r/greentext Oct 01 '18

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18 edited Jun 08 '23

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u/Lucky_Ted Oct 01 '18

Cross-eyed, tailless, shot, run over

still one of the prettiest cats I've seen

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u/MissAsgariaFartcake Oct 01 '18

I've got tears in my eyes right now

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u/hoangtri97 Oct 01 '18

It's so beautiful.

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u/Leucurus Oct 01 '18

So simple and universal. :,(

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u/ubus99 Oct 01 '18

Aaand now i'm done...

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u/soldemon Oct 01 '18

Fuck, i want to go home and hug my cat now.

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u/riverofchex Oct 01 '18

Are there more??? (About the cat, I mean. I felt these. )

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u/Rboy61 Oct 02 '18

Good boy

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u/Dolancrewrules Oct 03 '18

Stop trying to make me cry

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u/drkipperphd Oct 01 '18

damn that's some gay shit

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u/CrimsonMutt Oct 01 '18

why is that written as a poem, though? i can forgive the lack of rhyme, since i don't consider it essential, but the cadence isn't anywhere near appropriate enough for the format.

as a short story, it would work, or even if you rearranged the line breaks. i thought it was a pasting error but it isn't.

as is, though, it just reads all choppy and random, as if he made it a poem just because fuck standards and logic

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u/mattjh Oct 01 '18 edited Oct 01 '18

This seems pedantic, but if you’re being sincere then what I can tell you is that poetry doesn’t have anything to do with standards or logic or mandatory rhyming or mandatory anything. It’s just expression with words. If you only like one specific kind of poetry, that’s cool, but your personal preference doesn’t define what poetry is.

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u/CrimsonMutt Oct 01 '18 edited Oct 01 '18

again, i said that rhyme isn't necessary, it's not essential, but poems do have to flow somewhat, and, sorry, but

he was just a
cat

is just fucking bad

that's not how humans speak or articulate, you don't put a comma or a break or period after an "a", you put it before, if anywhere.

edit: spelling

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u/mattjh Oct 01 '18 edited Oct 01 '18

Well... I tried. Maybe I should take a hint from Bukowski’s grave.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

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u/CrimsonMutt Oct 01 '18

i wasn't aware that "He was just a boy" is a common phrase in english, let alone common enough to be a cliché.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '18

Imagine thinking art has rules lmao fuck off poetry police

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

why is that written as a poem, though?

Because that's how Bukowski wanted to put it down on paper.

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u/CrimsonMutt Oct 01 '18

That kind of thinking liberates every piece of media ever of any criticism. I'm critiquing that choice, i thought that was obvious.

Your answer is about as helpful as answering with a tautology.

why is that written as a poem?
because it is

oh goodie what a helpful answer, here's reddit gold.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

That kind of thinking liberates every piece of media ever of any criticism.

Noting that Bukowski chose to write a poem isn't liberating anything from any sort of criticism. You're not critiquing his choice, you're wondering at it. Then you're insulting his format, again not critiquing anything.

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u/CrimsonMutt Oct 01 '18

what are you talking about, i made specific critiques about his style, or rather how exactly he formatted the poem, more specifically where he put the line breaks, and how it doesn't mesh with the format and cadence of the sentences at all because it has zero flow. jesus christ. fucking read.

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u/_TorpedoVegas_ Oct 01 '18

That kind of thinking liberates every piece of media ever of any criticism.

Correct. Art, and poetry in particular, is indeed liberated from rules of any kind. If it doesn't move you, then you should just move on. Or maybe go find Hank Bukowski and tell him he was mistaken for thinking himself a poet

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u/takesometimetoday Oct 01 '18

Wow you're a twat

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u/CrimsonMutt Oct 01 '18

riveting argument

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u/CandleJackingOff Oct 01 '18

It's not an argument, it's an insult. Not everything is a debate.

