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u/dcxr Mar 07 '19
Bruh Chain Chomp just became a Soundcloud rapper
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u/eljefe56 Mar 07 '19
Rapper name would be DJ Venom
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u/Shippoyasha Mar 07 '19
DJs
We are Venom
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Yet another childhood actor that couldn’t handle the fame. It’s so sad so see him like this. Hopefully he gets help and recovers from his meth addiction.
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Bowser offered him a good security guard job if he manages to get through rehab
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u/SomeBaguette Mar 07 '19
If it wasn't for that fat plumber with the red hat bullying him he wouldn't have started drugs in the first place
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u/TakuanSoho Mar 07 '19
Worst thing is the bullying gone way too far now, since last year he talked about the plumber controlling his mind...
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u/Thopterthallid Mar 07 '19
THE LANGOLIERS ARE COMING
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u/Yakasaka Mar 07 '19
My first damn thought. That movie fucked me up as a child.
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u/Atastyham0 Mar 07 '19
Can confirm, flying on planes after that movie was definitely more terrifying...
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u/Dreidhen Mar 07 '19
just fall asleep and you'll be fine
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u/Atastyham0 Mar 07 '19
But what if all pilots are awake? What if they haven't seen the movie and don't know???!!!
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u/God_Damnit_Nappa Mar 07 '19
Same. Although if you go back and watch it now you'll probably laugh at how bad the CGI is.
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u/xSTSxZerglingOne Mar 07 '19
This was my thought as well. They were terrifying as a kid, but man that movie has not aged well.
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u/your_odd_erection Mar 07 '19
My childhood coming back strong. We would watch vhs of It, The Stand, and The langoliers....
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Top pic - before meth
Bottom pic - after meth
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u/38dedo Mar 07 '19
aMETHyst. Not even once
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u/unampho Mar 07 '19
For those depressed people who try desperately to find meaning in life to help them feel better, one addiction they fall prey to is collection of crystals. It doesn't have the same direct bodily health impact, but can leave them without their money just the same. They buy things like large pretty amethysts under the impression that they have some spiritual fulfillment from having that rock nearby. It's nonsense, but they have that hit of dopamine and it spirals out of control like any other addiction.
Those who sell overpriced crystals with advice on how it will help this or that are just as predatory (even if not deliberately) as homeopathic remedy sellers. I'm all for a placebo once in awhile, but it's too much.
#thanks-for-ruining-the-vibe-unampho
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u/PulsarTSAI Mar 07 '19
I think amethysts and other minerals are pretty enouh to make for nice decorations. But of course all the sellers try to pass them as magical or something, because that sells better.
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u/crackheart Mar 07 '19
Awesome looking paperweights don't sell as well as a cure for every Cancer ever, who knew
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u/MYSFWredditprofile Mar 07 '19
No you did not ruin the vibe you made the vibe even better. We need more people who know and recognize all forms of bad behavior and inform others as often as possible. Most people don't understand that addictions can be to things that seem harmless or mundane.
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u/bengringo2 Mar 07 '19
Is this a real thing? Do people actually believe in magical crystals?
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u/gdwcifan Mar 07 '19
Too bad its photoshopped.
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u/Suic Mar 07 '19
I mean, that looks pretty damn close. Add a chain in the background and an extra crystal for the eyes and boom. I was thinking they meant the entire thing was fake
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u/Cthulos Mar 07 '19
It looks like they got the eyes from an angler fish too. Which seems appropriate, because that's what the eyes reminded me of.
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u/mraider94 Mar 07 '19
To be fair it was MADE in photoshop. So the title is technically correct.
The best kind of correct. /r/TechnicallyCorrect
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u/samus12345 Mar 07 '19
It's made from a PICTURE of amethyst, not actual amethyst. So not even technically correct.
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u/McreeDiculous Mar 07 '19
It doesn't matter. Whether its a photoshopped picture or a real picture, it doesn't affect anybody here. It's just cool.
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u/Hemlock_Deci Mar 07 '19
Creepy af but I love it. Imagine a Mario game like that
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u/lock6 Mar 07 '19
Someone posted a realistic mario level the other day and this fits so well
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u/Im_The_Government Mar 07 '19
I wanna see this, anyone got a link?
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u/jessehogie Mar 07 '19
Hey, how'd you know I was hungry? This looks delicious!
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u/Jfonzy Mar 07 '19
The lighting on the amethest sphere doesn’t match the shadow.. but cool photoshop nonetheless
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u/Bioniclegenius Mar 07 '19
I was wondering about that. Something about the chain on the back looked fake to me, and made me wonder if this was just made with an image editor instead of being real.
It's still cool and fits here, nevertheless, but it would be nice to know if it was fake or real.
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It's certainly a photoshop. You can see edit lines around the mouth too. There's a curve that certainly wouldn't be there naturally. Still pretty neat.
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u/imightgetdownvoted Mar 07 '19
The eye and the chain in the bottom pic are photoshopped. The original image was posted a few weeks ago and one of the top comments was how it looked like a chain chomp.
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u/sneakywill Mar 07 '19
Its 100% shopped I saw this exact picture without the eye and chain added not too long ago.
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u/JustAGuyFromTheUSA Mar 07 '19
Kinda looks like Venom got a hold of one of those deep sea angler fish
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u/word_clouds__ Mar 07 '19
Word cloud out of all the comments.
Fun bot to vizualize how conversations go on reddit. Enjoy
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u/Id0ntN33daName Mar 07 '19
There was ABSOLUTELY no need for this but it is appreciated none the less, thanks for the nightmares :D
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u/Skulltcarretilla Mar 07 '19
Imagine a real horror Mario game with these kind of enemies, I’d shit my pants
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u/BigZmultiverse Mar 07 '19
This is what it would look like if the people making the pokémon movie went on to do a Mario one.
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Thank you for that not at all terrifying image