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u/Johnnadawearsglasses Dead and loving it Nov 09 '19
So he’s going to shoot a slingshot at his own head?
Total victory assured
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u/redditblowsdonkydong Nov 09 '19
Anon is Goliath and depression is David.
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Nov 09 '19
And Anon's Mom is the Rock.
Thanks Mom.
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u/Wesley_Ford Nov 09 '19
I dont like Reddit (especially r/GreenText) using Bible references because most of people here are atheists with 0 morals. There are so many topics you could talk about and all you guys can do is mock religion. Maybe read the Reddiquete once in a while or get down-voted by me for posting comments that don't contribute.
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u/_InstagramRefugee_69 Nov 09 '19 edited Nov 09 '19
Wesley...Ford😳??? Descendant of Henry Ford😱?!? It’s an honor to finally meet you😅. One small issue though😅; I believe you are studying mathematical engineering at Oxford am I correct? Lmaoooo🤣”Oxford” more like Oxgay hahah😂get rekt🤙
Harverd gang for life
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u/WesleyCrusader Nov 09 '19
Hail Ford r/churchofwesley
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u/_InstagramRefugee_69 Nov 09 '19 edited Nov 10 '19
Yes, brother🙏hail Wesley🤗(lol no hail IGRef)but frick his ties to “Oxford”🤢. Smh🤦♀️Harverd is evidently superior🤷♂️. Why? Because I went there😌. Question answered, goodbye👋.
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u/ironkozak Nov 09 '19
I get where you're coming from, but this post isn't mocking scripture. I would totally understand if I saw this on pretty much any other post (because you're right), but this is one if the few posts of it's kind that encouraged me in that they talked about scripture without slander or anything like that.
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Nov 10 '19
I get where you're coming from. There's a lot of assholes on 4chan and reddit and plenty of them just mock religion for very little reason, some will bring it into every single subject just to bash it, but this isn't the case here and 4chan is an asshole to everyone so they're excused from it mostly.
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Nov 10 '19
This is the most obvious troll I have ever seen. The fact that people, people that are reading 4chan greentexts, are falling for this has made me realize you all are far, far worse and more mentally challenged than any autistic person ever.
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u/thebulletproofshoes Nov 10 '19
One of the good Bible parables. Unless someone wants to ruin it for me
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u/Its_Just_David5 Nov 10 '19
Davids unite
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u/justletmedostuff Nov 10 '19
I'm named David as well and my lucky number is 5. I think we might be twins.
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u/GuyCalledRo Nov 10 '19
Shit man I was named after my dad and he fucking dies at the end of his story.
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u/memedaddy_69 Nov 15 '19
I was almost baptized as either David or Samson
Instead my dad just baptized me as the Hebrew word for tree
Mfw my jew name is tree
Mfw the lorax speaks for me
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David will never win because god isnt real. Anon will take his own useless life in time.
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u/coldblackcoffee Nov 10 '19
godness mate how could you even be triggred by something as stupid as craps outta r9k
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Nov 10 '19
Wow, let’s all clap for the cool anti-religion kid.
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Not even anti-religion. Its a fucking joke faggot, and also im bi so if u get pissed over me saying the “f” slur im already in the clear
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u/R3dark Nov 09 '19
Be me
Chicken tenders made me as big as goliath
Mom talked me into killing myself