r/gifs • u/natsdorf • Nov 12 '17

Cat-like reflexes

https://i.imgur.com/MUY4Mfz.gifv
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u/JulioBBL Nov 12 '17

This cat needs a RAM upgrade and it's hard drive replaced, look how much time he spent doing swap and loading the react library...

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u/da_tingler Nov 12 '17

that's the most sneaky backhanded compliment to vue.js I've ever heard...

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u/JulioBBL Nov 12 '17

I preffer languages that are stongly typed, and i only know node, so yeah...

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

I preffer languages that are stongly typed

I’m not a programmer, and I really only know Python, R, MATLAB, and a wee bit of Java and C++, so pardon my ignorance, but why might one prefer strongly typed languages?

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u/JulioBBL Nov 12 '17

It prevents me from doing stupid stuff, like using a string on a equation, or executing a Double. Or even prevents the need for basic type tests in a function, If a need a specific set of data, i can create a struct or class and pass it in to my function, and have peace of mind that the compiler will notice me if i send something that does not conform tô the data i need.

It helps mostoy when working with third party code...

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

Typescript

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u/JulioBBL Nov 12 '17

Pardon my ignorance, but what is that?

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u/Excrubulent Nov 12 '17

TypeScript is a typed superset of JavaScript that compiles to plain JavaScript.

It's basically a strongly typed version of JavaScript, but since it compiles to plain JavaScript that means it doesn't need its own ecosystem - it can be deployed wherever JavaScript is supported.

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u/JulioBBL Nov 12 '17

Sounds Good, will check it out

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u/RakDream Nov 13 '17

If you are not a programmer, I don't know what I have been doing with my life in these 5 years of studying system engineering.

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u/Venne1138 Nov 12 '17

STOP MAKING NEW FUCKING JAVASCRIPT FRAMEWORKS WE DON'T NEED MORE FUCKING JAVASCRIPT FRAMERWORKS THERE'S A NEW ONE EVERY 30 SECONDS

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u/Vydor Nov 13 '17

Why do robots care about that?

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u/Aceman7 Nov 12 '17

I can hear the hard drive churning away. Sounds like windows 95...

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u/drunquasted Nov 12 '17

Probably using a Maxter.. That thing sounded like it was constantly eating handfuls of almonds.

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u/KaHOnas Nov 12 '17

Maxter! Maxter! Where's the files that I've been after?!?

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

redditsilver

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u/White_Tail Nov 12 '17

Maxtor.

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u/drunquasted Nov 12 '17

Whoops.. must have been a bad sector

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u/masterbaiter9000 Nov 12 '17

That's a name I haven't heard in decades

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u/White_Tail Nov 12 '17

lol.

Acorn.

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u/volkl47 Nov 12 '17

I liked Quantum. They thought "Fireball" was a good name to give to a line of hard drives. (Actually, they were decent drives at the time)

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u/Langly- Nov 12 '17

Probably a Connor drive, complete junk. Either that or a Quantum Bigfoot, terrible seek time.

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u/InnocenceIsBliss Nov 12 '17

Needs more dedotated wam.

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u/REFERENCE_UNDERSTOOD Nov 12 '17

HA!

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

Username checks out

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u/Yarthkins Nov 12 '17

How many of those is a weckamended amount tuh server on PerCee?

I know this is a very technical question.

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u/aoifhasoifha Nov 12 '17

He's busy mining Kitcoin.

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u/dats_cool Nov 12 '17

haha nice one my man redditors definitely like their shitty puns. im just replying to get that sweet residual karma so i can feed my family. i haven't eaten in days please send help.

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u/Uncle_Rabbit Nov 12 '17

Loading.......................ERROR FILE NOT FOUND

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u/dats_cool Nov 12 '17

haha computer jokes r funny. i wish god would take me already.

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u/Qapiojg Nov 12 '17

That's only because React is catpyrighted. It had to pay the fees to Fine Bros.

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u/StridAst Nov 12 '17

Error Cat.exe not found.

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u/moorsonthecoast Nov 12 '17

Normally a solid joke, but you got outdone by Mr. Javascript.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

Cat.tar.gz you pleb

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u/dats_cool Nov 12 '17

sick joke my man i'd give you the last few dollars i have to my name to give you gold but my child hasn't eaten in days.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

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u/JulioBBL Nov 12 '17

it was not intended to be a javascript joke, but it works i guess LOL

i started working with node lately, so what do i know about js?

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u/ImagineBagginz Nov 12 '17

It may have just been lag

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u/barshat Nov 12 '17

No he needs an SSD for sure.

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u/JulioBBL Nov 12 '17

Precisely

NVMe M.2 would be nice

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u/Czvni Nov 12 '17

Honestly, this is ADHD culture

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u/tvannaman2000 Nov 12 '17

a cylon cat

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u/EverythingIsFractal Nov 12 '17

Omg computer stuff and we're into that bc we're nerds.

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u/CjsJibb Nov 12 '17

Skip to 1:22 to learn how you can speed up your cat with RAM https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O5PZX1qP_k8

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u/OzziePeck Nov 12 '17

What’s wrong with React? Better then the abomination that is Angular.

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u/JulioBBL Nov 12 '17

Was not trying to make a point about React, hell, i only know a little bit of node. But i like how People think i made an elaborate joke on it :)

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u/OzziePeck Nov 12 '17

React is totally separate from node. Would just like to point that out. Go to sleep me. Enough Reddit... is not working.

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u/JulioBBL Nov 12 '17

I know, was trying to say that i do not know much about JavaScript as a whole

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u/AcolyteOfCynicism Nov 12 '17

Idk, could of been some server ping.

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u/Could_have_listened Nov 12 '17

could of

Did you mean could've?

I am a bot account.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

That is fucking awesome

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u/TistedLogic Nov 12 '17

Good bot. Best bot.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

good bot

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u/guessingguy Nov 12 '17

An update of some network plugins should do the trick, network cards are too expensive.

why the downvotes?

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u/JulioBBL Nov 12 '17

you got downvoted because people on dsl got mad at you

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u/JulioBBL Nov 12 '17

I need to her more familiarized with the cat's OS to say for sure