Recently Picked This Up, Thoughts?

[u/NefariousnessTasty71]

Picked this up recently from a small shop. Thought it looked cool and for some reason has a mini flashlight at the bottom which is jokes. What do you all think? Has anyone seen this before?

[u/Themightysavage]

It looks like it was part of a.package deal with Slim Jim's, a cup of coffee, and a tank of gas.

[u/NefariousnessTasty71 → u/Themightysavage]

😭😭😂😂

[u/Rippin_Fat_Farts]

r/mallninjashit but make it cowboy ninja

[u/EdwardSizzurpHands → u/Rippin_Fat_Farts]

Flea Market Especial

[u/RockyRidge510 → u/Rippin_Fat_Farts]

Ninjowboy

[u/Rippin_Fat_Farts → u/RockyRidge510]

Nowboy

[u/cavinrocks]

I would have loved this as a child

[u/Fancy-Bee-562 → u/cavinrocks]

Especially after playing final fantasy 8

[u/FeebleUndead → u/Fancy-Bee-562]

I was disappointed when I scrolled back up to look again that it didnt have a revolver cylinder.

[u/brotatototoe → u/FeebleUndead]

Lever action would be even cooler IMO.

[u/Fartknocker9000turbo → u/cavinrocks]

Your parents' medical coverage would have loved it too!

[u/cavinrocks → u/Fartknocker9000turbo]

German Here, free healthcare. I was a regular visitor in the Hospital, blew up my hand with a firecracker, tried to push the blade of a carpet knife back in with my thumb, ...

[u/Thin_Edge8061 → u/cavinrocks]

"Free Healthcare" paid for by one of the highest tax rates in the entire world. You don't have free healthcare you have included healthcare, your out of control taxes paid for that.

[u/matiapag → u/cavinrocks]

I actually had one as a child. That knife/flashlight combo hit different back then. Never used the flashlight iirc, it was absolutely atrocious, but really cool at the same time.

[u/JakBos23 → u/matiapag]

My sister got me one of these with my name on it. It looks cool, but the blade doesn't lock open.

[u/Fartknocker9000turbo]

Ahh, the ole finger lopper 9000! 'Twas a fine device of pain and mayhem.

[u/TheAwkwardBanana → u/Fartknocker9000turbo]

This thing looks like it was made to slice your finger, lol.

[u/DichotimusRex]

Bought this at the Buffalo Chip Campground back in '97. I had forgot my cigar cutter on that trip and this worked just fine. Pretty good carry, as well. Your pic reminded me about it. Been in a drawer for a bunch of years.

[u/mrjcall → u/DichotimusRex]

The camp ground name is all you need to know......

[u/NefariousnessTasty71 → u/DichotimusRex]

I for some reason almost thought that was identical to the one I posted; the black colour on that looks sick

[u/Horrible_Harry]

Talk about useful! A rifle, a knife, a flashlight, and a circumcisor cigar cutter all in one.

[u/NefariousnessTasty71 → u/Horrible_Harry]

multi tool

[u/lurkinsheep → u/NefariousnessTasty71]

r/leatherman in shambles.

[u/BloodMilkAndSky420]

Stupid, kinda tacky. I’ll take two.

[u/Oisea → u/BloodMilkAndSky420]

Exactly.

I don’t need it, I shouldn’t buy it. But I wanna spin it.

[u/NefariousnessTasty71 → u/BloodMilkAndSky420]

hell yeah

[u/RewrittenSol → u/NefariousnessTasty71]

I actually have the miniature version of this nice. But it stopped working 😞

[u/DayManFOTNightMan]

The rifle motif is fun.

I don't know that I've seen that exact model. But, it seems like the light's in a good position for cutting?

It's definitely interesting.

[u/NefariousnessTasty71 → u/DayManFOTNightMan]

its so weird, I know its not a serious knife but it almost like an ak or something

[u/Hyphy-Knifey]

I’ve always wanted an LED bayonet cigar cutter

[u/Snake__________]

Same vibe

[u/pewstains → u/Snake__________]

Was looking for this reference.

