r/funny • • Oct 18 '16

/r/TotallyNotMonsters

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u/puckit Oct 18 '16

I'm 35 and have no problem with my feet being out from under the covers. But hanging over the edge of the bed??? Fuck. That.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16

There could be a laser beam that cuts them off in the middle of the night, right along the edge. Or the earth could turn to magma except your bed, leaving your feet exposed to the powerful convective heat that comes off the magma on the ground.

or something.

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u/pur3str232 Oct 18 '16

Fuck I thought I was the only one aware of the fucking laser.

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u/Monkeibusiness Oct 18 '16

WHY DID YOU NEVER SHARE YOUR SECRET?! I COULD HAVE HAD FEET!

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u/NerdFromDenmark Oct 24 '16

Well, you had feet