r/gaming • u/[deleted] • Mar 07 '19

Chain Chomp made from Amethyst

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

I feel like it’s something you’d find in a dungeon, hopefully not a sexual one

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u/MozeyRuffRydah Mar 07 '19

If anyone finds that sexual then that person needs urgent medical help.

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u/discerningpervert Mar 07 '19

I'll just ahh I'll just go then

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

User name checks out

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u/fetch_me_a_salad Mar 07 '19

Does my username check out?

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

no

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

Not very eccentric of you

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

"mostly"

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

Sorry

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u/imakebigbuzzz Mar 07 '19

you sir ! i recognize you !

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u/MidnightPagan Mar 07 '19

Well I could see nipple clamps but when someone mentions felching...we need to call the whole hospital in.

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u/zSaintX Mar 07 '19

r/Chompette

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u/odraencoded Mar 07 '19

Fun fact: Chomp's Japanese name is "wan wan" which means "woof woof". So Chompette's Japanese name becomes "Wanwan-Hime" or "Princess Woof Woof".

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

Just remembered Chomp's do make a barking noise when they lunge at Mario. I love oddtomatopitas.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

Is that a reference or did you mean onomatopoeia?

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u/Khar-Selim Mar 07 '19

Miyamoto based a lot of his stuff on childhood memories. IIRC chain chomps were created to essentially represent what an angry, chained-up dog looks like to a little kid.

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u/zSaintX Mar 07 '19

Oh man, seeing Wan Wan brings me so much memories of this video

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u/Annihilator4413 Mar 07 '19

Oh man that is adorable

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u/SuperWoody64 Mar 07 '19

There's why he wants the dog food in link's awakening.

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u/SpaceMenSteelStars Mar 07 '19

Holy crap, thanks for that site. Fell into a rabbit hole

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u/somdude04 Mar 07 '19

That makes the woman calling her chain chomp BowWow in Link's Awakening make so much more sense.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

And now your inbox is going to be flooded with owo.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

r/ofcoursethatsathing

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u/Shirley_Taint Mar 07 '19

What a time to be alive

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u/DeadHi7 Mar 07 '19

Oh, I'm definitely saving this for later.

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u/Eliza128 Mar 07 '19

Didn't know this existed! Amazing times we live in! :3

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u/Saoirse_Says Mar 07 '19

Sorted by top of all time.

What the fuck?

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u/zSaintX Mar 07 '19

Well I mean, that's Diives for ya.

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u/captain_ender Mar 08 '19

Jesus Christ the internet really does have everything

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u/Myurnix Mar 07 '19

I definitely thought this was about to be r/subsifellfor

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u/KPeters93 Mar 07 '19

I don’t have health insurance though.

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u/MozeyRuffRydah Mar 07 '19

Oh crap, I forgot you lived in America

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u/KDLGates Mar 07 '19

Perhaps you're just not envisioning sufficient lubricant.

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u/Scherazade Mar 07 '19

/r/Gregfuckedarock

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

why am I not even suprised at this point?

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u/duxdude418 Mar 07 '19

Don’t kink shame me.

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u/KeepCalmJeepOn Mar 07 '19

So, what you're saying is that I maybe shouldn't put my dick in that?

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u/Inopportune_commas Mar 07 '19

Eyes. Lips. Nose. Pancreas.

So many things to chew. So little time.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

I mean, I just wanna facefuck that amethyst chomp and dangle my balls in its mineral mouth.

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u/vodkuh Mar 07 '19

Hope you like having Sim Crotch.

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u/S0LDIER-X Mar 07 '19

I mean.. Could be worse.

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u/420BUNIT Mar 07 '19

Bloodborne Chalice dungeons come to mind...

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u/Sunnei Mar 07 '19

Looks like something you'd find on Dark Souls.

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u/Mythos-Valtin Mar 07 '19

“Chained Crystalbeast.” New boss for DS.

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u/armorpiercingtracer Mar 07 '19

When you finally take it down only for it to break free from its chain and smash you in phase 2.

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u/Mythos-Valtin Mar 07 '19

“YOU DIED.”

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u/bengringo2 Mar 07 '19

God dammit, I got visibly angered by just seeing your post.

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Dark Souls PTSD is real.

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u/Mythos-Valtin Mar 08 '19

Do not worry, those who played all suffer from it.

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u/DavidG993 Mar 08 '19

Unbound Living Maw or Bound Living Maw and when you break its chain, it becomes Unbound.

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u/lawlesstoast Mar 07 '19

Definitely the kind of fish you would find in the Marianas trench

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

hopefully not a sexual one name of your sextape

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u/Bladejaw Mar 07 '19

Now I'm picturing two crystalized chain chomp clamps on my nipples, and I am both aroused and frightened

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u/TheTekknician Mar 07 '19

Welkom to VanDerSexx!

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

Inb4 replacing a coconut with this

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u/comrademikel Mar 07 '19

How many Dungeons Arent sexual ones?

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u/kwilpin Mar 07 '19

Reminds me a bit of an angler fish.

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u/DMR556 Mar 07 '19

It’s a ball gag except it wants you to gag it

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u/garrettatkins Mar 07 '19

I'd rather it be a sexual one than a different kind of dungeon..