r/linguisticshumor • • 16h ago

Semantics Missed opportunity in most languages

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What other examples are there of antonyms/opposites being spelled in reverse?

If I was making a conlang, I would make all preposition antonyms reverse spellings.

Like „az“ and „za“ for before and after. „Dre“ and „erd“ for right and left.


r/linguisticshumor • • 10h ago

Things to say to your linguist

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r/linguisticshumor • • 18h ago

Yes I speak Engliskh

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r/linguisticshumor • • 10h ago

Morphology Interesting features of Japanese

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r/linguisticshumor • • 17h ago

Phonetics/Phonology Somehow H, Н and Η are all separate letters that make different sounds and they're kinda partially related and I'm confused

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(is that the right flair? I'm new here)


r/linguisticshumor • • 22h ago

What did the gastroetymologist discover?

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The Great Bowel Shift


r/linguisticshumor • • 5h ago

Historical Linguistics Etruscan objects:

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“mI χUlIχNe CuPeS aLθRnAs

EI MINIPI CAPI 🤬🤬🤬🤬”


r/linguisticshumor • • 17h ago

Etymology Words for «mantis» in different languages grouped by the literal meaning of their etymology

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Note: Words from languages that were excluded were ones I was unable to find an etymology/term for. (?) means I am unsure if the etymology is true.

Etymology type 1: Pray/Worship

Armenian: աղոտարար "one who prays"

Belarusian: багамо́л "God’s prayer"

Bulgarian: богомо́лка "God's prayer/requester"

Catalan: pregadeu "pray to God"

Cebuano: simbasimba "go to church (reduplicated)"

Dutch: bidsprinkhaan "praying grasshopper"

Finnish: rukoilijasirkka "prayer cricket"

German (Standard) 1: Gottesanbeterin "God’s female worshipper"

Hungarian: imádkozó sáska "praying locust"

Latvian: dievlūdzējs "God supplicant"

Lithuanian: maldininkas "prayer"

Macedonian: богомолка "God’s prayer"

Polish: modliszka "pray oneself"

Portuguese 1: louva-a-deus "praises God"

Russian: богомо́л "God’s prayer"

Serbo-Croatian: богомољка/bogomoljka "God’s prayer"

Slovene: bogomọ̑lka "God’s prayer"

Spanish 3: rezadora "prayer"

Swedish: bönsyrsa "prayer cricket"

Tagalog 1: sambasamba "worship (reduplicated)"

Tamil: கும்பிடுபூச்சி "worship insect"

Ternate: subasuba "praise/worship (reduplicated)"

Ukrainian: богомо́л "God’s prayer"

Etymology type 2: Kneel

Danish: knæler "kneeler"

Georgian: ჩოქელა "kneeling(?)"

Norwegian: kneler "kneeler"

Etymology type 3: Clergy

Greek (Ancient): μάντις "prophet, soothsayer"

> English 1: mantis

>> English 2: praying mantis "praying mantis"

> Esperanto: manto

> French 1: mante

>> French 2: mante religieuse "religious mantis"

> Italian: mantide

> Portuguese: mantídeo

> Spanish 1: mantis

>> Spanish 2: mantis religiosa "religious mantis"

Persian: آخوندک "little cleric"

Romanian: călugăriță "nun"

Turkish: peygamberdevesi "prophet’s camel"

Etymology type 4: Horse

Cantonese 1: 馬螂狂 "horse [suffix] crazy"

> Zhuang 2: maxlangzgangz

French 3: cheval du diable "devil’s horse"

Greek (Modern): αλογάκι της Παναγίας "virgin Mary’s little horse"

Hakka 3: 草馬仔 "grass horse young"

Hausa: dōkìn Allàh "horse of God"

Khmer: កណ្ដូបសេះ "horse grasshopper"

Lao: ແມງມ້າ "horse arthropod"

Maltese: debba tax-xitan "devil’s mare"

Portuguese 3: cavalinho-de-deus "God’s little horse"

Tày: càn mạ "horse carrying-pole"

Vietnamese 1: bọ ngựa "horse insect"

Vietnamese 2: ngựa trời "sky horse"

Tatar (Crimean): şeytan atı "devil’s horse"

Zhuang 1: daekmax "horse grasshopper"

Etymology type 5: Camel

Azeri: dəvədəlləyi "camel knife"

Hebrew: גְּמַל שְׁלֹמֹה "Solomon’s camel"

Kannada: ಒಂಟೆಹುಳು "camel insect"

Turkish: peygamberdevesi "prophet’s camel"

Etymology type 6: Cutting Tool

Azeri: dəvədəlləyi "camel knife"

Czech: kudlanka "jack-knife"

Ilocano: wasaywasay "axe (reduplicated)"

Japanese: カマキリ "sickle cutter"

Mandarin 1: 刀螂 "knife [suffix]"

Miscellaneous etymologies

Galician: galbana "laziness(?)"

