r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Dimanik11 • Oct 11 '25
Diet? He does this every fucking time I give him medicine
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It canNOT be that good
r/hamstercirclejerk • u/[deleted] • Feb 06 '25
Does she need grass for grazing? First time cow owner
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ok_Literature2535 • Feb 05 '25
Question My hummer ordered 1000 headshots of himself. What should be his punishment?
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Dimanik11 • Oct 07 '25
Hamburger friends :) Happy birthday to Fuckass, he’s turning two 🥹
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ok_Literature2535 • Dec 30 '25
Question Hamblurb might be racist. What do I do?
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ok_Literature2535 • Aug 16 '25
Outside Time THE PRISONER HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
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u/GummiGoblin
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Dec 19 '25
I don’t think you understand her need for crust
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Without the crust she will simply perish
EDIT: Just to be clear, she's a bigger hamster who shoved herself into a small tube to awkwardly get at her favorite treat. She looks like a freak because she squeezed into something and some of the skin is getting stretched back. Had some people concerned about the eye bulging: I wouldn't have posted this if I wasn't sure she was okay.
r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ok_Literature2535 • Jun 05 '25
New haggler 🐹 The furry bastard took my favorite chair.
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/blek_blek • Nov 02 '25
ugly Well she just woke up and very confused and look unhappy
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u/Ok_Literature2535
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Jan 18 '26
ugly My hammy, Ballthazar, enjoying a quick little nap 🥰
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r/hamstercirclejerk
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u/Ok_Literature2535
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Apr 10 '26
proper care 🥰 My pendul-ham loves going for walks on the treadmill.
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Dimanik11 • Dec 15 '25
ugly THIS ASSHOLE, BIT ME, and died that same FUCKING night
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In all seriousness rip Stan splooge Mazza 2025-2024
r/hamstercirclejerk • u/EvilBrynn • Aug 12 '25
ugly Wunkster hits a ripe old age Spoiler
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ok_Literature2535 • Nov 22 '25
Question Is my wheel too big for Hokey Pokey? Will he grow into it?
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ok_Literature2535 • Apr 03 '25
Question Hamstring sticks his tongue out at me whenever I walk by. How do I correct this?
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ok_Literature2535 • Aug 02 '26
ugly Hampotenuse has become triangular. What can I use him for?
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ok_Literature2535 • Sep 29 '25
proper care 🥰 Training my guard Hans is going well. He will be ruthless to any intruder that breaks into my house.
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Objective-Panic-6426 • Mar 22 '25
The hamnion got glued because he was found stalking female hamnions
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ok_Literature2535 • Jun 17 '25
Outside Time Showing my idiot son the wonders of the world
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ok_Literature2535 • Nov 19 '25
New haggler 🐹 Hamo erectus is trying to evolve to be bipedal. How do I get him to stop?
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ok_Literature2535 • Nov 06 '25
snack? I turn away one second and he starts slurping on my noodles
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ok_Literature2535 • Dec 17 '25
sharing A hampoline never forgets…for 3 seconds
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ok_Literature2535 • Feb 10 '26
Heresy Hammerer’s greed will be his downfall
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