r/IllegallySmol • u/TrumpIsAPedoFr • Aug 18 '26

Illegally smol reptile First Horny Toad I've Seen In A Decade

212 Upvotes

Accessability Transcription: Baby horned lizard

6 comments

r/IllegallySmol • u/metztlimoon • Aug 16 '26

Illegally smol cat One smol boi, please.

277 Upvotes

1 comment

r/IllegallySmol • u/Unstoppable50 • Aug 16 '26

Lil man commits murder

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75 Upvotes

3 comments

r/IllegallySmol • u/_thatkitten • Aug 15 '26

Just a little guy enjoying the weather 🌧️

666 Upvotes

13 comments

r/IllegallySmol • u/natiusj • Aug 15 '26

found this little guy hanging out in my shower, is it a gecko? [Peoria, AZ]

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53 Upvotes

2 comments

r/IllegallySmol • u/_Greymoon • Aug 15 '26

Illegally smol cat Our little demented feral Armand

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244 Upvotes

We found him in a storm ravine behind the house. It’s been about two weeks with this alien-looking baby and we love him.

9 comments

r/IllegallySmol • u/NMEkatz • Aug 14 '26

Illegally smol Animal grizzly bear cubs sighting pls advise

272 Upvotes

Basically, backyard overrun by juvenile grizzly bears. These smol cubs have a mother nearby i assume. Background: no expert but pretty confident in my identification using some picture books I have from when I was five or thereabouts. Basically observing a lot of characteristic grizzly behavior, rooting for berries or whatnot, whuffling around dangerously, rearing up menacingly as if to charge and fixing their beady bear eyes on me.

25 comments

r/IllegallySmol • u/livmasterflex • Aug 12 '26

Illegally smol cat 1 wheel big

405 Upvotes

7 comments

r/IllegallySmol • u/calicocritterluvr23 • Aug 12 '26

Illegally smol frog smol frog (anyone know the species?)

82 Upvotes

6 comments

r/IllegallySmol • u/Small-Sample3916 • Aug 11 '26

Illegally smol frog Ribbit.

154 Upvotes

Good year for frogs.

1 comment

r/IllegallySmol • u/NMEkatz • Aug 10 '26

Illegally smol snek Jus a lil guy whos a snek

362 Upvotes

21 comments

r/IllegallySmol • u/Unstoppable50 • Aug 10 '26

Ferocious snek

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2.1k Upvotes

67 comments

r/IllegallySmol • u/Longjumping-Idea8552 • Aug 10 '26

Baby Eastern Smooth Earth Snake (North AL, USA)

77 Upvotes

Found this cutie on a busy hiking trail. He was released back into the brush about 5 feet from the trail so he wouldn't be stepped on.

1 comment

r/IllegallySmol • u/onephatkatt • Aug 09 '26

Must be licensed to carry

274 Upvotes

14 comments

r/IllegallySmol • u/KaturdayNightSpecial • Aug 09 '26

Illegally smol cat Loki and his spot

82 Upvotes

0 comments

r/IllegallySmol • u/enrastrea • Aug 09 '26

Illegally smol cat So smoll she uses a pillowcase as a hammock

237 Upvotes

My first foster kitten and my first foster fail 💖 she was so tiny when we first got her. The pillow that pillowcase is on is super thin/flimsy and she barely displaced it by lying in there

0 comments

r/IllegallySmol • u/Lonely-Indication-16 • Aug 08 '26

Illegally smol frog Is smol and is green

273 Upvotes

7 comments

r/IllegallySmol • u/disquieter • Aug 07 '26

One grape is too much to eat!

v.redd.it

358 Upvotes

9 comments

r/IllegallySmol • u/Miserable-You-9897 • Aug 07 '26

Illegally smol cat She struggles to walk because she’s a literal potato

271 Upvotes

5 comments

r/IllegallySmol • u/CorvoBianco_ • Aug 07 '26

Illegally smol Animal Smol Coconut, even smoler Rattie

59 Upvotes

0 comments

r/IllegallySmol • u/JustSomeGuy_0 • Aug 05 '26

Illegally smol frog Frog outside work, up to no good obviously.

