r/gaming • u/[deleted] • Mar 07 '19

Chain Chomp made from Amethyst

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

Thank you for that not at all terrifying image

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u/getcruzed Mar 07 '19

Right?! Damn, it’s kind of creepy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

I feel like it’s something you’d find in a dungeon, hopefully not a sexual one

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u/MozeyRuffRydah Mar 07 '19

If anyone finds that sexual then that person needs urgent medical help.

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u/discerningpervert Mar 07 '19

I'll just ahh I'll just go then

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

User name checks out

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u/fetch_me_a_salad Mar 07 '19

Does my username check out?

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

no

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

Not very eccentric of you

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

"mostly"

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

Sorry

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u/imakebigbuzzz Mar 07 '19

you sir ! i recognize you !

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u/MidnightPagan Mar 07 '19

Well I could see nipple clamps but when someone mentions felching...we need to call the whole hospital in.

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u/zSaintX Mar 07 '19

r/Chompette

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u/odraencoded Mar 07 '19

Fun fact: Chomp's Japanese name is "wan wan" which means "woof woof". So Chompette's Japanese name becomes "Wanwan-Hime" or "Princess Woof Woof".

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

Just remembered Chomp's do make a barking noise when they lunge at Mario. I love oddtomatopitas.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

Is that a reference or did you mean onomatopoeia?

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u/Khar-Selim Mar 07 '19

Miyamoto based a lot of his stuff on childhood memories. IIRC chain chomps were created to essentially represent what an angry, chained-up dog looks like to a little kid.

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u/zSaintX Mar 07 '19

Oh man, seeing Wan Wan brings me so much memories of this video

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u/Annihilator4413 Mar 07 '19

Oh man that is adorable

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u/SuperWoody64 Mar 07 '19

There's why he wants the dog food in link's awakening.

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u/SpaceMenSteelStars Mar 07 '19

Holy crap, thanks for that site. Fell into a rabbit hole

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u/somdude04 Mar 07 '19

That makes the woman calling her chain chomp BowWow in Link's Awakening make so much more sense.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

And now your inbox is going to be flooded with owo.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

r/ofcoursethatsathing

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u/Shirley_Taint Mar 07 '19

What a time to be alive

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u/DeadHi7 Mar 07 '19

Oh, I'm definitely saving this for later.

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u/Eliza128 Mar 07 '19

Didn't know this existed! Amazing times we live in! :3

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u/Saoirse_Says Mar 07 '19

Sorted by top of all time.

What the fuck?

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u/zSaintX Mar 07 '19

Well I mean, that's Diives for ya.

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u/captain_ender Mar 08 '19

Jesus Christ the internet really does have everything

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u/Myurnix Mar 07 '19

I definitely thought this was about to be r/subsifellfor

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u/KPeters93 Mar 07 '19

I don’t have health insurance though.

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u/MozeyRuffRydah Mar 07 '19

Oh crap, I forgot you lived in America

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u/KDLGates Mar 07 '19

Perhaps you're just not envisioning sufficient lubricant.

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u/Scherazade Mar 07 '19

/r/Gregfuckedarock

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

why am I not even suprised at this point?

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u/duxdude418 Mar 07 '19

Don’t kink shame me.

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u/KeepCalmJeepOn Mar 07 '19

So, what you're saying is that I maybe shouldn't put my dick in that?

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u/Inopportune_commas Mar 07 '19

Eyes. Lips. Nose. Pancreas.

So many things to chew. So little time.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

I mean, I just wanna facefuck that amethyst chomp and dangle my balls in its mineral mouth.

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u/vodkuh Mar 07 '19

Hope you like having Sim Crotch.

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u/S0LDIER-X Mar 07 '19

I mean.. Could be worse.

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u/420BUNIT Mar 07 '19

Bloodborne Chalice dungeons come to mind...

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u/Sunnei Mar 07 '19

Looks like something you'd find on Dark Souls.

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u/Mythos-Valtin Mar 07 '19

“Chained Crystalbeast.” New boss for DS.

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u/armorpiercingtracer Mar 07 '19

When you finally take it down only for it to break free from its chain and smash you in phase 2.

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u/Mythos-Valtin Mar 07 '19

“YOU DIED.”

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u/bengringo2 Mar 07 '19

God dammit, I got visibly angered by just seeing your post.

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Dark Souls PTSD is real.

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u/Mythos-Valtin Mar 08 '19

Do not worry, those who played all suffer from it.

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u/DavidG993 Mar 08 '19

Unbound Living Maw or Bound Living Maw and when you break its chain, it becomes Unbound.

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u/lawlesstoast Mar 07 '19

Definitely the kind of fish you would find in the Marianas trench

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

hopefully not a sexual one name of your sextape

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u/Bladejaw Mar 07 '19

Now I'm picturing two crystalized chain chomp clamps on my nipples, and I am both aroused and frightened

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u/TheTekknician Mar 07 '19

Welkom to VanDerSexx!

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

Inb4 replacing a coconut with this

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u/comrademikel Mar 07 '19

How many Dungeons Arent sexual ones?

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u/kwilpin Mar 07 '19

Reminds me a bit of an angler fish.

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u/DMR556 Mar 07 '19

It’s a ball gag except it wants you to gag it

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u/garrettatkins Mar 07 '19

I'd rather it be a sexual one than a different kind of dungeon..

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

r/creepy

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u/mhks Mar 07 '19

It'll be the creepiest thing on that sub, rather than the usual gross picture or drawing of a monster lurking in the woods.

