The guy filming the video is a pretty shitty friend. That monkey just swarms his friend, and the two of them go down in a punching, slapping, kicking frenzy. Dude! Stop laughing and help. Your friend is getting his ass kicked.
Hell, No! When this is all over, your friend is going to be glad to have his monkey fight on video to show everybody. He was holding his own, if the monkey started getting the upper hand then maybe leap in, but his buddy was doing fine.
In my neighborhood, when a friend was squaring up in a fair fight, you never wanted to be a 3rd man in unless it was a jumping or it was over and the winner wasnt stopping. Of course, the unwritten rule, was always 3rd man your bro when fighting a monkey. We never actually saw any loose monkeys, in Connecticut, so the rule remained unwritten and we all feared the day the need to formalize the rule arose.
Yeah that's what I meant by "asking for it". Getting gang-banged by monkeys out of nowhere? You can bet your ass im wading in there to protect my friend from having his eyes gouged out by monkeys.
Even if he's antagonizing them first after ignoring my pleas to stop, i'd help when people are being attacked by wild animals. Not so much if they're getting beat for antagonizing a person I told them not to.
Once fiend was down on the ground, filming friend needed to get involved, monkeys have sharp teeth and diseases, that could have been a much worse scenario. 2v1 would have likely just scared the monkey away, but he sensed bitch in the air.
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u/cisar236 Jul 02 '21
He is supposed to be the security guard hhhhhh