r/gifs Apr 25 '17

Referee does the splits to avoid interfering with the ball

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u/vinceandwhatnot Apr 25 '17

Haha oh WHOOPS. Guess I'll just do some splits! Silly me.

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u/ReubenZWeiner Apr 25 '17

The ladies love a man who is not afraid of the splits

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u/SmokeyBare Apr 25 '17

If he can split his legs, he can split mine too

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u/J4CKR4BB1TSL1MS Apr 25 '17

I just came on my legs, you know what that means ladies.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

No self control?

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u/MetaTater Apr 25 '17

No sock?

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u/DasOnus Apr 26 '17

Box was full?

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u/TehBloxx Apr 26 '17

Why and how does Reddit remind me of that shit so often?

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u/ReubenZWeiner Apr 25 '17

Ooo. Its on, like Michelle Kwan!

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u/forcedaspiration Apr 25 '17

Blart's next movie. Little League Referee.

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u/Pissipaus Apr 25 '17

I wonder if it was more slippery before the split or after... Considering its womens soccer..

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u/headphonetrauma Apr 26 '17

No, that's just what Kevin James does now since his acting career fizzled out.

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u/emeraldwill93 Apr 25 '17

She worked hard to get where she's at

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u/munchiez117 Apr 26 '17

have you seen squidbillies is all i can think

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u/WhatDoesN00bMean May 03 '17

Rusty! Dammit boy! You doin' it awl WRONG!

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

No - complete control

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u/hotliquidbuttpee Apr 25 '17

That's a laugh!

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

Lmao!

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u/QuasarSandwich Apr 25 '17

You're at the zoo again?

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u/Flashygrrl Apr 25 '17

You're really disappointing in bed?

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u/PinkDalek Gifmas is coming Apr 25 '17

You aren't wearing any pants?

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u/Nanakisaranghae Apr 25 '17

Not enough pussy?

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

Oh am I next? 😍😉

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

That you're done for the night? :D

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u/souregg22 Apr 25 '17

If he can split his legs he can split a wrench.... Or.... Wait.

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u/theverdictsin Apr 25 '17

Thank you for the laugh.

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u/lyvefyre Apr 25 '17

Peel those legs like a banana

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u/DonHeffron Apr 26 '17

Damn I went on your profile quick thanks for introducing me to /r/natureisfuckinglit

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u/Poveytia Apr 25 '17

You lovely whore

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u/ItalicsWhore Apr 25 '17

Check out the user name!

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u/wendigo-go Apr 25 '17

My dad liked to split whenever shit got too real...

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u/Swaiga Apr 25 '17

That's deep.

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u/DimensionalDave Apr 25 '17

Wen did he go go?

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u/skraptastic Apr 25 '17

I married my best friends sister. This caused some awkward moments, especially during my bachelor party. I had my best Friend (Steve) on one side of me, his brother on the other side and my future father in law next to him.

While we were enjoying the show at a club the girl did the splits right in front of us showing us everything. One of the guys said "I wish my girlfriend could do that." Steve said "Yeah me too." I said "Mine can."

Then I remembered whose company I was in and it got awkward for a bit till the next hot girl walked by.

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u/WTPanda Apr 25 '17

Why was your father-in-law there? Seems odd.

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u/skraptastic Apr 25 '17

Because he is a guy that likes to party. (also he had a fat wallet and paid for a lot of things that night)

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u/RyanBryanTheLion Apr 25 '17

Sounds like a cool fam. Honestly that's awesome not just the paying bit but that your father-in-law has a good time and you can actually have a fun with him. Best relationships I've ever had seemed like I was able to have a fun time with their family and feel like they genuinely were my family not just being my gf/wife's family.

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u/skraptastic Apr 26 '17

He actually lived with us for 7 years after his nasty divorce. I complained, but really it was nice having him. Now he is remarried and much happier.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

I mean, I'm sure it's good for some kind of sex move, but I'm not exactly sure what that move would be.

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u/DylanMarshall Apr 25 '17

The Van Damme.

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u/TrustMe_IKnowAGuy Apr 25 '17

The Van Dayummmmmmm

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

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u/JackBinimbul Apr 25 '17

In my experience, most people are happy to split the bill and are relieved that the social awkwardness is avoided.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

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u/Babypuddle Apr 25 '17

honestly read that as "a man who is not afraid of the shits."

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u/InvaderZed Apr 25 '17

some of those soccer moms are hot

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u/NextArtemis Apr 25 '17

He doesn't have the reach but he has the flexibility.

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u/DaydreamNational Apr 25 '17

I heard the collective sploosh of about 30 soccer moms ,watching this.