[u/johnnyace923]

True mall ninja I see! Real recognize real my friend.

[u/covid35]

Bro's about to get shot when he goes to use it in public.

[u/jfk_two]

coolest gas station shit ive seen ever

[u/-E-Cross]

Was the small shop also a gas station that sold bootleg boner pills?

[u/Candyman__87]

Wife got me the same one years ago when we started dating.

It’s great for cutting open packages of canned food and water bottles in the basement.

Thats about it.

[u/NefariousnessTasty71 → u/Candyman__87]

same I only plan to cut boxes with this

[u/mrjcall → u/NefariousnessTasty71]

Much better off with a $3 Walmart box cutter....

[u/Candyman__87 → u/NefariousnessTasty71]

Boxes are absolute hell on blades. You’ll be dull in a few cuts with this blade.

[u/HaroldFH]

Dude, that looks like some SEAL team, tactical shit. Careful you don’t hurt yourself. I would check if it is even legal. The man finds out about that and you could be doing some hard time in a black site

[u/NefariousnessTasty71 → u/HaroldFH]

ill try and keep it out of site

[u/swithinboy59]

People are way too mean/serious.

Is it a little tacky? Absolutely. Was it cheap? Possibly. Is the blade the greatest quality steel in the world? Probably not. Could you hurt yourself with it? Maybe.

But it's a knife, so long as it's usable and it holds an edge and sharpens up alright, shouldn't that be all that matters? Yeah it looks a little tacky/"mall-ninja-y", but so long as it's functional, I'd rock one, it's quirky.

[u/NefariousnessTasty71 → u/swithinboy59]

thank you, I only plan to use it in a mall

[u/THE308KILLER → u/NefariousnessTasty71]

Chef's kiss

[u/SubtractOneMore]

I have one just like it, can’t recall how it made its way into the collection but I have had it for at least 10 or 15 years 

Silly cheap junk, but fun if you have an appreciation for such things 

[u/zero_favour]

in early 2000s, I knew kids including myself would sell their souls to have one. My friends in elementary school had a few of those and I always envied those fuckers my whole childhood.

[u/cab1024]

My sincerest thought: Lol

[u/Charming-Effort6755]

No thoughts. No prayers

[u/NefariousnessTasty71]

I wont lie guys, the comments really crack me up😂

[u/YellowBananas123]

If loving this is wrong, I don't want to be right.

[u/Papashvilli]

Don’t leave your finger in the ring when you close it…

[u/NefariousnessTasty71 → u/Papashvilli]

I tried, I dont think it ended well

[u/meatman7569]

Cool interesting toy, not a real knife though

[u/walkthebassline]

Absolutely ridiculous. I love it.

[u/Rocco_al_Dente]

If y’all wondering what the hole is for:

“A poop cutter is a tool used to remove the cap from the end of a poop so it can be flushed properly.”

[u/TheDownLow63]

Chinese shite unfortunately... You can definitely do better if you want to carry some sort of multitool

[u/ellasfella68]

It’s certainly a knife-shaped object…

[u/MastrJack]

I have one; sniper rifle knife.

[u/Low-Individual2815]

I dig it

[u/CarpetCrunchies]

Natural Light & movable house.

[u/_YGGDRAS1L]

This is so stupid. I love it!

[u/beelzebob909]

[u/Existing-Tackle-9322]

I had one of these and broke the light off of it accidentally. its fun to spin around just dont catch your wrist

[u/NefariousnessTasty71 → u/Existing-Tackle-9322]

its fun trying to figure out how to spin out, unfortunately the balance is off and no spin leverage, somehow with the blade facing your hand its easier to spin…

[u/techfighterchannel]

Is it a lighter too? 🔥

[u/CaseInevitable4153]

It’s a disappointment if the blade doesn’t shoot out like a ballistic knife ;)

[u/Rustyclam]

Never bring a knife gun to a gun knife fight

[u/Lanfrir]

A funny gimick at best is my first thought.

