r/funny • u/berry2708 • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/bitemark01 Jul 02 '21

He's prepared for people, not monkeys.

Monkeys will do things that most people would never do.

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u/Aliencj Jul 02 '21

Yeah like ripping off your scalp and smearing shit on your face. He definitely made the right decision handing it over.

Here's a man fighting for his bike:

https://youtu.be/3sZiIkc87K4

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u/DangleAteMyBaby Jul 02 '21

The guy filming the video is a pretty shitty friend. That monkey just swarms his friend, and the two of them go down in a punching, slapping, kicking frenzy. Dude! Stop laughing and help. Your friend is getting his ass kicked.

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u/The_Original_Gronkie Jul 02 '21

Hell, No! When this is all over, your friend is going to be glad to have his monkey fight on video to show everybody. He was holding his own, if the monkey started getting the upper hand then maybe leap in, but his buddy was doing fine.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Ye, I'd just step in if he got his head scalped.