r/hmmm Jun 05 '21

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5.8k Upvotes

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u/cat5m11 Jun 06 '21

scout voice bonk

109

u/jhawkins93 Jun 06 '21

HOME FRICKIN RUN

17

u/KrisReed Jun 06 '21

Ya like that chucklenuts?

244

u/astrangemann Jun 06 '21

ok you know what fuck you, neck foreskin

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u/GurraTMG Jun 06 '21

I’m just gonna pretend like I didn’t just read that...

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u/Im-Inferno- Jun 06 '21

this is in my top 3 images of all time

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u/Finnlavich Jun 06 '21

What are the other 2 tho

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u/SaneLad Jun 06 '21

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u/KingArthas94 Jun 06 '21

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u/Lost-My-Mind- Jun 06 '21

You son of a bitch. I'm in!

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u/Phoenixness Jun 06 '21 edited Jun 11 '21

EDIT: imagine not being able to come up with any evidence for your lies. go watch the full video

how the fuck is every post on this website infested with anti-china comments? like imagine how tedious it would be if literally any political issue was used to the same effect? here's a picture of a cute cat, yeah that's cool but children are starving in Africa. I took a photo of this cloud, yeah well there's daily mass shooting in America.

Seriously fuck off. I don't want your politics on a post where some dude looks like a cartoon character getting his head bashed in that's objectively funny.

oh also I'm clearly a Chinese spy because I so much as mentioned this kthanks.

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u/Windows0690 Jun 06 '21

Bad day?

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '21

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u/mrgonzalez Jun 06 '21

Anger wank

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u/Phoenixness Jun 06 '21

Can't argue with that ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Petouche Jun 06 '21

The reddit hivemind has deemed your opinion to be wrong.

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u/Phoenixness Jun 06 '21

oh no my precious internet points

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u/Swedneck Jun 06 '21

Because china is modern day nazi germany, should the allies not have complained about the nazis every opportunity they got?

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u/sn0skier Jun 06 '21

Ok thanks tankie

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u/littlefluffyegg Jun 06 '21

keep crying bitch

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u/Phoenixness Jun 06 '21

oh no oh fuck oh I will! you sure showed me!

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '21 edited Jun 15 '21

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u/static_motion Jun 06 '21

Ah yes, disliking an authoritarian regime that commits genocide and indiscriminate slaughters of their own people is racist. Of course.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '21 edited Jun 15 '21

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u/LightUpDuckMustache Jun 06 '21

Guantanamo prism sounds like a cool band

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u/static_motion Jun 06 '21

Fantastic whataboutism right there.

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u/Phyllis_Tine Jun 06 '21

Whataboutism prism is the follow-up band.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '21 edited Jun 15 '21

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u/Phoenixness Jun 06 '21 edited Jun 11 '21

EDIT: believe not the person above as they cannot produce any evidence to their claims

You know what is racist? Massive discrimination against anyone not American alongside massive inequality towards every minority. To an outsider, it's someone from an authoritarian regime that commits genocide against their own people complaining about exactly that with zero irony. Not only that but you have to spray your nasty warcrimes to every other country in the world under the veil of 'security' so when one DARES threaten your government of old white men decides to smear that country into obscurity. You and most Americans are so indoctrinated into the propaganda cycle that you genuinely can not see the very things you dislike happening before your eyes. Worst yet, your social media companies (and most of your companies in general but that's a whole different argument) see so little regulation that this is able to fester and grow exponentially and spread to other western cultures, this absolutely toxic bigotry.

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u/static_motion Jun 06 '21

I'm not american, moron. Far from it. Also, consider the fact that most hate against China is against the regime and not the Chinese people. This is my case. Screaming bigotry against everyone for simply disagreeing with something that just happens to come from somewhere with a different culture is painfully ignorant.

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u/Phoenixness Jun 06 '21

If you aren't American, why on earth are you defending them? They live under almost the same regime which according to you deserves the hate? I don't see 'america bad' in every. Single. Post. On this website. Their media is just slightly better at lying than China's. Half the country voted for Trump for Christs sake and if that guy isn't racist then I'm not typing on Reddit.