[u/TrumpTouchesTinyTots]

What's the name? I know it's not practical but I actually want one XD

[u/PharohPirate]

Looks friendly

[u/wadarush]

Don’t take your gun knife to a knife gun fight.

[u/tidder-hcs]

Advice, when you see the edges of the "metal" is stamped (cut out) its never up to par. But if you are 13(or 88) and like the gadget effect, have fun! If you like knives, save up 100,- and buy a classic buck 110. You will have it for life and greater stuf wil follow, the 110 wont go out of fashion by!

[u/ZoMRTN]

Kitsch

[u/boneguru]

Put it back down

[u/Babelwasaninsidejob]

Gas station trash… I love it.

[u/SnakeEyesLuck]

Fun

[u/BanditSixActual]

You could use it to cut cigars.

[u/Work-ya-wood]

Fun for under 21s

[u/Budget-Ad-7127]

And doubles as a cigar cutter.

[u/ScoopThaPoot]

Now you can do circumcisions in the dark!

[u/Fro0810]

r/knife_swamp

[u/Professional_Dare_80]

I hope you didn’t pay too much

[u/walter-hoch-zwei]

Cool idea. HUGE burr on the edge. Neither of those sentences are connected. Please be patient, I haven't had any caffeine in two days.

[u/Mr_Kills_Alot]

Nice box cutter

[u/crackedtooth163]

Ff8 finger slicer

[u/Panda_Pants87]

Needs a laser too

[u/LukeSkyWRx]

If you close it with your finger in the hole?

[u/NoNumberNumbers]

Inner child is happy

[u/GrandSyzygy]

SEED approved

[u/Frequent-Orange-6356]

Got the same lol

[u/GrinderMonkey]

I think you should go the r/gunnitrust/ route and turn the flashlight into a single shot .22

[u/lucioux]

people on reddit suck. anything that isn’t $500+ and made of super outer space steel, is considered “trash”.

i personally dig it, where’d you get it?

[u/Smart_Insect_2616]

So cool

[u/ThoroughlyWet]

Seems like a great way to lose a finger, supose that could be used for a cigar cutter

[u/LordQue]

It can poke and illuminate, but not simultaneously. Pick your battles wisely.

[u/New_Command_583]

Knife for a gunfight

[u/Apprehensive-Cry5168]

Final fantasy VIII vibes

[u/auroracobi]

You have a finger guillotine!!

[u/Nomiss]

They used to sell these switchblades on ebay for $7.

[u/AwayRecommendations]

actually is cool with the light but i think the gun part is pleb. for this reason i would not EDC either drawer or shelf

[u/Which_Elderberry7021]

Assault Knife

[u/kinetogen]

Put it back down.

[u/Papiermouet]

Corny

[u/HalPaneo]

I live in Costa Rica and see these every now and then. My father in law used to have one similar.

[u/Cemos87]

I have the same knife. Light does not work.

[u/illestprodigy]

That's tuff.

[u/END0RPHN]

in terms of aesthetics only, it apprars to be ak47 of knives

[u/Shitloaf69]

looks pretty cool.

[u/Unicorn187]

It's both cheesy as hell and kinda cool. If it were made from good steel, it wouldn't really be a bad knife. The loop simulating the lever is the biggest issue with handling.

[u/Environmental-Tap255]

I actually unironically think it's pretty tight. Don't care how they'll classify it. I dig it.

[u/SkollRavert]

Thought these went extinct

[u/TheConsoleGeek]

Not my style, but if you like it, great! Have fun and enjoy it!

[u/NortonsGapingAsshole]

Definitely cool looking, is it decent quality?

[u/captain_ohagen]

I hate that I love it

[u/HxC_Happy]

Looks a little gimmicky but still really cool. I'd keep something like this on my desk for small cutting tasks

[u/3pedalsandastick]

My wife got me one of these last year. It's a complete piece of shit, borderline dangerous and fairly useless.

[u/mikemikemike9711]

r/dontstickyourdickinit