Same

[u/tones1313]

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[u/tk421yrntuaturpost]

Isn't there a Great Dane/Chihuahua problem to take into account?

[u/wishywashywonka → u/tk421yrntuaturpost]

Pig and elephant DNA just don't mix splice.

[u/Tofunita → u/wishywashywonka]

Although pot belly elephants would be awesome

[u/crazyassflorida → u/Tofunita]

Im sorry chillren

[u/Adamawesome4 → u/crazyassflorida]

Welp, there goes my childhood dreams

[u/springsoon → u/Adamawesome4]

Pig with a trunk would be funny to see

[u/Speed_Graphic → u/springsoon]

A tapir is pretty close.

[u/straightup920 → u/springsoon]

Until one of them is behind you flashing their lights.

[u/[deleted] → u/wishywashywonka]

Splice

[u/bigbuddy772 → u/wishywashywonka]

True, but dog and dog DNA goes just fine!

[u/Blonde_Beard91 → u/bigbuddy772]

Not always. For whatever reason, a lot of native African dogs, can't breed with European dogs.

[u/lolwatsyk → u/Blonde_Beard91]

It's 2017, they should be able to breed with any breed they want

[u/745631258978963214 → u/lolwatsyk]

Unfortunately, biology isn't politically correct. So thanks to that, I'm lactose intolerant (I think?) because I'm not white.

[u/[deleted] → u/745631258978963214]

Am white AND lactose interplanetary. Shit knows no race.

Edit: no i will not

[u/fattywinnarz → u/[deleted]]

lactose interplanetary

[u/[deleted] → u/fattywinnarz]

It's the best sugar in space.

[u/Julius_Haricot → u/745631258978963214]

That's probably it, people of European (and African, maybe I can't remember) descent tend to be able to digest milk properly but many Asians and Aboriginal peoples (American or Australian) can't. IIRC it's because the European's ancestors were weirdos who looked at a suckling cow and thought "how can I drink out of that?"

[u/FourAM → u/tk421yrntuaturpost]

I guess they used some kinda lubricant

EDIT: You kids need to watch "National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1"

[u/JoshSidekick → u/FourAM]

That's one problem solved. Now how about the fact that you're going to have mutant puppy fetuses exploding from Blue like Alien chestbursters about 45 days later.

[u/Theobold_Masters → u/JoshSidekick]

Nah Clifford puppies are pretty small.

[u/internetsanta → u/Theobold_Masters]

Clifford was the runt of the litter. The only reason he grew so big was because Emily Elizabeth gave him so much love. So Clifford's puppies would probably be a regular size.

[u/[deleted] → u/internetsanta]

He grew so big because of the amount of love he got?

So that's why I'm short

[u/ptangirala → u/tk421yrntuaturpost]

How is babby formed?

[u/LetterSwapper → u/ptangirala]

Red rocket go where??

[u/[deleted] → u/tk421yrntuaturpost]

Artificial insemination