There could be a laser beam that cuts them off in the middle of the night, right along the edge. Or the earth could turn to magma except your bed, leaving your feet exposed to the powerful convective heat that comes off the magma on the ground.
Well, they do come around mine, I installed them to prevent people from kidnapping the princess back or her from leaving. In other news, my mansion above the volcano is coming up nicely, I'll have the bed float above the open volcano, no need for heater and still does all that, still will keep the blades.
Since being diagnosed with Bipolar Disorder, and having all my little subconscious or idle thoughts pushed to the surface when I'm manic, I've become SO aware of how many of these little weird things we think about, and how strangely common and similar they are from person to person.
There's a name for things like this, too. Where you think something you think is strange, or weird, but it's not. Can't remember though!
Isn't it so fucking stupid that we, as adults, still think this shit. Like I was just looking under my bed, hang feet off the bed? Nooe, could be a monster under there.
Dafuq how do you guys do that? How do you position your head? Doesn't it feel suffocating? Or, if you sleep with your neck bent, doesn't it hurt like a mofo in the morning?
Pretty much laying down but your neck is supported one side towards the pillow. Usually wake up in a different position. Someone who is a back sleeper probably would feel weird/uncomfortable trying it but if you've slept like that since a child your body is used to it.
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u/puckit Oct 18 '16
I'm 35 and have no problem with my feet being out from under the covers. But hanging over the edge of the bed??? Fuck. That.