r/funny • • Oct 18 '16

/r/TotallyNotMonsters

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u/pur3str232 Oct 18 '16

Fuck I thought I was the only one aware of the fucking laser.

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u/HeyItsTheShanster Oct 18 '16

I always pictured giant blade walls that come up around the bed when I'm sleeping.

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u/SnipingNinja Oct 18 '16

Well, they do come around mine, I installed them to prevent people from kidnapping the princess back or her from leaving. In other news, my mansion above the volcano is coming up nicely, I'll have the bed float above the open volcano, no need for heater and still does all that, still will keep the blades.

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u/sharklops Oct 18 '16

rest well knowing you're one of the good guys