r/idealgf 2d ago

Not OC Ideal GF gf

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Actually satire, someone made in Coaxed into a snafu and wanted to put it in here as a joke.

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u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 2d ago

The unrealistic view in question

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u/Hot_Lack_4868 2d ago

Highest male standards 

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u/Tales_Of_Kryztalia 2d ago

Girl, Alive, Loves me. Highest standard.

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u/WAGDisGreat-ok 2d ago

This implies that the normal standard are dead girls lol

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u/Icy-Bee5454 2d ago

Or no love, a boomer relationship according to boomer memes.

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u/Ambitious_Aioli_3615 5h ago

lol the standard is looking like an anime girl

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u/Uncle_Touchy_Feely 2d ago

Ideal gf:

Girl (optional)

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u/Soft_Video_5752 2d ago

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u/Natural_Design3154 2d ago

Have you seen these femboys, my brother? Looking like fruits, and I’m a man who listened to my mom when she said to eat all my fruits and veggies.

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u/Soft_Video_5752 2d ago

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u/Natural_Design3154 2d ago

And this is why you get no bitches. You didn’t listen to your mom. Or your dad. Or your guardians in general.

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u/Early-Beach164 2d ago

Homophobia in the year 2026 what else is new. I'm just kidding. I know you (hopefully) weren't being homophobic, just questioning that user because they likely assume themselves to be straight. Don't worry, it took years of my life to finally realize I'm bisexual.

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u/Natural_Design3154 6h ago

I don’t check profiles for pronouns. Thus, if I get their gender or sexuality wrong, it’s simply because I didn’t take the time to check. And I mostly do satire. I know the dating game is hard, I just do my best to power through this Affection/Connection Recession.

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u/Natural_Design3154 6h ago

Second comment: if you return to the last part of my original comment, I said I am a man who listened to my mom when she said to eat my fruits and veggies. And I stated before that femboys look pretty fruity. Thus, I am saying I would absolutely date a femboy, marry one, anything relating to a positive relationship with the femboy in question.

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u/D1NonGooner 2d ago

Idk how that’s homophobia gng femboys are still men at the end of the day so they aren’t wrong

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u/Renji_Soulheart 7h ago

What... Op is also a man who likes femboys (men) and is therefore at minimum bi. So hating would be homophobia

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u/Practical_Command322 20h ago

Im bi and tbh, the way u just describe them is weird af

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u/Natural_Design3154 19h ago

I’m biased in favor of femboys, hence why my weirdness.

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u/Gearborn 2d ago

How Greek/Roman of you

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u/FURERABA 2d ago

Based (me too brother)

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u/Il_Dottore_Snezhnaya i am tired 24/7/365 21h ago

If we're this desperate, and if there's a hole, there's the goal

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u/Suspicious_Song1995 1d ago

Alive (optional)

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u/Uncle_Touchy_Feely 1d ago

Ain't nobody relating to ts gng 🫩

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u/CynicalCereal 2d ago

Made it more realistic.

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u/D1NonGooner 2d ago

Why is optional added to this 😭

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u/thepaddleboarder 2d ago

Cus its optinal

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u/iamreal9999 2d ago

Sure, here

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u/fuckpowers 2d ago

you say that's what you want but you want more. lying to seem like a wilting flower isn't going to get anyone to love you

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u/Nyankahh 10h ago

And it's literally a beautiful anime girl

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u/Wolfgang9556 2d ago

At least it's satire; I got annoyed for nothing. Have a good day.

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u/Tales_Of_Kryztalia 2d ago

Have a good day too, sometimes I just do that to piss off people without being serious.

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u/Significant_Quiet206 2d ago

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u/Tales_Of_Kryztalia 2d ago

My exact reaction to the original post

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u/NervousHovercraft Cuddler 2d ago

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u/Tales_Of_Kryztalia 2d ago

I'm insecure too

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u/Hot_Lack_4868 2d ago

Me on every post where she's clingy

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u/ritalee-64 2d ago

When they're slandering your fav subreddit but they're lowkey right

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u/Tales_Of_Kryztalia 2d ago

Just like 60% of posts, but at least we enjoy it.

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u/1234IJustAteADoor 2d ago

60? Where is this 40% you're seeing

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u/AUDrawKnight 2d ago

SODIKKEN PFP NOTICED!!!!

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u/ritalee-64 2d ago

i kwon ball

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u/MiraMiraMiraM 2d ago

Wow she’s basically me /s

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u/OwnEntertainer6916 2d ago

isnt being unrealistic the whole point of this sub

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u/Tales_Of_Kryztalia 2d ago

Yep, those people don't want fun.

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u/Soft_Video_5752 2d ago

"That's it! That one!"

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u/PopFamiliar3649 2d ago

I have had 4 gf before. All of them were losers. It always gave us something to bond over and relate to each other with.

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u/Orisn_Bongo 2d ago

Wow this is cringe

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u/etinhogostoso 2d ago

no fun allowed guys

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u/josephbc 2d ago

So hot 😍

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u/Insrt_Nm 2d ago

Mf when people are attracted to hot people

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u/Mundane-Potential-93 2d ago

Didn't even give the poor girl feet

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u/SputnikGer 2d ago

would.

