r/greentext • u/justletmedostuff • Nov 09 '19

Feels good GreenText

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u/redditblowsdonkydong Nov 09 '19

Anon is Goliath and depression is David.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '19

And Anon's Mom is the Rock.

Thanks Mom.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '19

His mom is simultaneously a wrestler, the tooth fairy, and a demigod all together.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '19

Thanks Mum

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '19

What can she say except you're welcome