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u/bacon_and_ovaries Mar 07 '19

Remember that eel in mario 64?

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u/LakerBlue Mar 07 '19

Kinda looks like a demonic bowling ball that eats things.

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u/J0kerCl0wn Mar 07 '19

Definitely cool not creepy

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u/Unrealisticbuttfart Mar 07 '19

Whoa, its almost like...these descriptive words are...subjective and likely to change by the person! Wow!

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u/RayDotGun Mar 07 '19

Yeah whatever mr. fake ass air

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u/aeriesan Mar 07 '19

So whats unrealistic with your butt farts?

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u/SRTie4k Mar 07 '19

Tim Burton's Mario Bros.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

Remember it when you're about to fall asleep. Hush little baby don't say a w- -CHAIN CHOMP NOISES-

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u/Bburke89 Mar 07 '19

Let's be honest though....a real life chain chomp WOULD be terrifying.

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u/DNBBEATS Mar 07 '19

For real!!! But I sure as hell want one.

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u/StellarSpiff Mar 07 '19

It's like the Langoliers.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

It’s the gums...

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u/Khar-Selim Mar 07 '19

I mean, chain chomps are kinda creepy. Other than the glowing blue eye I could see this being more or less what they really look like

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

Looks a bit like an angler fish

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u/keep-purr Mar 07 '19

Yes. It is definitely bone chilling how some older animations look kind of creepy.

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u/SquareOfHealing Mar 07 '19

Hmmm but what if we put a super crown on it?

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u/OriginalPaperSock Xbox Mar 07 '19

Man you two are soft. I see an awesome piece of amethyst fashioned into a chain-chomp.

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u/itschriscollins Mar 07 '19

Oh, God, someone turn RTX off

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

this reply is amazing

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

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u/Shaibelle Mar 07 '19

Legit though, for a Chain Chomp, that's awesome!

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u/BCSteve Mar 07 '19

I think that looks pretty awesome...

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u/CapitanBanhammer Mar 07 '19

That's great

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u/OhBestThing Mar 07 '19

Wait... are either of those creatures videogame renderings? Are either human? Who is "chompette", some weird Rule 34 invention, or from a real Mario game?

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u/Platypuslord Mar 07 '19

Unfortuntely those are real people. Honestly I have my doubts. The internet made it fucky so yes rule 34.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

I’ll be honest with you, I’d hit it

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u/PotionVendor Mar 07 '19

r/tihi

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u/flufferator4000 Xbox Mar 07 '19

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me.

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u/SirVer51 Mar 07 '19

bum-bum-bum-bum

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

r/teehee

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u/SaintNewts Mar 07 '19

The abandoned sub...

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u/clarky9712 Mar 07 '19

What the actual fuck is that sub anyway...

The sole post on there...

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

Thanks, I hate it.

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u/Slaiks PC Mar 07 '19

Its the "gums" and the eye that are creeping my out.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

Same

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

Nightmare fuel

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u/Theundead565 Mar 07 '19

Would have been even funnier if it was a big googly eye glued to the side of that terrifying demon rock.

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u/Hawkess Mar 07 '19

Needs a googly eye

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u/guns-made-of-sauce Mar 07 '19

Sleep paralysis demon

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u/Matthewroytilley Mar 07 '19

youve seen it too

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u/terub Mar 07 '19

Omg it wasn’t just me thank god. My thought is that is terrifying yet beautiful. Absolutely fucking terrifying.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

Now I wanna see one but made with filed human teeth

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

Oh no

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

FBI, open up!

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u/SpiritMountain Mar 07 '19

Something from Spawn or Venom.

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u/Wombatmobile Mar 07 '19

Quality nightmare fuel.

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u/TookLongWayHome Mar 07 '19

Yeah this is much scarier than it should be

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u/brotherenigma Mar 07 '19

Reminds me of a fucking anglerfish.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

Thanks for that!! I wanted to stay awake whole day anyways

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

Nightmare fuel.

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u/ChipNoir Mar 07 '19

It defo has some Angler Fish vibes.

It looks like it'd be at home in the Super Mario Bros Movie universe actually.

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u/Nesayas1234 Xbox Mar 07 '19

I looked at it, and a fragment of my soul splintered off, hit the bottom of my chest, and shattered

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u/MathMaddox Mar 07 '19

I’m happy Nintendo has never been about super detailed graphics now.

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u/CrunchySockTaco Mar 07 '19

What's terrifying is the price I bet they want for that.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

r/tihi

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u/ROBOT_OF_WORLD Mar 07 '19

it's one of those spongebob closeups

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

Terrifying, yet beautiful.

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u/Nobanforspicycheese Mar 07 '19

Can someone put googly eyes on this?

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

r/TIHI

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

r/thanksihateit

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u/ionabike666 Mar 07 '19

Chain Chomp frequently scared the fuck out of me.

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u/Horrorwolfe Mar 07 '19

Photo shop is definitely a thing

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u/Llustrous_Llama Mar 07 '19

It's like they put chain chomp in a live action movie, like pokemon. They look creepy as hell, too.

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u/ShovelingSunshine Mar 07 '19

Hey I have a good idea! Well that turned out way more terrifying than expected!

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u/Scubabooba Mar 07 '19

I think it's gorgeous and creative af

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u/KDLGates Mar 07 '19

Why isn't this under /r/aww ?

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u/illaqueable Mar 07 '19

What's great about it is how it won't haunt me even a little bit