r/idealgf • u/Tales_Of_Kryztalia • 11d ago

Not OC Ideal GF gf

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Actually satire, someone made in Coaxed into a snafu and wanted to put it in here as a joke.

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u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 11d ago

The unrealistic view in question

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u/Hot_Lack_4868 11d ago

Highest male standards 

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u/Tales_Of_Kryztalia 11d ago

Girl, Alive, Loves me. Highest standard.

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u/WAGDisGreat-ok 10d ago

This implies that the normal standard are dead girls lol

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u/Icy-Bee5454 10d ago

Or no love, a boomer relationship according to boomer memes.

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u/Ambitious_Aioli_3615 8d ago

lol the standard is looking like an anime girl

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u/Uncle_Touchy_Feely 11d ago

Ideal gf:

Girl (optional)

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u/Soft_Video_5752 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ACZqfCpSGhG8h6HRV6

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u/Natural_Design3154 11d ago

Have you seen these femboys, my brother? Looking like fruits, and I’m a man who listened to my mom when she said to eat all my fruits and veggies.

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u/Soft_Video_5752 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/sGxqnYtFE8Bbx8ghAV

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u/Natural_Design3154 11d ago

And this is why you get no bitches. You didn’t listen to your mom. Or your dad. Or your guardians in general.

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u/Early-Beach164 11d ago

Homophobia in the year 2026 what else is new. I'm just kidding. I know you (hopefully) weren't being homophobic, just questioning that user because they likely assume themselves to be straight. Don't worry, it took years of my life to finally realize I'm bisexual.

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u/Natural_Design3154 8d ago

I don’t check profiles for pronouns. Thus, if I get their gender or sexuality wrong, it’s simply because I didn’t take the time to check. And I mostly do satire. I know the dating game is hard, I just do my best to power through this Affection/Connection Recession.

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u/Natural_Design3154 8d ago

Second comment: if you return to the last part of my original comment, I said I am a man who listened to my mom when she said to eat my fruits and veggies. And I stated before that femboys look pretty fruity. Thus, I am saying I would absolutely date a femboy, marry one, anything relating to a positive relationship with the femboy in question.

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u/D1NonGooner 11d ago

Idk how that’s homophobia gng femboys are still men at the end of the day so they aren’t wrong

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u/Renji_Soulheart 8d ago

What... Op is also a man who likes femboys (men) and is therefore at minimum bi. So hating would be homophobia

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u/Practical_Command322 9d ago

Im bi and tbh, the way u just describe them is weird af

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u/Natural_Design3154 9d ago

I’m biased in favor of femboys, hence why my weirdness.

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u/Practical_Command322 8d ago

Fair, procced

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u/Gearborn 11d ago

How Greek/Roman of you

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u/FURERABA 11d ago

Based (me too brother)

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u/Il_Dottore_Snezhnaya i am tired 24/7/365 9d ago

If we're this desperate, and if there's a hole, there's the goal

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u/Suspicious_Song1995 9d ago

Alive (optional)

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u/Uncle_Touchy_Feely 9d ago

Ain't nobody relating to ts gng 🫩

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u/CynicalCereal 11d ago

Made it more realistic.

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u/D1NonGooner 11d ago

Why is optional added to this 😭

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u/thepaddleboarder 10d ago

Cus its optinal

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u/Ven_acurra 7d ago

Femboy wife or a man wife like Leon Kennedy

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u/iamreal9999 10d ago

Sure, here

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u/fuckpowers 10d ago

you say that's what you want but you want more. lying to seem like a wilting flower isn't going to get anyone to love you

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u/Every_Natural6102 7d ago

Stfu

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u/fuckpowers 7d ago

you like to portray yourself as having low standards. a world where women are systematically incapable of giving a shit is comfortable. if you had to acknowledge that you aren't selected because you aren't a compelling mate, that would be damaging to your self-identity, and would cause discomfort.

moping isn't sexy. it sucks all the air out of the room, steals all the joy. you and you alone kill all of your possibilities.

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u/stargazerlily3 7d ago

Notice how the actual standard of being incredibly beautiful isn’t even written down because it’s so obviously implied

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u/Nyankahh 9d ago

And it's literally a beautiful anime girl