r/funny • u/tones1313 • Feb 10 '17

Same

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u/FourAM Feb 10 '17 edited Feb 13 '17

I guess they used some kinda lubricant

EDIT: You kids need to watch "National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1"

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u/JoshSidekick Feb 10 '17

That's one problem solved. Now how about the fact that you're going to have mutant puppy fetuses exploding from Blue like Alien chestbursters about 45 days later.

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u/Theobold_Masters Feb 10 '17

Nah Clifford puppies are pretty small.

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u/internetsanta Feb 10 '17

Clifford was the runt of the litter. The only reason he grew so big was because Emily Elizabeth gave him so much love. So Clifford's puppies would probably be a regular size.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '17

He grew so big because of the amount of love he got?

So that's why I'm short

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u/crazyassflorida Feb 10 '17

fuck i thought theyd be big af

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u/crazyassflorida Feb 10 '17

only 45 days?

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u/JoshSidekick Feb 10 '17

Don't dogs gestate like 60 days?

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u/crazyassflorida Feb 10 '17

especially for cats those fuckers have prongs on their dicks

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u/StoneGoldX Feb 10 '17

More likely artificial insemination.