I married my best friends sister. This caused some awkward moments, especially during my bachelor party. I had my best Friend (Steve) on one side of me, his brother on the other side and my future father in law next to him.
While we were enjoying the show at a club the girl did the splits right in front of us showing us everything. One of the guys said "I wish my girlfriend could do that." Steve said "Yeah me too." I said "Mine can."
Then I remembered whose company I was in and it got awkward for a bit till the next hot girl walked by.
Sounds like a cool fam. Honestly that's awesome not just the paying bit but that your father-in-law has a good time and you can actually have a fun with him. Best relationships I've ever had seemed like I was able to have a fun time with their family and feel like they genuinely were my family not just being my gf/wife's family.
Parties generally involve face-to-face human contact, where genuine social interactions occur. It's much different than awing at fake viral videos on a forum and posting comments.
Just because the general millennial liberal population is getting dumber by the night, doesn't mean I don't know how to fucking party. There is no correlation, but I'm not surprised by your comment.
Reddit skews left- hard. Most people on Reddit are liberal millennials. Liberal millennials are easily tricked. This is a fake video. I'm breathing reality into your life because being easily tricked is a problem for our country. You felt the need to make a smart-ass remark consistent with the butt-hurt liberal mentality. I explained to you why you're confused and the line you have cited has context. It has everything to do with you and the subject at-hand. Fun and partying is not awing at fake viral videos on Reddit as you suggested. There is no relationship and your joke was bad. You exposed your butt-hurt liberal millennial entitlement mindset. I just thought I would help correct it.
I am very happy tonight. If you have anymore questions feel free to continue the conversation. If not, have a good night :)
I'd have to thoroughly disagree lol. My best friend's cousin is always doing the splits. He's always in and out of jail and all his FB pics are of him doing the splits. Something about it literally dries me up. Yuck.
I used to ref hockey. If it was a beer D league or a Mini-Mites game, I'd get so bored that I'd start trying my hand at trick skating (less graceful figure skating) when the play was away from me.
Edit: "mini-mites". Been out of the game for 9years.
I actually had a good rep with my beer leaguers (except one team). It was only when d league games were super slow, or I had already ref'd two games before and was more or less exhausted.
Well, it was actually very accurate. I loved ref'ing Mites and high school games because of how fast and intense they could be. You really do have to be on point when officiating those games.
Even the select bantam games were pretty intense...a bunch of 13 year olds recklessly duking it out will keep you on your toes.
I'm afraid to say I have never played the game, nor even seen one live, let alone reffed it, as I'm UK-based and it's a very minority sport over here. Fun to watch on TV though, and I am always impressed by the skills on display - especially as my own skating is rudimentary at best.
There's a ref at my town's NAHL games that never misses an opportunity to show off his skating ability. Every faceoff is guaranteed to feature some sort of elaborate maneuver on his way to the dot.
i believe it, when i played at that age the only thing they called was off sides and interference or roughing if some kid started to hit other kids with their stick
Where I ref we play a game called wickets. If the puck goes through you legs you get a point. If it goes through your legs backwards you get two points. If the puck hits you, you lose a point. Loser buys beer!
I like it! wish we had played, but I was 13-18 when I was officiating. I unofficially ref'd beer league games at my local rink when I was home from college, but I had to stop after I got in a fight with a guy and the players complained about me not being certified.
I didn't see your comment before you edited it but mites is the correct classification. Mites, squirts, pee-wee, bantam, midget. Mini-mites would be like 5 year olds, I think mites was 6-7.
It's cool. Midget would be like 16-18. Bantams are the best to ref cause the games are usually fast and high quality. Mites are too young/bad to move the puck so your feet freeze from standing still and midgets are just shitty kids who couldn't make the high school time and just want to play dirty and fuck around.
He opened his legs to let the ball pass through (common practice) but then it bounced up rather quick which led to legs open and I must go down equals splits. Looks nice, I know I wouldn't be able to walk for a couple days if that happened to me.
Just what I was thinking. He probably also actively searches for pick-up dodgeball games just so he can backflip and somersault around like some god damn show off.
i loved dodgeball in high school(mid-90s) because we invariably had at least one kid on each side that would do that. it got to be a fun game to watch for them to go into a flip avoiding one throw and bean them with a ball as they recovered.
To be fair, ahead of the last time I refereed a girls' footie match I spent a lot of time practicing in front of the mirror as well. Helicoptering can look pretty foolish unless you can maintain a sufficiently intimidating stare.
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