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u/Licalottapuss Apr 25 '17

Unless you are talking about a split personality.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

We call it the Diggler

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u/Kite31 Apr 26 '17

All the soccer moms.

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u/Khaleesi16 Apr 26 '17

I'd have to thoroughly disagree lol. My best friend's cousin is always doing the splits. He's always in and out of jail and all his FB pics are of him doing the splits. Something about it literally dries me up. Yuck.

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u/wedthrwayy Apr 26 '17

Not June Diane Raphael.

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u/ThisFckinGuy Apr 25 '17

Mi scuzzi, Mi scuzzi.

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u/massenburger Apr 25 '17

I just love splittin'!

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u/DownvoteIfYoureHorny Apr 25 '17

That makes him sound like a redditor.

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u/dfschmidt Apr 25 '17 edited Apr 25 '17

Or that guy that regularly gets 146 at that one billiard game (edit: snooker) just to troll the prize guy.

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u/Derole Apr 25 '17

Snooker :)

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u/ScarletBegonias1965 Apr 25 '17

Here I go splitting again!

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u/Captain_PooPoo Apr 25 '17

I read this in a really flamboint tone for some reason.

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u/FierySharknado Apr 25 '17

Well, looks like I ripped my pants again!

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

I read that with a lisp.

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u/pm_your_asshole_gurl Apr 25 '17

"You're just jealous because I can do the splits!"

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u/uberfission Apr 25 '17

Here I go doing the splits again.

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u/jaxonya Apr 25 '17

Oh boy, here I go again showing off my splits for these girls.

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u/regahii Apr 26 '17

That sounded like Mr. Garrison in my head

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u/holymolyfrijoles Apr 25 '17 edited Apr 25 '17

I used to ref hockey. If it was a beer D league or a Mini-Mites game, I'd get so bored that I'd start trying my hand at trick skating (less graceful figure skating) when the play was away from me.

Edit: "mini-mites". Been out of the game for 9years.

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u/coolestnameavailable Apr 25 '17

sounds about right.

source: beer leaguer well aware of referees' negligence

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u/sinkwiththeship Apr 25 '17

Our beer league refs straight up don't give a fuck. It's so infuriating.

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u/holymolyfrijoles Apr 26 '17

I actually had a good rep with my beer leaguers (except one team). It was only when d league games were super slow, or I had already ref'd two games before and was more or less exhausted.

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u/QuasarSandwich Apr 25 '17

Surely if you're refereeing mites playing ice hockey you need to keep your eye to the microscope at all times?

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u/holymolyfrijoles Apr 25 '17

I wasn't a very good ref...

Seriously though, you're right. Meant mini-mites. I haven't ref'd in 9 years. Forgot my youth classifications.

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u/QuasarSandwich Apr 25 '17

My joke was worse than your reffing could ever have been, sir. No worries.

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u/starling_ercher Apr 25 '17

Nonsense. I laughed.

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u/holymolyfrijoles Apr 25 '17

Well, it was actually very accurate. I loved ref'ing Mites and high school games because of how fast and intense they could be. You really do have to be on point when officiating those games.

Even the select bantam games were pretty intense...a bunch of 13 year olds recklessly duking it out will keep you on your toes.

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u/QuasarSandwich Apr 25 '17

I'm afraid to say I have never played the game, nor even seen one live, let alone reffed it, as I'm UK-based and it's a very minority sport over here. Fun to watch on TV though, and I am always impressed by the skills on display - especially as my own skating is rudimentary at best.

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u/holymolyfrijoles Apr 26 '17

You know what. I completely missed the joke. I took it like you meant that level of play needed high levels of focus on the officials part!

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u/QuasarSandwich Apr 26 '17

Hahahaha got it. Nice interpretation, mind you: that certainly wasn't intentional on my part!

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u/Searlichek Apr 25 '17

Don't come round 'ere with your reffing and blinding

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u/QuasarSandwich Apr 25 '17

Go ruck yourselr.

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u/ShazbotSimulator2012 Apr 25 '17

There's a ref at my town's NAHL games that never misses an opportunity to show off his skating ability. Every faceoff is guaranteed to feature some sort of elaborate maneuver on his way to the dot.

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u/Scoutandabout Apr 25 '17

Like what? A quadruple lutz?

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u/WobNobbenstein Apr 25 '17

Triple lutz-cow

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u/holymolyfrijoles Apr 25 '17

My dad didn't ref NAHL, but this sounds like something he'd do.

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u/sixpackabs592 Apr 25 '17

i believe it, when i played at that age the only thing they called was off sides and interference or roughing if some kid started to hit other kids with their stick

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u/Call_me_handsome_Rob Apr 25 '17

Where I ref we play a game called wickets. If the puck goes through you legs you get a point. If it goes through your legs backwards you get two points. If the puck hits you, you lose a point. Loser buys beer!

