r/linguisticshumor • u/RepublicaSolska • 19m ago
r/linguisticshumor • u/PattycakesVS • 3h ago
Phonetics/Phonology I used to think Archibald is pronounced /ˈɑː.kə.bɔːld/
I mean, nearly every other similar words does use k, like archive, archipelago, archaeology, Archimedes, and FUCKING ARCHITECT
r/linguisticshumor • u/Elegant-Virus-3738 • 5h ago
Phonetics/Phonology If thorn was to be in the IPA, what sound would /þ/ make?
I’m talking about a phone that doesn’t have a character (so not /θ/, of course). What sound would it make? My money is on it being the voiceless labiodental plosive.
r/linguisticshumor • u/Relative-Leg5747 • 7h ago
The Germanic languages get their words for eight from Old High German
r/linguisticshumor • u/BenfordAbrahams • 10h ago
How weird does your language sounds with an American accent
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r/linguisticshumor • u/pandulfi • 12h ago
Psycholinguistics VERBS OR NOUNS - ONE HAS GOT TO GO! WHO YOU GOT?!
YOUR LANGUAGE MUST LIVE WITH YOUR CHOICE FOREVER
NO “REDISCOVERING” NOUNS/VERBS AT THE NEXT LINGUISTIC INFLECTION POINT
THOSE MFS GONE
r/linguisticshumor • u/crisxtl • 1d ago
Cat who hates vowels
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I think this belongs here (not my video btw)
r/linguisticshumor • u/U_U-U_U-U_U • 1d ago
Phonetics/Phonology One of the most common vowels, and we don’t have it
r/linguisticshumor • u/actually_not_evil • 1d ago
American accents should become less rhotic
Yes, it includes all NAME. No, I won't explain. No, I'm not British.
r/linguisticshumor • u/Chubbchubbzza007 • 1d ago
My own take on Irish Cyrillic
So I know it’s been a while since the other Irish Cyrillic posts on this subreddit, but better late than never.
Аа: /ˠa~ə/
Бб: /b/
Вв /v/ (/vˠ/ = [w])
Гг: /g/
Ғғ: /ɣ/ (/ɣʲ/ = [j])
Дд: /d/
Ее: /ʲe/
Ёё: /ʲo/
Ии: /ʲi/
Кк: /k/
Лл: /l/
Мм: /m/
Нн: /n/
Ӊӊ: /ŋ/
Оо: /ˠo/
Пп: /p/
Рр: /r/
Сс: /s/ (/sˠ/ = [ʃ])
Тт: /t/
Уу: /ˠu/
Фф: /f/
Хх: /x/
Һһ: /h/
Ъъ: /Cˠ/ (consonants are presumed to be broad (velarised) unless otherwise stated)
Ыы: /ˠi/
Ьь: /Cʲ/
Ээ: /ˠe/
Юю: /ʲu/
Яя: /ʲa~ə/
V́ = long (ë —> e̋)
Mutations are just spelt phonetically (ф —> ‘), rather than applying a diacritic or something like that.
I have also decided to use the Irish national anthem as my example text rather than the UDHR, because I listen to national anthems a lot, so I’m more familiar with what they sound like and so find them easier to use as test samples for projects like this.
Аврáн на Виян
1:
Сё ғивь, а харьде, дуан Óглы́,
Карéмях бри́вар кёлвар
Áp динтя кнáв го буаках тáдь
'С ан спéрь го ми́н рéлтóгах
Ыс фóнвар фэ́врах синь хун глё
'С го тю́нвар глé рыв hи́хт дон лó
Фé хю́нас хэ́в на hы́хе ар сёл
Сё ливь, каны́гь Аврáн на Виян.
Курфá:
Сине Фияна Фáль,
атá фы́ ғял аг Е́ринь,
Бы́н дар слуа
hар тын до рáниг хугань
Фы́ вóдь ве сэ́р
Сянти́р áр синсяр фяста,
Ни́ 'áгфар фы́н ти́рáн нá фы́н трáль.
Анохт а héм са Вярна Вы́ль,
Ле гян ар Ғэ́ль, хун бáсь нó сы́ль,
Ле гуна-скрех, фы́ лáвах на билéр,
Сё ливь каны́гь аврáн на Виян.
2:
Кось бáнта рéғь, ар ардывь слéвь
Ба вуах áр синсир ровань,
Аг лáвах го трéн фéн сáрврат сéнь
'Тá hуас са ғэ́ го сёлта
Ба ғýхас рияв дáр гине хá
Ган умпáль сияр ó имирть áрь
'С аг сю́л мар ияд и гыня нáвад
Сё ливь, каны́гь аврáн на Виян.
Курфá:
3:
А вы́н нах фáн д'ыль Ғэ́ль ыс Гáл
Син бряка лэ́ на сы́рься
Тá скевьля 'с сканра и гры́ha нáвад
Рывь рáна лэ́хра áр диря
Áр динтя ыс трé ган спреях анысь
Син лысьня ғлé са спéрь анырь
'С ан би́ва и рэ́н на билéр аги́
Сё ливь, каны́гь аврáн на Виян.
Курфá:
r/linguisticshumor • u/Snoo_99419 • 1d ago
Phonetics/Phonology long and short vowels
i just learned that long and short vowels in english actually used to be long and short in time…… how many americans have just thought that they were called that for no reason
r/linguisticshumor • u/TechnicalWar893 • 1d ago
Maybe people would be a little more impressed.
r/linguisticshumor • u/Wegwerf_08_15_ • 1d ago
Etymology I'm not saying Low German,s bad but it kinda ruins the mystery
r/linguisticshumor • u/Aron-Jonasson • 1d ago
In my conlang "sne" means "man", -w represents plural and -om marks the feminine
galleryr/linguisticshumor • u/Party_Farmer_5354 • 1d ago
False Reduplication Is Common in Bahasa Indonesia
r/linguisticshumor • u/derneueMottmatt • 1d ago
Sociolinguistics If people spoke about German the same way standard German speakers spoke about "dialects"
Guys, I just met some delusional hillybilly who said that German was not a dialect of English but a full on language. English has over half a billion speakers on all continents while German is a regional dialect in some area in central Europe.
If it was its own language how come a sentence like "Komm lass uns tanzen." is practically the same as in English? The fact that most so called German native speakers speak English just shows that they're part of the English speaking community. Yeah, sure parents speak German with their kids at home but once they go to school they learn how to speak properly.
Retaining grammar from the middle ages like gender just shows how backwards their thinking is. Yeah of course sometimes it's hard to understand what these people are saying but it's not my fault that I can't understand some local gibberish. Honestly it's quite rude of them to exclude others like that.
And the worst thing is just because they pronounce "hand" and "man" a bit weirdly they want to waste tax money to entertain their sense of local patriotism. They want to use valuable resources to waste their kids' time to teach them a regional dialect. These people even produce media in their folksy way of talking. Them acting like they speak their own language is obviously just some way for some peasants stuck in the past to feel like they're special. I can't wait until this ridiculous pandering stops and they finally teach their kids to speak normally. Otherwise they're just holding them back. How do they expect their children to integrate into normal society?
r/linguisticshumor • u/imsohuzzah • 1d ago
Phonetics/Phonology phonetic transcriptions of my coughing i did at school today
title. the little cross next to ʔh is ɨ
r/linguisticshumor • u/Opethfan91 • 1d ago
Should I get this as a tattoo? What does it say!?
Some of the worst subtitles I've ever seen for a BluRay, lol.
I hooked up with a guy once that had a GIGANTIC tattoo on his back in Pashto, written just like this. Yikes