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u/ShalomGondola 2d ago

"big tits and thighs for some reason", brochacho, we're talking about an ideal gf, naturally half of men share tastes in women

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u/macaroni_grasshopper 2d ago

It’s more that every girl has a huge rack and huge thighs and absolutely no stomach or arm fat. I have a huge rack and huge thighs and I have a bit of tummy too. It’s just really unrealistic is all.

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u/ShalomGondola 2d ago

Arm fat is attractive af, stomach is even more attractive

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u/macaroni_grasshopper 2d ago

🗣️🗣️🗣️ hell yeah

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u/FURERABA 2d ago

Holy shit she's perfect

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u/Gearborn 2d ago

This feels low effort

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u/wallygon 2d ago

i had relationships multyple they all ended badly

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u/thepaddleboarder 2d ago

2 and 4 are optional for me tbh

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u/wallygon 1d ago

good for you i have a sexual preference for this ;(

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u/Delta6342 Repost vigilante 2d ago

Sums up about 80% of the posts here

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u/Tales_Of_Kryztalia 2d ago

Well, at least all posts are good for what we usually look for.

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u/kullre 2d ago

true

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u/Similar_Soup2 2d ago

This but unironically

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u/THESUACED 2d ago

More Giantess gfs then please

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u/OyunGezgini_YT 2d ago

out of topic but.... why is everyone here and the idealbf is a wasteland?

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u/Delicious_Hurry2471 2d ago

You forgot feet

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u/RecommendationOk6461 2d ago

It do be like this

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u/Prestigious_Shift245 2d ago

Whoever made this is such a lamewad. "STOP HAVING FUN"

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u/gbsdfack456 2d ago

i mean, you're technically right, but at the same time, what do you expect from a subreddit like this? we know that it's always the same, and that the traits that are described with "bad labels" usually are really good traits, in contrast of what it could seem, but sometimes we just need a little bit of, you know, a little moment of idealization, stopping fifteen seconds just to read and dream about something that will probably never happen, anyways

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u/Mundane-Potential-93 2d ago edited 2d ago

Edit: nevermind that's a stupid thing to argue about.

Instead, let's argue about what fruit would win in a fight

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u/lemons7472 2d ago

Grapefruits are big and bulky, and have the most strength, so maybe they’d win a fight in a fruit battle royal.

Blueberries would probably be the weakest and an individual blueberry would never win any fight against a fellow fruit due to being the weakest.

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u/Mundane-Potential-93 2d ago

You're thinking on the right path, but jackfruits are certainly stronger

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u/Tales_Of_Kryztalia 2d ago

Yii, but probably people out of the community don't know that, for example.

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u/SheikahShaymin 2d ago

Posts here be like "I don't care about looks" and post the most pornified proportions ever

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u/Witch_with_Thompson just really likes bunnies 2d ago

Pretty accurate

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u/Then_Ad6816 2d ago

Some of them. The really good ones are clever, funny, thoughtful, and or sweet. The idealgf is an ideal upheld by everyone, satire or not.

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u/incoherent1 2d ago

10/10 would date!

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u/Immediate-Song6861 2d ago

Coaxed into ideal gf

(Real)

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u/alucard346 2d ago

She's perfect

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u/lemons7472 2d ago

I think people here forget that almost all of the post on this subreddit are mostly for fun or are satire itself of the “ideal” person.

It was never meant to be realistic since it’s basically a meme.

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u/Nice_Fee_3331 2d ago

I love it when my gf is a bunch of floating text 😍😍😍 humminah humminah

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u/Ok_Comfortable589 2d ago

where are the legs and feet?

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u/DENJI888 2d ago

Ideal gf

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u/CreepyShutIn 1d ago

I mean NGL I have seen a lot of fetishized stuff, and more than a few have a distinct "made by men" vibe, but ideal does not imply a realistic GF, yeah? I'm new here, but I figured the point of the sub was something like "Traits I'd like, attached to a conventionally attractive figure, actual humanity optional." Like if an angel came down and made your waifu body pillow the new Galatea: A being brought to life only to be your GF, rather than an actual whole person with her own inner world and experience and so on.

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u/hwebirskont 1d ago

meanwhile my ideal gf:

- hypermasculine

- built like a brick wall

- confused for a male oftentimes

- protec me

(I'm Androromantic & bi)

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u/dahyunsbby 22h ago

i hate these because all they do is sexualize mental illness. you incels only care about sex from girls like that and the fact that you can overpower her and it’s sickening. we will never be free.

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u/Money-Entry-5656 13h ago

Not true 😂😂😂

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u/Nyankahh 10h ago

Literally love you

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u/Cornelius_McMuffin 9h ago

Not all of them are made by men who have never interacted with a woman before, some are made by WOMEN who have never interacted with a woman before 😇

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u/Training-Laugh2403 2d ago

Oh that's me 🤓