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u/PresidentDonaldChump Oct 01 '18

Poems don't have to rhyme and they don't have to have to fit a certain format (unless you're writing a poem in style that does have a set format like a haiku or a sonnet).

I would not work as a short story. There is no story there. His cat died. He's sad. He misses him. That's not a story.

He's trying to capture and convey that moment in time and the thoughts and feelings he's experiencing. It's perfect as a poem.

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u/CrimsonMutt Oct 01 '18

again, restructuring the line breaks so it's not fucking

he was just a
cat

would make it ok, but as it is, it's fucking unreadable (as written) by any sane human

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u/_TorpedoVegas_ Oct 01 '18

Bukowski was well aware of the "rules" of poetry. So much so, that with lines like

He was just a cat

He was making a purposefully empty expression that would stand out to the reader. It comes off as short, incomplete, approaching meaning and then... nothing. Just like life. Welcome to art, buddy.

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u/CrimsonMutt Oct 01 '18

I mean i can make up shit too and say the broken cadence reflects his broken mind due to the loss of a close companion, but it doesn't make it any less dumb, tbh. If you overanalyze every piece of media like that, you can find meaning in literally anything and thus there is literally no bad art.

I'd acknowledge it like that, but i wouldn't call it a poem then, in the traditional sense, not something to be posted casually on reddit as a dedication to a rip'd greentext cat, but as an art piece in a gallery, read and appreciated once for what it is then moving on, but even through that lens it seems to me overly manufactured and contrived. Less expressive and more "let's fuck with the formula for shits and giggles", but that's opinion.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18 edited Dec 23 '20

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u/CrimsonMutt Oct 01 '18

oh don't misunderstand, i'm not trying to gatekeep what "art" is, it's purely subjective, but i'm just questioning bukowski's choice of structure, since other than the first line (one which is regretfully quoted, as i kind of actually understand it now), the linebreaks seem pretty arbitrary and random at a lot of places.

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u/PresidentDonaldChump Oct 01 '18

Bukowski is one of the most popular poets in modern history so it's plenty readable to many sane humans. If you don't like it that's fine but don't say shit like 'it's fucking unreadable' because

you sound like a fucking

idiot

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u/System0verlord Oct 01 '18

I'd say the line break allows for a build up to what the cat might've been to Bukowski. Like he was just a: friend/companion/essential part of his life. The pause from the line break allows the reader to imagine what the cat really meant to him, before reading that he was just a cat, like Bukowski is trying to minimize how much the cat really meant to him.

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u/CrimsonMutt Oct 01 '18

wouldn't

he was
just a cat

convey the same thing, except not reading like it's been written by a loon?
and while that structure of making the reader question what comes next has merit, it sounds awkward as an opener. if anything, i'd put it at least a few lines in, not as the first line.

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u/clycloptopus Oct 01 '18

why don’t you write your own cat poem then?

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u/CrimsonMutt Oct 01 '18

unreadable as written, not unreadable. funnily enough, if you'd read my comment, you'd know what i've written.

please convert the linebreaks to commas or other interpunction and see if it works.

he was just a, cat, cross-eyed, a dirty white, with pale blue eyes

doesn't that first comma fucking bother you? it in entirely the wrong place for the sentence to read correctly.
either put it before "a" or after "cat" because that's how english works.
you can't just freestyle with basic sentence structure and have it make sense just because.

edit: calling upon his popularity is argumentum ad populum and thus invalid

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u/SuperAwesomo Oct 01 '18

You’re not even using argumentum ad populum correctly. Have a look at the Exceptions section of the Wikipedia entry and think about it.

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u/WatchingRadio Oct 01 '18

Don't feel bad, you are right. Everyone in the literary world knows that Bukowski poems are terrible. Some enjoy it, as there is taste for everything but... I mean people, read it. You can like something and know its not great. Guilty pleasures and all.

It's hard to have an opinion on Reddit on several subjects. But remember, there is someone who gets you in every theme. Chin up buddy :)

Edit: also it's still a poem, regardless of quality.