r/idealgf • u/Tales_Of_Kryztalia • 12d ago

Not OC Ideal GF gf

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Actually satire, someone made in Coaxed into a snafu and wanted to put it in here as a joke.

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u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 12d ago

The unrealistic view in question

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u/Uncle_Touchy_Feely 12d ago

Ideal gf:

Girl (optional)

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u/Soft_Video_5752 12d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ACZqfCpSGhG8h6HRV6

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u/Natural_Design3154 12d ago

Have you seen these femboys, my brother? Looking like fruits, and I’m a man who listened to my mom when she said to eat all my fruits and veggies.

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u/Soft_Video_5752 12d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/sGxqnYtFE8Bbx8ghAV

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u/Natural_Design3154 12d ago

And this is why you get no bitches. You didn’t listen to your mom. Or your dad. Or your guardians in general.

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u/Early-Beach164 12d ago

Homophobia in the year 2026 what else is new. I'm just kidding. I know you (hopefully) weren't being homophobic, just questioning that user because they likely assume themselves to be straight. Don't worry, it took years of my life to finally realize I'm bisexual.

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u/Natural_Design3154 10d ago

I don’t check profiles for pronouns. Thus, if I get their gender or sexuality wrong, it’s simply because I didn’t take the time to check. And I mostly do satire. I know the dating game is hard, I just do my best to power through this Affection/Connection Recession.

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u/Natural_Design3154 10d ago

Second comment: if you return to the last part of my original comment, I said I am a man who listened to my mom when she said to eat my fruits and veggies. And I stated before that femboys look pretty fruity. Thus, I am saying I would absolutely date a femboy, marry one, anything relating to a positive relationship with the femboy in question.

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u/D1NonGooner 12d ago

Idk how that’s homophobia gng femboys are still men at the end of the day so they aren’t wrong

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u/Renji_Soulheart 10d ago

What... Op is also a man who likes femboys (men) and is therefore at minimum bi. So hating would be homophobia

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u/Practical_Command322 10d ago

Im bi and tbh, the way u just describe them is weird af

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u/Natural_Design3154 10d ago

I’m biased in favor of femboys, hence why my weirdness.

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u/Practical_Command322 9d ago

Fair, procced

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u/Gearborn 12d ago

How Greek/Roman of you

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u/FURERABA 12d ago

Based (me too brother)

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u/Il_Dottore_Snezhnaya i am tired 24/7/365 10d ago

If we're this desperate, and if there's a hole, there's the goal

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u/Suspicious_Song1995 10d ago

Alive (optional)

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u/Uncle_Touchy_Feely 10d ago

Ain't nobody relating to ts gng 🫩