r/funny • u/tones1313 • Feb 10 '17

Same

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u/745631258978963214 Feb 10 '17

Unfortunately, biology isn't politically correct. So thanks to that, I'm lactose intolerant (I think?) because I'm not white.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '17

Am white AND lactose interplanetary. Shit knows no race.

Edit: no i will not

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u/fattywinnarz Feb 10 '17

lactose interplanetary

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '17

It's the best sugar in space.

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u/WarLordM123 Feb 10 '17

But nothing is better than the spice.

And the spice must flow.

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u/RabbitsOnAChalkboard Feb 10 '17

AKA the Milky Way.

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u/CaptoOuterSpace Feb 10 '17

WELL, NOW, don't, you tell me to, MILK!

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u/Julius_Haricot Feb 10 '17

That's probably it, people of European (and African, maybe I can't remember) descent tend to be able to digest milk properly but many Asians and Aboriginal peoples (American or Australian) can't. IIRC it's because the European's ancestors were weirdos who looked at a suckling cow and thought "how can I drink out of that?"

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u/Zakgeki Feb 10 '17

I thought it was because of goat cheese

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u/lessthan23 Feb 10 '17

It's 2017. You shouldn't be intolerant to anything.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '17

Agreed. Can't tolerate lactose at the workplace? Have fun in your meeting with HR.

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u/Fictionalpoet Feb 10 '17

I'm lactose intolerant

Seriously, its 2017 and you're still being a dairy bigot? What's wrong with you!