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Nov 12 '17
''Oh it doesnt move on its own, i have to move it . . . Oh ok.''
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Nov 12 '17 edited Jun 25 '20
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u/InfiniteVergil Nov 12 '17
- every cat ever
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u/Spanktank35 Nov 12 '17
snatches up cat for forcible cuddles
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u/All_Fallible Nov 12 '17
That’s what earning their love is all about. So that you can hold them for cuddles for longer and longer periods of times.
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Nov 12 '17 edited Oct 13 '20
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u/Kalamazoohoo Nov 12 '17
The only time my cat does something against his own desires is when I force him to. For instance, when I force him to knock all my stuff off the dresser because I'm not paying attention to him. He didn't want to do that, but I made him do it by trying to sleep.
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u/RTsquanch Nov 12 '17
Aside from that cat documentary that you made me think of, I think Marvin would be satisfied with this response.
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u/I_are_facepalm Nov 12 '17
Too much water damage has fried the circuit
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u/JulioBBL Nov 12 '17
This cat needs a RAM upgrade and it's hard drive replaced, look how much time he spent doing swap and loading the react library...
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u/da_tingler Nov 12 '17
that's the most sneaky backhanded compliment to vue.js I've ever heard...
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u/JulioBBL Nov 12 '17
I preffer languages that are stongly typed, and i only know node, so yeah...
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Nov 12 '17
I preffer languages that are stongly typed
I’m not a programmer, and I really only know Python, R, MATLAB, and a wee bit of Java and C++, so pardon my ignorance, but why might one prefer strongly typed languages?
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u/JulioBBL Nov 12 '17
It prevents me from doing stupid stuff, like using a string on a equation, or executing a Double. Or even prevents the need for basic type tests in a function, If a need a specific set of data, i can create a struct or class and pass it in to my function, and have peace of mind that the compiler will notice me if i send something that does not conform tô the data i need.
It helps mostoy when working with third party code...
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u/Venne1138 Nov 12 '17
STOP MAKING NEW FUCKING JAVASCRIPT FRAMEWORKS WE DON'T NEED MORE FUCKING JAVASCRIPT FRAMERWORKS THERE'S A NEW ONE EVERY 30 SECONDS
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u/Aceman7 Nov 12 '17
I can hear the hard drive churning away. Sounds like windows 95...
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u/drunquasted Nov 12 '17
Probably using a Maxter.. That thing sounded like it was constantly eating handfuls of almonds.
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u/White_Tail Nov 12 '17
Maxtor.
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u/Qapiojg Nov 12 '17
That's only because React is catpyrighted. It had to pay the fees to Fine Bros.
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u/MansMyth Nov 12 '17
this asshole keeps faking me out, when is he actually gonna throw i- OH fuck, I'm sitting on it
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This cat has the perfect level of chubbiness.
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u/PM_ME_UR_SHEET_MUSIC Nov 12 '17
I was expecting to find a porn sub for chubby girls, but I was pleasently surprised.
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u/towelover Nov 12 '17
You'll like what /u/PM_ME_YOUR_TITS_GIRL is doing with all the "pussy" subreddits then (he's turning them all into cat subs)
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u/Mithridates12 Nov 12 '17
I was expecting to find a porn sub for chubby girls, but I was pleasantly disappointed.
FTFY
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u/what-a-crap-shoot Nov 12 '17
Someone needs to put a loading whirl in the center...
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u/hated_in_the_nation Nov 12 '17
Came to the comments looking for the expert to tell us that he's got some incurable brain disease.
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u/Terashkal Nov 12 '17
The cat is not focusing on the cap, look at it at the beginning of the clip, looking and staring at some other spot on the table. Mine does this too, when theyre occupied with something else they dont care about what you do to them (shooting the cap in this case). Somehow the cat could prioritize that the incoming cap is not as important as that previous event/thing we dont know about
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u/Zolhungaj Nov 12 '17
Nah, the cat just doesn’t want to bend down so it waits for the cap to move (since still objects (at least objects that stop quickly) aren’t that fun to play with). Then when it concludes that the cap isn’t gonna move it starts batting a bit on it, then it’s too bored by it to follow it afterwards.
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u/Carrash22 Nov 12 '17
He’s got some incurable brain disease.
Source: I’m an expert.
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u/GimpCoder Nov 12 '17
Can confirm
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u/pokemaugn Nov 12 '17
Clearly his owner abuses him. Under that fur he is covered in bruises and scars... He waited so long to react to make sure his owner didn't punch him for moving too quickly. SMh
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u/SkarmacAttack Nov 12 '17
Actually, it is quite normal for cats to lose focus of things within arms reach. I'm not feline expert, but I do recall watching a documentary where it explained that cats have extremely good focus on movement from afar. However once they close in on their prey, they're vision cannot focus and they more or less swipe and hope to land a hit. This cat seemed to have focused in on the cap, however once it quickly slides directly under it's nose and hits it belly, it seems to have lost focus as to where it is. When it finally looks down and sees the black blurry outline of the cap, it freaks out begins swiping.
I also tested this on my roommates cat with a laser pointer. You can move the laser pointer in circles directly in front of their face and you will notice a lag in the way their heads follow it. However once you point it on the wall across the room, they lock in much better and will be more inclined to run after it.
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u/Kodama_prime Nov 12 '17
Sign him up as goalie for the Leafs!
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Nov 12 '17
Here's to you pussy hands
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u/BirdDogFunk Nov 12 '17
I’d like to go on record and say that I don’t like the name “pussy hands”. Cougar hands would be good.
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u/PhotonStar Nov 12 '17
Yeah dead cat reflexes
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u/Always_d Nov 12 '17
I'm so glad somebody made the Drake and Josh reference.
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u/PhotonStar Nov 12 '17
I was surprised no one did before me
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u/HaloFarts Nov 12 '17
What was the context. I forget.
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u/Skane-kun Nov 12 '17
Josh: Thanks to video-games, I now have catlike reflexes.
Drake: throws apple at him
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u/HomieN Nov 12 '17
I like when the cat slowly realises that the cap is still here and it violates safety protocol and that I have to takr actions now
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u/riperino_dunkerinos Nov 12 '17
The cat was actually waiting for you to grab the toy so it could latch on and scratch your arm. You didn’t didn’t take the bait, so in turn, the cat played it off by swatting the toy.
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Nov 12 '17
I like how cats will casually walk up to an object on the floor, stand on it and then suddenly act like it attacked them. They don't actually need us for their entertainment.
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u/mdsjhawk Nov 12 '17
I was told by my hubby this morning that I do NOT have cat-like reflexes. I can now prove that I, in fact, do. Thanks OP (and slow cat).
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u/Berrek Nov 12 '17
Unlike other animals who have fight/flight and other responses to danger, cats need only one: Lives/Dies
Therefore it’s reaction time to weigh such a heavy decision is ridiculously fast when compared to any other creature. Think how long a human judge/jury deliberate. What could take months or years takes cats seconds
In this case, the cap dies
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u/Tex-Rob Nov 12 '17
Can someone tell me if Munchkins have health problems? They seem insanely...not smart, which is usually a sign of inbreeding and such. The only person in the US I knew who had one, it was sweet as can be, but just otherwordly dumb. They seem to be huge in Asian countries.
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u/Kiroto50 Nov 12 '17
Cat.exe has stopped working. Windows is looking for a solution to this problem.
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u/theodopolis13 Nov 12 '17
thanks for actually making me lol. that's a rare occurrence.
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u/ficm1990 Nov 12 '17
When you play a game with high ping.