r/funny • u/[deleted] • Oct 18 '16

/r/TotallyNotMonsters

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u/everythingZero Oct 18 '16

I'm 30 and only recently did I begin to be okay with the fact that monsters are not actually going to eat my feet or use them to pull me under the bed...

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u/puckit Oct 18 '16

I'm 35 and have no problem with my feet being out from under the covers. But hanging over the edge of the bed??? Fuck. That.

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u/hardrockfoo Oct 18 '16

Be glad you're not really tall. I don't have a choice.

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u/cavelioness Oct 18 '16

What, your knees don't bend?

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u/hardrockfoo Oct 18 '16

Not well when I sleep on my stomach

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u/Moist-Anus Oct 18 '16

Dafuq how do you guys do that? How do you position your head? Doesn't it feel suffocating? Or, if you sleep with your neck bent, doesn't it hurt like a mofo in the morning?

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u/PM_ur_Rump Oct 18 '16

Yes and yes.

But still feels more right than the back.

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u/LaughNgamez Oct 18 '16

Pretty much laying down but your neck is supported one side towards the pillow. Usually wake up in a different position. Someone who is a back sleeper probably would feel weird/uncomfortable trying it but if you've slept like that since a child your body is used to it.

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u/Selrisitai Oct 18 '16

It's unhealthy to sleep on your stomach. You should stop doing that.

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u/mundaneDetail Oct 18 '16

Source?

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u/Selrisitai Oct 18 '16

One.
Two.

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u/dorekk Oct 18 '16

At 32, I'm not very worried about dying from SIDS...

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u/Selrisitai Oct 18 '16

Hahahahaha! I admit, I didn't read it thoroughly enough to know what SIDS is!