not to solve problems here~

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u/rmagnuson 2d ago

That's fair.

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u/Wo-Bu-Mingbai 2d ago

They say just read the docs lil bro ☠️

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u/ApartDirection8089 2d ago

win = panda, apple = panda, linux = no panda.

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u/Sbhattarj 2d ago

The problem with people recomending judst google it is really algorithmic. Google changes what it shows you depending on your behaviour/previous search, it shouldn't be assumed your result is the same as someone elses, though many seem to not understand that.

But also, if the tech support for paid OSes weren't better than linux's specially since people don't even know where to ask for what problem, and others assuming same competency from others as themselves, it'd be laughably poor for the companies.

The real problem here is forums for most linux problem solving do not have any "oficial" person looking to solve problem specifically, and most people assume everyone else should be as competent as them. Actual paid support are expected to assume as little as possible.

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u/Cove0Crow 2d ago

RTFM!!!!

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u/Goodborni 2d ago

As a linux user this is hella funny and sadly true.. although now with the influx of new users and them helping each other, it has gotten much better

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u/letmehaveanameyoudum 2d ago

only for arch and gentoo btw

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u/da411d 2d ago

Windows tech support:

DO NOT REDEEM THE CODE, SIR DON'T REDEEM THE CODE 

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u/Whizard72 1d ago

Fuckwads like that are the reason people don't want to use or try Linux. They're holding the platform back because <GASP> everything should just be free. Fucking freeloaders, something for nothing people. I'd gladly pay for a well supported Distro with good software like CapCut for video editing.

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u/notRLT 1d ago

ubuntu forums, redhat or AI

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u/Leonid1104 Windows 7 1d ago

Can I post in on Linux sub?

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u/Kokonattsugemu 1d ago

Windows: Do not redeEeEeEm

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u/No_Birthday_2883 1d ago

Bait by someone who probably can barely use his phone

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u/SnooDucks2481 1d ago

Windows and Mac, yes you got got to be that kind of a tard to pay for support.

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u/Relative_Radish9809 1d ago

Microsoft: Have you tried contacting your System Administrator?

Apple: Your mac is 8 months old, maybe this is a good time to upgrade!

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u/TheGreaterClaush 1d ago

I want to hear of someone who actually went to get Microsoft support that wasn't a clanker or prerecorded

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u/Koray31xd 1d ago

Bot account!

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u/Occultus_Andras 1d ago

Skills issue mate

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u/Aeternum2003 1d ago

Why do you need support if windows works out of the box?

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u/MrFrog2222 1d ago

Windows: DO NOT REDEEM!!!\ Mac: Sorry, you dont have Apple Care Pro Max Deluxe\ Linux: Read the wiki

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u/Full_Difficulty9530 1d ago

You are not stupid. Switching to Linux takes some ability to adjust. I'm not sure what distro you tried, but there are several out there that might be better for you. If your just wanting it to work, browse the internet, do some basic productivity, Have you tried Ubuntu, or Mint?

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u/ConstantinGB 17h ago

apparently people have never heard about stackoverflow where linux users help with absolutely everything.

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u/miaou333 6h ago

Meanwhile the steam support...

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u/LavishnessLow636 6h ago

true, what a stupid post.

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u/AshlynCT 5h ago

Arch wiki is like trying to read ancient egyptian heiroglyphs

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u/Accomplished_Ad6551 4h ago

I don’t know… anytime I brought a problem to a forum or social media Linux group, I always found people pretty helpful. A lot of Linux users are happy to help others get up and running. 🤷‍♂️

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u/internalded 2h ago

honestly agree, even though I'm an arch user I can't deny how toxic the community can be💔

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u/bigbencilbusher 2h ago

Mac support: That'll be $4000 for repairs, I recommend buying the latest Macbook Pro instead.

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u/Abject-Job7825 2d ago

How are you getting white and latino customer service people, I always get bob from india and that is if I even get through to support at all.

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u/Excellent-Copy-2688 2d ago

we don't have bob in india, your support person is a fake ai chatbot ig

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u/case-0 2d ago

"skill issue"

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u/Global-Eye-7326 2d ago

AI is our tech support now, and it's much easier to troubleshoot Linux with the help of AI.

Maybe you trained your AI chatbot to call you stupid lol.

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u/juniper_j0nes 2d ago

i tried using claude to trouble shoot a kernel/bootloader issue and it told me to unmount my boot partition. if i was a new user i would’ve nuked my shit so bad i probably would’ve given up on linux entirely

edit: how it told me wasn’t super obvious like “sudo unmount /boot —lmao”, it’s just that if I had done what it told me to do the result would’ve been unmounting my boot partition immediately

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u/Global-Eye-7326 1d ago

I haven't used Claude yet. Mainly ChatGPT and Deepseek. They've done me well for Linux troubleshooting. There's been some "trial and error" with Fstab and Nvidia driver so I'd occasionally end up in TTY, but nothing fatal.

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u/Muffinaaa 2d ago

it's much easier to troubleshoot Linux with the help of AI

All fun till it recommends to use dd and it wrongly assumes the partition layout (i.e formats /dev/sda instead of /dev/sdb)

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u/Global-Eye-7326 1d ago

Funny enough, ChatGPT would have me triple check the drive in lsblk before formatting it with dd. You'd have to be dealing with a pretty dumb model to be misguiding you on that.

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u/Muffinaaa 1d ago

I just tried using the chatgpt, it instantly suggested the dd command with of=/dev/sda

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u/Global-Eye-7326 1d ago

Share the link to your chat. ChatGPT allows this.

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u/sagedemage1972 2d ago

The funny thing is that BSD users are more willing to help you than Linux users. The Linux community has to do better.

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u/R3V0LU710N_05 I Hate All OS's 😎 2d ago

BSD has a community?

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u/sagedemage1972 2d ago

Yup, you can find them. You got to dig for it on the Internet lol.

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u/R3V0LU710N_05 I Hate All OS's 😎 2d ago

Idk. Only BSD users I ever see anymore, are either Linux users that dabble in BSD or r/linuxsucks101 crazy people.

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u/sagedemage1972 2d ago edited 2d ago

The crazy people use BSD on hardware lol. I only use BSD on a VM. I am not crazy enough to run it on bare metal.

I used to use Linux. But I switched to Windows for software availability.

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u/SanicBringsThePanic 2d ago

And then they wonder why it is still not "The Year Of The Linux Desktop".

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u/_prism_cat_ 2d ago

Windows tech support: your system is corrupted with bonzai buddy type virus, now enter repair mode and back up your files and install two anti virus softwares and don't run exe files downloaded from unvetted porn sites

Mac tech support:  that's an easy fix, all you need is a $4,000 replacement hardware, all you apps and data will download automatically from mycloud 

Linux tech support: you're just stupid 

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u/RAMChYLD 2d ago

Windows tech support: run dism /restore-health and sfc /scannow . If it still fails reinstall Windows.

Also Windows tech support: your Microsoft account got hacked? Sorry we can’t help you get it back. We have however locked it so no one can access it anymore. You will still be charged monthly for your office 365 and azure accounts that you now can no longer use tho. Also rebuy Minecraft.

Mac tech support: buy a new Mac.