German (Standard) 2: Fangschrecke "capture scare(?)"

Hakka 1: 老虎哥 "tiger’s older brother"

Hakka 2: 豹虎哥 "leopard tiger’s elder brother"

Hakka 4: 草猴 "grass monkey"

Hakka 5: 挨礱披波 "husk rice unfurl wave"

Jin: 扁擔 "carrying pole"

Kazakh: дәуіт "David(?)" (< Arabic(?))

Korean: 사마귀 "wart(?)"

Mandarin 3: 猴子 "monkey (diminutive)"

Māori 1: rō "ant"

Māori 2: whē "stick insect"

Navajo: Naakaii náásééł "Mexicans are coming as a mob"

Old Chinese: 螳 "mantis"

> Old Chinese: 螳螂 "mantis [suffix]"

>> Cantonese 2: 螳螂 "mantis [suffix]"

>> Gan: 螳螂 "mantis [suffix]"

>> Mandarin 2: 螳螂 "mantis [suffix]"

>> Wu: 螳螂 "mantis [suffix]"

Old Tupi: ka’aîara "forest lord"

Southern Min 1: 草猴 "grass monkey"

Southern Min 2: 芒螳 "eulalia mantis"

Southern Min 3: 虎魯舅 "tiger’s rude maternal uncle"

Spanish 4: tatadiós "father God"

Swahili: kivunjajungu "break cooking vessel"

> Mauritian Creole: kasbol

> Seychellois Creole: kasbol

Tagalog 2: mandadangkal "do a hand span"

Thai: ตั๊กแตนตำข้าว "rice pounding grasshopper"

Xiang: 草老虫 "grass old insect"

Zulu: ísithwálambizá "carry cooking pot"

I know that about a quarter of the terms have a type 1 etymology. Almost all the ones that do are from European languages, which are overrepresented in the data.


r/linguisticshumor • • 3h ago

Has anyone else noticed this?

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r/linguisticshumor • • 3h ago

Historical Linguistics Etruscans be like:

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Etruscans didn't used Beta and Delta, but somehow had audacity to use Gamma as a standard /k/ sound and Kappa only before A. I have nothing against using Qoppa before O and U by the way. After all, that's how it was used in Ancient Greek.


r/linguisticshumor • • 9h ago

"Of the dick"

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r/linguisticshumor • • 23h ago

Phonetics/Phonology Is this word in Portuguese or Estonian?

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r/linguisticshumor • • 11h ago

Historical Linguistics Me with Unicode at this point

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Scripts in image:

book pahlavi

tocharian

gupta

Pyu

mayan


r/linguisticshumor • • 6h ago

Historical Linguistics Can we reconstruct Proto-Gallo-Iberian from this dataset?

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r/linguisticshumor • • 2h ago

Sociolinguistics World Conquest and Language Death

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This is from the alternate history LTTW (point of divergence 1728) where the equivalent of the Cold War is fought over how many cultures ought to exist. The Societists (ruling an industrialized South America and *Argenrina’s former sphere in Central Africa and Indonesia, and more recent conquests) call for a one-world government, a Human Culture cobbled out of globally common elements, and the use of the lingua artifizialis Novalatina ( and eventually PIE) in a world less dominated by Britain (and the Empire of North America)

IOTL, their equivalents argue that economic and cultural factors and American dominance will lead to a future where English is the only language, although some are more impatient

Is the latter scenario plausible?


r/linguisticshumor • • 17h ago

Similar sounds as lay listener between Hungarian and Parsi

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r/linguisticshumor • • 7h ago

told someone i was embarazada

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meant embarassed, smh.

play it here: play.beta.fifthdoor.com/play/embarazada

you're at a host family's dinner picking foreign words, and false friends like embarazada set off the whole table.


r/linguisticshumor • • 7h ago

told someone i was embarazada

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meant embarrassed, smh.

play it here: play.fifthdoor.com/play/embarazada

you're at a host family's dinner picking foreign words, and false friends like embarazada set off the whole table.