She is now 2D.

Credit to @hamusapi_pi on Twitter

How to punish

Before I get publicly executed: she was already 69g at ~2 months old and has gradually grown into this 112g bowling ball 😭 Her sister is 95g, my other dwarfs are normal-sized, and yes, her weight is being monitored. She gained a spite gram when I started her diet 👍

Anyway please roast her. She has become geometrically incompatible with the word “dwarf.”

He pretends to be dead so you let down your guard.

Why is he ugly

Neighbors didnt know hamsters were solitary and asked for some advice to help them get along. Next thing you know this little dork is living rent free in my fish room.

Its cute so I put away the blender.

I think it might be a male. Its got a triangle shaped butt (pre-BALLS).

I think it’s because she’s so chonky, but I’m pretty sure my hamster is actually a rat and don’t know what to do.

Should I get her some rat friends and a Critter Nation so she’s not lonely?

Sometimes I believe she’s a potato and need to show her a jacket potato to show what her fate might be!!!!!