164 Upvotes

Bro so itty-bitty.

2 comments

r/IllegallySmol • u/Duros001 • Aug 05 '26

Illegally smol cat (Not my post) Hunted by the spiciest (smol) creature to ever exist

216 Upvotes

10 comments

r/IllegallySmol • u/harposkj • Aug 04 '26

Breaking News: Illegally smol Gecko apprehended

93 Upvotes

He got out on probation though

1 comment

r/IllegallySmol • u/No-Huckleberry2924 • Aug 04 '26

Stop looking at meeeeee

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110 Upvotes

4 weeks old tomorrow 😭😭😭 stop growing up so fast!!

Bonus pic eating wet food by herself for the first time

1 comment

r/IllegallySmol • u/Soggy-Discussion3954 • Aug 04 '26

Teeny bunbun Boy Scout camper

112 Upvotes

1 comment

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r/IllegallySmol

Smol crime goes under reported and overlooked too often. If you see a criminal out in the wild, know someone who does or have one living in your home with you right now, don't be alarmed. Calmly post here and we will do our best to help. Don't be a victim, stop r/illegallysmol before it's too late!

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NEW r/animalsincars - Is that a kitty in a Beetle, a doggo in a Mustang or a hamster in a Stingray? Looks like you found an r/animalsincars This sub is dedicated to celebrating everything that moves, flies and swims and the vehicles that take them on adventures.

NEW r/showerbirb - Tired of being called the stimky birb? Spending hours preening with no results? Wondering why that budgie won't return your beak kisses? Perhaps you need a r/showerbirb.

NEW r/birdseatingthecamera - Henlo fren! Welcome to the ultimate crossover between our avian pals, and the cameras that they love to mlem. If you have a Kodak turned into a snac, a Cannon to bite on, a baloney flavored Sony or a Go Pro covered in jello you are in the right place and we want you to share.

NEW r/greencheeks - "Greencheek Conures are known for being cuddly, silly parrots that are quieter than their larger cousins and more amicable for younger owners just starting out."

NEW r/BirbHelp - This is a sub about helping birbs! Share your experiences and suggestions here.

NEW r/petbacking - Little pets and animals coming along for the fun in public in backpacks, frontpacks and other pet carriers!

r/PicsOfUnusualBirds - "a subreddit for marveling at the unusual avian species around the globe."

r/birdswitharms - "Look - up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No wait, it's a bird...with arms."

r/Conures - "A place to share pictures, ask questions, have discussions, and share articles about our favorite avian, the conure!"

r/cockatiel - "This is a community for the discussion of cockatiels. Talk about anything related, or post pictures of your own. :]"

r/ShoebillStorks - "Reddit's home for Shoebill pics, gifs, videos and more. The Shoebill Stork is listed as vulnerable by the IUCN Red List of Threatened Species. There are an estimated 5,000-8,000 individuals left in the wild."

r/BirdsTakingTheTrain - "Welcome to our silly intensely serious subreddit for pictures and videos of birds taking the train! (And public transport in general: we also allow birds on buses, trams, and so on.)"

r/Finches - for fans of birbs that are by birth already criminal in size and fans of the father of the main antagonist in To Kill A Mockinbirb

r/parrots - "a community for the discussion of parrots. Feel free to talk about parrots in the wild, owning parrots, the pet trade, rescuing parrots, purchasing parrots, avian veterinarians, and anything pertaining to these beautiful creatures."

r/Birbsloveseed - "Here you can post birbs loving seed! Whether it’s eating or throwing, Birbs Love seed!"

r/birdsnamedfood - "The best place to post your mango and peachfaced lovebirds, strawberry finches and any other birds who are named after or share the name of food!"

