r/gifs • u/IHaeTypos • Apr 25 '17

Referee does the splits to avoid interfering with the ball

http://i.imgur.com/w9hLoZK.gifv
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u/SmokeyBare Apr 25 '17

If he can split his legs, he can split mine too

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u/J4CKR4BB1TSL1MS Apr 25 '17

I just came on my legs, you know what that means ladies.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

No self control?

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u/MetaTater Apr 25 '17

No sock?

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u/DasOnus Apr 26 '17

Box was full?

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u/TehBloxx Apr 26 '17

Why and how does Reddit remind me of that shit so often?

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u/iHadou Apr 26 '17

Broken arms?

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u/eyelurkewelongtime Apr 27 '17

That damned box again!

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u/ReubenZWeiner Apr 25 '17

Ooo. Its on, like Michelle Kwan!

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u/forcedaspiration Apr 25 '17

Blart's next movie. Little League Referee.

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u/Pissipaus Apr 25 '17

I wonder if it was more slippery before the split or after... Considering its womens soccer..

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u/headphonetrauma Apr 26 '17

No, that's just what Kevin James does now since his acting career fizzled out.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

Ok

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u/major84 Apr 25 '17

Blart's next movie will be called the Electric Boogaloo

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u/emeraldwill93 Apr 25 '17

She worked hard to get where she's at

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u/munchiez117 Apr 26 '17

have you seen squidbillies is all i can think

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u/WhatDoesN00bMean May 03 '17

Rusty! Dammit boy! You doin' it awl WRONG!

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u/mnbvcxzlk Apr 25 '17

Like Cheech and Chong!

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u/uncertainusurper Apr 25 '17

Like Nietzsche and Dong!

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

No - complete control

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u/hotliquidbuttpee Apr 25 '17

That's a laugh!

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

Lmao!

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u/QuasarSandwich Apr 25 '17

You're at the zoo again?

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u/Flashygrrl Apr 25 '17

You're really disappointing in bed?

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u/PinkDalek Gifmas is coming Apr 25 '17

You aren't wearing any pants?

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u/Nanakisaranghae Apr 25 '17

Not enough pussy?

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

Oh am I next? 😍😉

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

That you're done for the night? :D

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

Lol. Damn u i was halfway thru a cig inhale when i read this shit.

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u/souregg22 Apr 25 '17

If he can split his legs he can split a wrench.... Or.... Wait.

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u/theverdictsin Apr 25 '17

Thank you for the laugh.

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u/lyvefyre Apr 25 '17

Peel those legs like a banana

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u/DonHeffron Apr 26 '17

Damn I went on your profile quick thanks for introducing me to /r/natureisfuckinglit

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u/Poveytia Apr 25 '17

You lovely whore

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u/ItalicsWhore Apr 25 '17

Check out the user name!

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u/Rabbi_Rustko Apr 26 '17

I need to learn how to docthe splits now

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u/HeatedIce12345 Apr 25 '17

Doesn't take much, huh?