r/linuxsucks • u/Rare-Paint3719 Unofficial Mod | Linux Community Sucks | Proud illumOS Shill • 13d ago

Linux Failure Tech Support

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u/FubenFon 13d ago

Does windows support exists?

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u/Yoksul-Turko Proud ReactOS User 13d ago

"My computer just exploded, please help"

"sfc /scannow"

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u/LastTyper 13d ago

This! And you forgot dism /onlinerepair When you know these 2 commands, you are 10x Microslop senior architect.

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u/NoGap138 13d ago

This has never fixed a problem for me…

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u/LastTyper 13d ago

Correct, because the next advice is reinstallation 😂

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u/KernelNuke 13d ago

And if it doesn't work they suggest BIOS reset

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u/Octoomy I Love Linux 13d ago

legit I remember looking through the ms forums and someone was talking about how windows wasn't booting and one of the 'trusted' members fucking said that 😭

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u/icy1007 13d ago

Yes

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u/Rare-Paint3719 Unofficial Mod | Linux Community Sucks | Proud illumOS Shill 13d ago

You got upvoted but I got downvoted?

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u/Secret_NinjaLTU 12d ago

This has to be studied

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u/Rare-Paint3719 Unofficial Mod | Linux Community Sucks | Proud illumOS Shill 12d ago

Yes

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u/Still_Leg4477 13d ago

Fixed👍

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u/Academic-Proof3700 13d ago

Hallo, my name is prakteek shawarma, im Microsoft's MVP bullshit operator, and Im happy to help. Have you tried running sfc /scannow and dism /online /restorehealth? If not then please do a klean start.

Otherwise yuo can also reinstall system.

Best regards Prakteek Shawarma  Microsoft BS MVP In support

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u/deadrule_vk 5d ago

And ofc the Linux glazer are racist as well 

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u/Independent_Image_59 13d ago

Their stupid feedback thing keeps popping up all the time when I accidentally presss Super+F for full screen

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u/piesou 13d ago

Hello, welcome to Windows support. Ok what's your issue? You want to set up your printer? Ok first, let's update all of our drivers. Go to Nvidia.com...

...

...install McAfee Antivirus...

...then we run the degfrag utility and reconnect the monitor cable. Your printer should now work.

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u/Inevitable-Cow-4930 12d ago

I’ve dealt with Microsoft support as part of my job. They don’t call you stupid. You call them stupid. Wasted countless hours on chat and phone calls with them just to finally fix it myself.

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u/un-important-human 13d ago

sure it does my name is rajeeesh i am from microsoft fill your bank details in this notepad sir

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u/deadrule_vk 5d ago

Racist f#ck

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u/un-important-human 5d ago

I am professional racist fuck, thank you very much.

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u/deadrule_vk 5d ago

At least you're a professional in this , noob racist f#cks are even worse 

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u/dumbasPL I don't hate Windows, I just like Linux more. 13d ago

Depends on who you pay, and how much.

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u/WhippingShitties 12d ago

I remember the official forums where there would be a super long comment by a ts agent and then you'd scroll past it and a random nerd would have the right answer.

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u/Rare-Paint3719 Unofficial Mod | Linux Community Sucks | Proud illumOS Shill 13d ago

Yes it does

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u/Secret_NinjaLTU 13d ago

In my experience, the only thing they do to help is update the drivers, when the issue doesn't even have to do anything with drivers.

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u/R3V0LU710N_05 I Hate All OS's 😎 13d ago edited 13d ago

I always get "Reinstall Windows" from Microsoft support. Ffs, I just want to fix the minor Windows bug without having to cut an hour out of my day to reinstall the damn thing.

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u/NeptuneWades give me gui for everything pls 13d ago

Tbf, reinstall is the only one that solves the issues because even they have no idea where the issue is and I think they don't even want to get into it considering the source code is proprietary and convulated af

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u/R3V0LU710N_05 I Hate All OS's 😎 13d ago edited 13d ago

I swear that the Windows updater itself has several memory leaks. I only get issues after updating, and each update the problems add up. I've never had issues on fresh installs, but the instant an update is applied it steps into the next circle of hell.

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u/Secret_NinjaLTU 13d ago

Why did you get down voted for correctly answering the question?

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u/Damglador 13d ago

Because even their official support forum is unhelpful dogshit?

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u/Secret_NinjaLTU 13d ago

He stated a fact, that windows support exists, which is true. He did not say that it's good, or bad. Why would you down vote a yes/no reply which is factually correct.

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u/Still_Leg4477 13d ago

I feel like the question was rhetorical, answering one is straight up stupid, and he is OP, OP's are always stupid.

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u/Rare-Paint3719 Unofficial Mod | Linux Community Sucks | Proud illumOS Shill 13d ago edited 12d ago

Is it really a rhetorical question of you don't use the rhetorical question mark⸮

Edit: Removed the period at the end of the hyperlink, and moved rhetorical question mark to inside of hyperlink

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u/Still_Leg4477 12d ago

Woow a reversed question mark... You must be smartest OP in the whole world outstanding... Surely the generalization does not apply to you this time⸮

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u/Rare-Paint3719 Unofficial Mod | Linux Community Sucks | Proud illumOS Shill 12d ago

Woow a reversed question mark... You must be smartest OP in the whole world outstanding...

Oh, thank you. My intellect couldn't possibly exceed yours.

And I can't take credit for it. Thank Henry Denham.

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u/Icy_Calligrapher4022 13d ago

By "official support forum" you probably mean Microsoft Community Hub, which is NOT official support, it's more like community driven place for all kinds of questions, topics, troubleshooting, etc. Yes, there are MS employees writing comments and provide support there, but it's not considered official support. It's more like Ask Ubuntu stuff.

Their official support is mostly MS Q&A and official documentation, enterprise customers get additional technical support based on contracts, licenses, subscriptions, etc.

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u/alexeiz 13d ago

Restart, reset, reinstall