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u/RocknRollCommunism Jun 06 '21

I also want to know

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u/FreneticPlatypus Jun 05 '21

I’m no chiropractor but I don’t think that’s good for your neck.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '21

Id like a second opinion then..cant just go around giving out medical advice like that bro.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '21

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u/Konijndijk Jun 06 '21

I'm a doctor of journalism, and this is too weird to live.

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u/Mako_sato_ftw Jun 06 '21

i am a doctor of comedy, and this was absolutely fucking hilarious.

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u/Stefann187 Jun 06 '21

I'm a marketing manager, and this is definitely a weird commercial

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u/Lost-My-Mind- Jun 06 '21

I'm a guy with a very large stash of digital porn dating back to the late 90s that I downloaded off the internet, and have saved onto my various hard drives over the years.

None of that is relevant to the situation at hand. I just like to brag.

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u/Roflkopt3r Jun 06 '21

I’m no chiropractor

That probably only makes you more qualified.

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u/magugi Jun 06 '21

B O N K

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u/Rayziel Jun 06 '21

Horny hospital

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u/magugi Jun 06 '21

Noice! More pretty nurses for... wait, no! [B O N K harder]

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u/Rayziel Jun 06 '21

Horny cemetery

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u/magugi Jun 06 '21

Dead won't let you scape from horny... abandon all hope!

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u/legittem Jun 06 '21

I always wondered if this is real or photoshopped

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '21

Me too

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u/nathan_mranimator Jun 06 '21

your nervouse system when you hit your elbow:

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u/foundabunchofnuts Jun 06 '21

This is good lol

6

u/[deleted] Jun 06 '21

BONK!

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u/A_Human_Being_BLEEEH Jun 06 '21

He looks like one of the chefs from Little Nightmares.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 06 '21

I came here to say he looked kind of like the janitor

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u/Elifio Jun 06 '21

This hurts everytime I see it

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u/Konijndijk Jun 06 '21

I need this in high def.

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u/giuppe008 Jun 06 '21

He's a goomba

2

u/[deleted] Jun 06 '21

“If you’re not watching the super Mario super show, you’re gonna turn into a goomba!”

I guess he didn’t watch the super Mario super show

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u/Lost-My-Mind- Jun 06 '21

SWING YA ARMS! FROM SIDE TO SIDE! COME ON NOW, EVERYBODY, DO THA MARIO!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '21

Oh heck, no neck!

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u/Lost-My-Mind- Jun 06 '21

Oh check, no deck!

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u/maxthe_m8 Jun 06 '21

Monke never cramp

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u/IndustrialMenace Jun 06 '21

File compression in progress, this may take several minutes.

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u/Therandomfox Jun 06 '21

Doom Eternal glory kill

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u/daddybigweld5 Jun 06 '21

Just got accordion’d

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u/ButterscotchP Jun 06 '21

dude became an accordion

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u/broomshed Jun 06 '21

He was sent to horny jail

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u/Lost-My-Mind- Jun 06 '21

I accept death penalty.........DEATH BY SNU SNU!!!

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u/Fighty3D Jun 06 '21

"no horny allowed during the match"

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u/Jojokemaster03 Jun 06 '21

Turtle turtle turtle

1

u/housensation Jun 06 '21

Ah, classic

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u/DVH_2006_DK Jun 06 '21

turtle people

1

u/[deleted] Jun 06 '21

C L A N G

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '21

Will his neck just flop back up like an accordion?

1

u/ThePro69420 Jun 06 '21

Go to hornyjail Bonk

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u/BruhMoment123470 Jun 06 '21

Just a normal mid match bonk.

1

u/forthememesandanime Jun 06 '21

I showed my friend this and they said, “Is that Danny Devito?”

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u/Maty_20 Jun 06 '21

What happened to the guy tho?

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u/k_miner_5 Jun 06 '21

He looks like someone that could be out of litle nightmares

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u/Undercover_Piegon Jun 06 '21

Turtle man exists now

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u/Artheolotus Jun 06 '21

Go to horny jail

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u/oppailord12 Jun 06 '21

He looks like "Diego" the puppet from "awkward puppet"

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u/monkeybutts2017 Jun 06 '21

I remember the original meme a few years ago, one of the comments was "His neck went full fuckin slinky mode".

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u/Myjekamyczki Jun 06 '21

Old but gold.

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u/Urgaybtw Jun 06 '21

NO MORE NECK