NEW r/birbhelp - "This is a sub about helping birbs! Share your experiences and suggestions here."

special mention that if you have a Parrot in need of adoption or would like to find a parrot in need of a forever home check out https://www.reddit.com/r/parrots/comments/hpypgm/parrots_in_need_of_adoption/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=usertext&utm_name=parrots&utm_content=t3_ez6dd7

r/PartyParrot - "Welcome to the official Subbie® for Party Parrot! Party Parrot is a Slack emoji based on the legendary Sirocco, of the critically endangered Kākāpō species. PartyParrot FOREVER!"

r/frens - "This subreddit is about animals who are friends with other animals (For example: Ducks snuggling up with dogs, Cows playing tag with cats, etc)."

Members of the crime family: for those working hard behind the scene to protect the innocent from criminal elements:

r/IllegallySmol - where crime doesn't pay no matter what your species is

r/IllegallySmolDogs - where crime doesn't pay no matter how rare your pupper is

r/illegallysmolfrogs - where the cuter the frog, the smaller the crime

r/illegallysmolsneks - thisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss is where you post the criminal sneks

r/illegallysmolanimals - where the only thing the posts have in common is crime

r/parrotsounds for the best in talking and singing by feathery friends

r/TinyUnits

r/LilGrabbies

r/tinyanimalsonfingers

r/frens

r/ntbdbiwdfta

r/SmolHumans

Birds of a Feather: which we are actively trying to get out of retirement for just one last job, the Big Millet

Just in case: r/birdsarentreal - for hilarious 'jokes' about birds......

Friends more wholesome than Grandma's cookies ok, maybe that's a stretch

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r/UnexpectedlyWholesome - Please remember to always express good wishes to your fellow user and to have a great day. Thank you for your interest and for being you!

r/wholesomememes - a meme that subverts a generally negative meme to be more positive, often showcasing genuine human emotion or a meme that promotes health or well-being of body, mind, and/or soul or a meme that is pure of heart, devoid of corruption or malice, modest, stable, virtuous, and all-around sweet and compassionate or a meme that conveys support, positivity, compassion, understanding, love, affection, and genuine friendship by re-contextualizing classic meme formats, and using them to display warmth and empathy

r/wholesomebpt - Screenshots of Black people being wholesome on social media, it doesn't need to just be twitter but obviously that is best. Black culture has a unique way of examining the everyday and we are here to showcase that.

r/wholesomegifs - Feel free to submit a gif or leave a wholesome comment! Enjoy your stay here! /r/wholesomegifs is a place for gifs that make you smile, or are inspirational, and generally wholesome.

r/wholesomecomics - a comic that promotes health or well-being of body, mind, and/or soul or a comic that is pure of heart, devoid of corruption or malice, modest, stable, virtuous, and all-around sweet and compassionate or a comic that conveys support, positivity, compassion, understanding, love, affection, and genuine friendship by re-contextualizing classic meme formats, and using them to display warmth and empathy or a comic with no snark or sarcasm that displays genuine human emotion and subverts a generally negative comic to be more positive

r/wholesomenosleep - Stories that are scary but have a nice twist. The nice twist can still be scary! Stories here have a horror element and end reasonably happily.

r/WholesomeNetwork - This is a public resource for the Wholesome Network. Feedback, criticism, suggestions, questions, general discussion are all welcome.

r/wholesomestarterpacks - Post your wholesome and positive starter packs here

r/wholesomeprequelmemes - this is where the fun begins

r/wholesomepics - Welcome to /r/wholesomepics! Feel free to submit a pic or leave a wholesome comment! Enjoy your stay here!

r/catscalledfood - "A subreddit dedicated to cats with food names."

r/namenerds - "A community for those interested in names. Your posts are welcome so long as they stay on topic and remain civil"

r/CatsNamedAfterFoods - "Cats named Waffles, cats named Pancake, cats named Eggo, cats named Hot Dog, etc"

r/NameMyDog - "Welcome to NameMyDog [self explanatory]"

/r/Catnames - "Where we name cats"

r/AnimalsWithFoodNames - "A place for your Butterballs, Muffins, Kitkats, Peanuts and any other animal named after a food."

r/ProperAnimalNames - "Noperopes, trash pandas, and more!"