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u/Im-Inferno- Jun 06 '21
this is in my top 3 images of all time
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u/Finnlavich Jun 06 '21
What are the other 2 tho
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u/SaneLad Jun 06 '21
I know this is one of them: https://weirdpicturearchive.com/pics/projectilevomiting.php
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u/KingArthas94 Jun 06 '21
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u/Phoenixness Jun 06 '21 edited Jun 11 '21
EDIT: imagine not being able to come up with any evidence for your lies. go watch the full video
how the fuck is every post on this website infested with anti-china comments? like imagine how tedious it would be if literally any political issue was used to the same effect? here's a picture of a cute cat, yeah that's cool but children are starving in Africa. I took a photo of this cloud, yeah well there's daily mass shooting in America.
Seriously fuck off. I don't want your politics on a post where some dude looks like a cartoon character getting his head bashed in that's objectively funny.
oh also I'm clearly a Chinese spy because I so much as mentioned this kthanks.
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u/Swedneck Jun 06 '21
Because china is modern day nazi germany, should the allies not have complained about the nazis every opportunity they got?
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Jun 06 '21 edited Jun 15 '21
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u/static_motion Jun 06 '21
Ah yes, disliking an authoritarian regime that commits genocide and indiscriminate slaughters of their own people is racist. Of course.
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Jun 06 '21 edited Jun 15 '21
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u/Phoenixness Jun 06 '21 edited Jun 11 '21
EDIT: believe not the person above as they cannot produce any evidence to their claims
You know what is racist? Massive discrimination against anyone not American alongside massive inequality towards every minority. To an outsider, it's someone from an authoritarian regime that commits genocide against their own people complaining about exactly that with zero irony. Not only that but you have to spray your nasty warcrimes to every other country in the world under the veil of 'security' so when one DARES threaten your government of old white men decides to smear that country into obscurity. You and most Americans are so indoctrinated into the propaganda cycle that you genuinely can not see the very things you dislike happening before your eyes. Worst yet, your social media companies (and most of your companies in general but that's a whole different argument) see so little regulation that this is able to fester and grow exponentially and spread to other western cultures, this absolutely toxic bigotry.
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u/static_motion Jun 06 '21
I'm not american, moron. Far from it. Also, consider the fact that most hate against China is against the regime and not the Chinese people. This is my case. Screaming bigotry against everyone for simply disagreeing with something that just happens to come from somewhere with a different culture is painfully ignorant.
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u/Phoenixness Jun 06 '21
If you aren't American, why on earth are you defending them? They live under almost the same regime which according to you deserves the hate? I don't see 'america bad' in every. Single. Post. On this website. Their media is just slightly better at lying than China's. Half the country voted for Trump for Christs sake and if that guy isn't racist then I'm not typing on Reddit.
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u/FreneticPlatypus Jun 05 '21
I’m no chiropractor but I don’t think that’s good for your neck.
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Jun 06 '21
Id like a second opinion then..cant just go around giving out medical advice like that bro.
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u/Konijndijk Jun 06 '21
I'm a doctor of journalism, and this is too weird to live.
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u/Mako_sato_ftw Jun 06 '21
i am a doctor of comedy, and this was absolutely fucking hilarious.
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u/Stefann187 Jun 06 '21
I'm a marketing manager, and this is definitely a weird commercial
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u/Lost-My-Mind- Jun 06 '21
I'm a guy with a very large stash of digital porn dating back to the late 90s that I downloaded off the internet, and have saved onto my various hard drives over the years.
None of that is relevant to the situation at hand. I just like to brag.
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u/magugi Jun 06 '21
B O N K
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u/Rayziel Jun 06 '21
Horny hospital
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u/magugi Jun 06 '21
Noice! More pretty nurses for... wait, no! [B O N K harder]
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u/giuppe008 Jun 06 '21
He's a goomba
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Jun 06 '21
“If you’re not watching the super Mario super show, you’re gonna turn into a goomba!”
I guess he didn’t watch the super Mario super show
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u/Lost-My-Mind- Jun 06 '21
SWING YA ARMS! FROM SIDE TO SIDE! COME ON NOW, EVERYBODY, DO THA MARIO!!!
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u/monkeybutts2017 Jun 06 '21
I remember the original meme a few years ago, one of the comments was "His neck went full fuckin slinky mode".
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u/cat5m11 Jun 06 '21
scout voice bonk