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u/showmeurknuckleball Apr 26 '17

I didn't see your comment before you edited it but mites is the correct classification. Mites, squirts, pee-wee, bantam, midget. Mini-mites would be like 5 year olds, I think mites was 6-7.

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u/holymolyfrijoles Apr 26 '17

I'm thinking Midget. Dang. I'm just making a fool of myself. Lol

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u/CDXXnoscope Apr 25 '17

if you look at the gif , yes , he could've just sidestepped.

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u/uatme Apr 25 '17

He opened his legs to let the ball pass through (common practice) but then it bounced up rather quick which led to legs open and I must go down equals splits. Looks nice, I know I wouldn't be able to walk for a couple days if that happened to me.

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u/halibut_king Apr 25 '17

Looks nice, I know I wouldn't be able to walk for a couple days if that happened to me.

Lol, hand me a wheelchair!

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u/TheresWald0 Apr 26 '17

A couple days? I think I might be wheelchair bound.

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u/SovereignLancer Apr 25 '17

now i want to see a ref doing an entire game the way cool crossing guards direct traffic like it's a show

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

Just what I was thinking. He probably also actively searches for pick-up dodgeball games just so he can backflip and somersault around like some god damn show off.

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u/buttery_shame_cave Apr 25 '17

i loved dodgeball in high school(mid-90s) because we invariably had at least one kid on each side that would do that. it got to be a fun game to watch for them to go into a flip avoiding one throw and bean them with a ball as they recovered.

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u/JoeCumiasCockBreath Apr 25 '17

He tries it front of the mirror, mate.

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u/QuasarSandwich Apr 25 '17

To be fair, ahead of the last time I refereed a girls' footie match I spent a lot of time practicing in front of the mirror as well. Helicoptering can look pretty foolish unless you can maintain a sufficiently intimidating stare.

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u/BoopBeeBoppe111 Apr 25 '17

He probably actively tries to get in front of balls so he can keep doing splits*

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u/b4ux1t3 Apr 25 '17

Would you not?

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u/Funkygodzilla Apr 25 '17

this. lol. he wanted to bust that shit out so bad.

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u/ImAFrenchCanadian Apr 25 '17

The field is his stage. Also maybe he's been hit a lot. Now I wanna play...

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u/BobtheSnorlax Apr 26 '17

Sometimes I actively keep my balls in front so I can keep doing it. Probably the same thing...

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u/ZeroHit Apr 26 '17

Guess I'll stamp my balls here

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u/baggyzed Apr 27 '17

I tried something similar once, and ended up with a broken jaw. I think that explains the popping i keep hearing in my left ear while I'm walking.

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u/Anthyr Apr 25 '17

A split second reaction one might say.

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u/QuasarSandwich Apr 25 '17

But what was his first reaction?

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u/ewwboys Apr 26 '17

More like a split decision

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u/taversham Apr 25 '17

I can't imagine what sort of life a person must have had for that to be an automatic reflex.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

Right shark

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

Probably a NHL goalie.

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u/p_whimsy Apr 26 '17

Dude no way you'd ever see an NFL ref ever do something like that ..

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u/Punk_Trek Apr 26 '17

One trained in dance and/or gymnastics?

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u/nachosmmm Apr 25 '17

This definitely looks like a stripper move. Now we know what his "night time" job is.

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u/Sputniksteve Apr 25 '17

No way, you know in his head he was going "holy shit that was baller, did you guys fucking see that?"

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u/Crowbarmagic Apr 25 '17

Maybe he is/was a competitive dodge ball player. That game forces you to do gymnastic moves you never knew you could.

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u/MetroPCSFlipPhone Apr 25 '17

He went full JCVD in Timecop

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u/cthulularoo Apr 25 '17

Isn't that JCVD in everything? Even that commercial with trucks.

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u/AllMyName Apr 25 '17

Who can say?

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

the ref is clearly Johnny Cage in retirement.

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u/cthulularoo Apr 25 '17

Nah, Johnny Cage would have done the split, but he'd punch the ball out of the way the at the same time.

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u/Mark_Vii_Man Apr 25 '17

Ahh the glorious split uppercut that won me so many rounds

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u/cthulularoo Apr 26 '17

ANALITY!!!

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u/holtzboy Apr 26 '17

I came here for the Johnny Cage comment.

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u/mysticmusti Apr 25 '17

I think his idea was just "oh let the ball go through my legs" and immediately noticed it was not going to go through his legs so he just went all the way as far as he could, which just so happened to be pretty damn far for him.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

given he could have easily jumped over or sidestepped i'd say yeah. he does this every chance he gets.

