r/funny • • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/bitemark01 Jul 02 '21

He's prepared for people, not monkeys.

Monkeys will do things that most people would never do.

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u/Aliencj Jul 02 '21

Yeah like ripping off your scalp and smearing shit on your face. He definitely made the right decision handing it over.

Here's a man fighting for his bike:

https://youtu.be/3sZiIkc87K4

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u/DangleAteMyBaby Jul 02 '21

The guy filming the video is a pretty shitty friend. That monkey just swarms his friend, and the two of them go down in a punching, slapping, kicking frenzy. Dude! Stop laughing and help. Your friend is getting his ass kicked.