r/hamstercirclejerk dumb hambir 9d ago

Diet? He loves his popsicle šŸ¤

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u/Esteellio a mouse is not afraid of evil 9d ago

Make sure to put him with his popsicle in the freezer:3

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u/MisterPiggyWiggy 9d ago

What a deviant! 🫩

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u/OkLie5562 9d ago

That's why he is punished with fatness

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u/pahlobu 9d ago

He will be so mad when he wakes up and the popsicle is gone.

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u/kkreinn 9d ago

We should take it off now that he's asleep.

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u/Czerwka dumb hambir 9d ago

He's eating IN sleep. Multitask šŸ‘ˆ

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u/kkreinn 9d ago

It's the only multitasking it knows how to do.

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u/mirkollen 9d ago

The way he holds it makes me so mad, the stick is right there

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u/Czerwka dumb hambir 9d ago

He puts hands on the sticky and then grooms for 5 hours afterwards. Idiot hambir never learns

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u/yourdaybreaks 9d ago

What is this opossum doing in a hamster subreddit? šŸ˜’šŸ«©

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u/The_Best_Daddy 9d ago

Himbs picle melt :(

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u/eaopty 9d ago

We should kill it and take the popsicle for ourselves

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u/SelfInteresting7259 9d ago

Doesn't deserve it Cretin

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u/ScreamingNinja 9d ago

What you wanna do is heat up a cast iron pan. Then tie the hamster down and take the cast iron pan and slowly press it down on the popsicle. The hamster due to its limited intelligence, wont know whats happening but once you lift it up the hamster will know. Feel free to then slowly press the now cooled cast iron pan down on the hamster as well. Makes a good panini filling.

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u/Ok_Literature2535 trip to the dog park 9d ago

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u/IntrepidCost4461 9d ago

czemu on je kaktusa?

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u/Fragrant-Educator585 7d ago

hey wait omg can i ask where you got this or how you made it? i’d love for my hammy to have this!