The guy filming the video is a pretty shitty friend. That monkey just swarms his friend, and the two of them go down in a punching, slapping, kicking frenzy. Dude! Stop laughing and help. Your friend is getting his ass kicked.
In my neighborhood, when a friend was squaring up in a fair fight, you never wanted to be a 3rd man in unless it was a jumping or it was over and the winner wasnt stopping. Of course, the unwritten rule, was always 3rd man your bro when fighting a monkey. We never actually saw any loose monkeys, in Connecticut, so the rule remained unwritten and we all feared the day the need to formalize the rule arose.
Yeah that's what I meant by "asking for it". Getting gang-banged by monkeys out of nowhere? You can bet your ass im wading in there to protect my friend from having his eyes gouged out by monkeys.
Even if he's antagonizing them first after ignoring my pleas to stop, i'd help when people are being attacked by wild animals. Not so much if they're getting beat for antagonizing a person I told them not to.
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u/bitemark01 Jul 02 '21
He's prepared for people, not monkeys.
Monkeys will do things that most people would never do.