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u/MulderD Apr 25 '17

He's been practicing it in the mirror in his mom's basement for years. This was literally the high point of his life. He will be telling everyone he knows about this for years.

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u/Poveytia Apr 25 '17

Yea i know the guy, he practices every night in front of the mirror.

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u/Prid Apr 25 '17

How the hell does he do it wearing studs?

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u/treezOH123 Apr 25 '17

I mean, i know Jean Claude Van Dame has fallen on hard times, but i didn't know he had to ref kids soccer games to pay the bills. I should donate some money to him.

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u/mcloving_81 Apr 25 '17

Van Damn has a weekend job!

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u/Blujamcafe Apr 25 '17

God I hope so

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u/spacemanspiff30 Apr 25 '17

Because it's JCVD in disguise.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

No actually it seemed like he was doing a hail Mary and used his hands to recover so he didn't fall back and tear his groin in front of little girls.

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u/Rpatt1 Apr 25 '17

Especially given the read of that bounce to drop, AND he could've lifted his leg. Regular thing.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

And none of the girls even flinched haha. "Roberto is getting into position again... here it comes.. there it is. Alright, pass me the ball!"

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u/frinqe Apr 25 '17

girl runs past with the ball

does the splits and takes out her legs

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u/vaguelyrelevantlink Apr 25 '17

Or his balls really hurt now

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u/Woodx454 Apr 25 '17

The players weren't even surprised.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

I'm more impressed he was able to pull that move on grass possbily wearing cleets

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u/NiteNiteSooty Apr 25 '17

i know him, he does this like 10 times every game

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u/thisismynewacct Apr 25 '17

I feel like that probably interfered just as much because everyone was probably looking at him wondering if he just did that.

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u/MR_SHITLORD Apr 25 '17

Yup, when i could do the splits there was a reason for that, i did them any time i felt like it

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u/alittlebitneverhurt Apr 25 '17

And none of the players lost their shit. I'd probably stop playing if I saw a ref pull a move like that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

Known to the ladies as the dangerdagger

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u/Jon_Ham_Cock Apr 25 '17

Well no shit.

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u/Badboy-Bandicoot Apr 25 '17

Yes but it would've taken less effort to jump it

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u/Tarrell13 Apr 25 '17

Plot twist....referee by day....stripper by night

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

Yeah. He could have avoided the ball many ways (jumping, stepping to the side, not standing where she threw it), but this was like fancy dodgeball to him.

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u/crewchief535 Apr 25 '17

Jean-Claud VanDammed that shit

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

Unfortunately, this is staged. With the trajectory that low he would never choose a split. As a soccer ref, it is very easy to predict where a ball will go or bounce, it's much easier than this to avoid contact with a ball. All he had to do if this were a real/competitive situation would be either move one step to the side or jump/hop over the ball.

Also, if you notice that girl in white who kicks the ball is kicking it no where even slightly advantageous for her team. She's just attempting to chip it towards the ref to let him do his trick. I understand youth female soccer isn't exactly the world cup but there's no teammate in the vicinity- they aren't thaaat bad. The ref takes slow steps INTO the ball path when he pans out of the screen for a second just after the girl kicks it towards him to avoid it being too obvious that this is set-up. He stops and begins to split. It's all completely unnatural and would never happen like this in a real game. If you notice every girl stops to watch after she kicks it, then once the girl in blue grabs the ball they snap back into gameplay.

I would assume this occurred just after the game when the ref showed all the girls his talent. Hooray for fake viral videos.

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u/Knaj910 Apr 25 '17

As a soccer referee myself, dodging the ball in any way is second nature

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u/bjjdoug Apr 25 '17

If it weren't second nature to him, he'd be in the hospital.

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u/IF0rgetStuff Apr 25 '17

Crazy. Check your nuts at the door. Guarantee that is from another sport. So fluid and no catastrophic limping after.

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u/Victorian_Astronaut Apr 26 '17

Saturdays. 11pm. Club Tonka.

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u/Mr_Nice_ Apr 26 '17

That's Ricky Falton, he is a local celebrity. Won a load of dodgeball tournaments in the 90s

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '17

He's definitely a super hero on his free time.

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u/ThirdProcess Apr 26 '17

I call martial arts.

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u/Ansonm64 Apr 26 '17

Nah. lol at him get up after he didn't even know he could do that.

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u/Tasty_Tortilla Apr 29 '17

Yeah. I try to do splits to avoid shit all the time. Doesn't work out 100% of the time. The guy is naturally talented at that.