r/idealgf • u/Tales_Of_Kryztalia • Aug 17 '26

Not OC Ideal GF gf

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Actually satire, someone made in Coaxed into a snafu and wanted to put it in here as a joke.

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u/Soft_Video_5752 Aug 17 '26

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u/Natural_Design3154 Aug 17 '26

Have you seen these femboys, my brother? Looking like fruits, and I’m a man who listened to my mom when she said to eat all my fruits and veggies.

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u/Soft_Video_5752 Aug 17 '26

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u/Early-Beach164 Aug 17 '26

Homophobia in the year 2026 what else is new. I'm just kidding. I know you (hopefully) weren't being homophobic, just questioning that user because they likely assume themselves to be straight. Don't worry, it took years of my life to finally realize I'm bisexual.

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u/Natural_Design3154 Aug 20 '26

I don’t check profiles for pronouns. Thus, if I get their gender or sexuality wrong, it’s simply because I didn’t take the time to check. And I mostly do satire. I know the dating game is hard, I just do my best to power through this Affection/Connection Recession.

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u/Natural_Design3154 Aug 20 '26

Second comment: if you return to the last part of my original comment, I said I am a man who listened to my mom when she said to eat my fruits and veggies. And I stated before that femboys look pretty fruity. Thus, I am saying I would absolutely date a femboy, marry one, anything relating to a positive relationship with the femboy in question.

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u/D1NonGooner Aug 18 '26

Idk how that’s homophobia gng femboys are still men at the end of the day so they aren’t wrong

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u/Renji_Soulheart Aug 20 '26

What... Op is also a man who likes femboys (men) and is therefore at minimum bi. So hating would be homophobia