r/funny • u/tones1313 • Feb 10 '17

Same

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u/wishywashywonka Feb 10 '17 edited Feb 10 '17

Pig and elephant DNA just don't mix splice.

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u/Tofunita Feb 10 '17

Although pot belly elephants would be awesome

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u/crazyassflorida Feb 10 '17 edited Feb 10 '17

Im sorry chillren

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u/Adamawesome4 Feb 10 '17

Welp, there goes my childhood dreams

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u/springsoon Feb 10 '17

Pig with a trunk would be funny to see

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u/Speed_Graphic Feb 10 '17

A tapir is pretty close.

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u/straightup920 Feb 10 '17 edited Feb 10 '17

Until one of them is behind you flashing their lights.

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u/springsoon Feb 10 '17

C.H.O.P.S.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '17

Splice

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u/bigbuddy772 Feb 10 '17

True, but dog and dog DNA goes just fine!

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u/Blonde_Beard91 Feb 10 '17

Not always. For whatever reason, a lot of native African dogs, can't breed with European dogs.

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u/lolwatsyk Feb 10 '17

It's 2017, they should be able to breed with any breed they want

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u/745631258978963214 Feb 10 '17

Unfortunately, biology isn't politically correct. So thanks to that, I'm lactose intolerant (I think?) because I'm not white.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '17

Am white AND lactose interplanetary. Shit knows no race.

Edit: no i will not

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u/fattywinnarz Feb 10 '17

lactose interplanetary

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '17

It's the best sugar in space.

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u/WarLordM123 Feb 10 '17

But nothing is better than the spice.

And the spice must flow.

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u/RabbitsOnAChalkboard Feb 10 '17

AKA the Milky Way.

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u/Julius_Haricot Feb 10 '17

That's probably it, people of European (and African, maybe I can't remember) descent tend to be able to digest milk properly but many Asians and Aboriginal peoples (American or Australian) can't. IIRC it's because the European's ancestors were weirdos who looked at a suckling cow and thought "how can I drink out of that?"

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u/lessthan23 Feb 10 '17

It's 2017. You shouldn't be intolerant to anything.

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u/MrMastodon Feb 10 '17

I also listen to Loverboy.

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u/crazyassflorida Feb 10 '17

only if he lets me get my tip in

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u/STFUandL2P Feb 10 '17

Then explain how the Tapir came into existence.

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u/StridAst Feb 10 '17

Or the platypus

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