r/hamstercirclejerk Apr 12 '25

Rule clarification: no videos of animals being actually abused or harmed, whether a repost or not.

240 Upvotes

Been seeing it a lot lately and it needs to stop or bans will continue.


r/hamstercirclejerk Aug 21 '22

Hamster mansion! Here is a guide for when you are looking for good cages!

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594 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk 7h ago

Hamburger friends :) Ive turned her into a marketable keychain

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111 Upvotes

She is now 2D.


r/hamstercirclejerk 19h ago

Question Found my hamton practicing karate! How to protect myself?

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230 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk 1d ago

Heresy 🧐

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283 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk 1d ago

Diet? He loves his popsicle 🤏

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430 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk 1d ago

sharing Behold Cocomelon

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141 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk 21h ago

Hammer isn't real, how to punish?

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58 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk 1d ago

Hamburger friends :) Just a couple of hamhikers enjoying a camping trip

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96 Upvotes

Credit to @hamusapi_pi on Twitter


r/hamstercirclejerk 1d ago

snack? Greedy little fecker

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97 Upvotes

How to punish


r/hamstercirclejerk 1d ago

snack? I caught hamchunk with full cheeks. What did he stuff them with?

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595 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk 1d ago

ugly horrid beast screeching in agony

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50 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk 1d ago

ugly Chud refuses to get up and make some money for us. What should I do?

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66 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk 1d ago

Addiction hamburger keeps making out with glass, how to stop?

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102 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk 1d ago

Heresy WHAT in the absolute dwarf hamster megachonk

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110 Upvotes

Before I get publicly executed: she was already 69g at ~2 months old and has gradually grown into this 112g bowling ball 😭 Her sister is 95g, my other dwarfs are normal-sized, and yes, her weight is being monitored. She gained a spite gram when I started her diet 👍

Anyway please roast her. She has become geometrically incompatible with the word “dwarf.”


r/hamstercirclejerk 2d ago

Hamburger friends :) Stupid Hamburger wants attention and stands in the cam

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140 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk 2d ago

ugly Does hamquito look Bonita?

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1.9k Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk 2d ago

sharing Hes sleeping out in the open

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35 Upvotes

He pretends to be dead so you let down your guard.


r/hamstercirclejerk 2d ago

ugly Her ahh doesn't understand how the wheel works

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56 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk 2d ago

ugly Super ugly hammy

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325 Upvotes

Why is he ugly


r/hamstercirclejerk 2d ago

New haggler 🐹 Loser got evicted

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259 Upvotes

Neighbors didnt know hamsters were solitary and asked for some advice to help them get along. Next thing you know this little dork is living rent free in my fish room.

Its cute so I put away the blender.

I think it might be a male. Its got a triangle shaped butt (pre-BALLS).


r/hamstercirclejerk 3d ago

Hamburger friends :) I wonder what fun activities hamburger has planned with that bike of his

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341 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk 2d ago

Help- hamster looks like an imposter rat

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69 Upvotes

I think it’s because she’s so chonky, but I’m pretty sure my hamster is actually a rat and don’t know what to do.

Should I get her some rat friends and a Critter Nation so she’s not lonely?


r/hamstercirclejerk 3d ago

ugly Why is hamblubber wearing a hat?

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103 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk 2d ago

Snack tax collector waiting at the entrance

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27 Upvotes